claiming im part dragon so i can have kobolds fetch me ice coffee

it’s about to become FW Me Or Die January you either FW Me Or Die

i want ONE MILLION!!!!! CIGARETTES

I wish private accounts existed here I have so much I want to get off of my chest but I won’t approach anyone to talk about it

Do any Oomfies have experience contributing to open source projects online? i have a question or three

Chubby chasers who become fatphobic after you don’t worship the ground they walk on >>>>>>>

if you don't think elves could be black you are fucking stupid

Shrinkflation is killing us

Can of freaking bliss!!!!!

"It's an amazing place where fantasy and reality combine. You all know I love Dunkin' and having fun, I really hope I can settle down here once this era of me ends." -Zara Larsson on Pawtucket, Rhode Island

youtu.be/4QikhoXJkqE?... listen to magdalena bay right now

look at him

im breaking edge cuz zohran won

AMERICA got a huge buff today. Patch notes below: • dignity: +100% • racism: -100% • introduced new feature called "science" • removed "lying" from the game as it felt too effective • added a tool called "hope" to ramp up character moral • made "future" a bit brighter

New stickers ready for BIF and Thought Bubble 🐱✨

White House   Maid Shrieks After Spotting    Melania  On Ceiling

he looks so chill but also so delicious like...would yall mind if partook?

Dick Cheney died

kitty man

What kind of vampire is your favorite?

Ham prices

Ham prices

HAPPY GNOLL-VEMBER! Duuuuuhhhh....

swagged up

top 10 places to smoke oat

i lied i am at Furpoc guys

Ozwald spends time at the knight's round unwinding between deployments. A rare moment where his guard is dropped. 🏳️‍🌈Happy Pride Everybody!🏳️‍🌈

FURPOCALYPSE👏DAY👏TWO👏LETS👏GO👏 You know the drill! Come on down to the dealers room and peruse our wears! Lots of good shit for you to buy! COME CHECK IT!!!!!

Something wickedly wide this way comes~ A witch's familiar has decided to take a nudie joyride this Halloween, much to the chagrin of the sorceress and the pleasure of others... Watch out guys cuz he'll put a spell on you~ An oldie for #Halloween ! #fatfur #fatfurry #furry #WG #WeightGain #PinUp

Bull terrier furries LOVE. piss

cat

killed this guy so bad the server changed maps

one thing you need to know about me is that i would kill and die for janet jackson

this means so much to us smHey wait what the fuck do you see that?? what the hell is that???

i bet you thought that i lied for clout huh

My hair is so big today

Furry fandom so funny account named "shydog.bsky.social" or something posting full shaft and hole like what odes shy really mean

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

youtu.be/Pi7gwX7rjOw?... fuck justin timberlake but this is a bop

gay self checkout: cunt the theythem in the gagging area

okay im emotionally normal and want a masters degree

If I’m getting rejected from entry level positions like admin assistant or customer service, should I neck myself? Asking for a friend

Managed to get the toon material to work with lights and light color! All this work is for a little visual novel thing im doing. Well its more just the spicy bits, no noveling just porn lol

The sensitive toothpaste leaves such a bad aftertaste