If to get my Patreon rewards I have to either join a Discord server or email and I can't get past posts you can fuck right off LMFAO

Ooooh I lost my sustainable side gig that paid for my debt throughout the year Bad start to 2026... 👹

Damn only tipsy.... 😔

Man VR gets me so sweaty it's insane I feel like I need a few showers to get rid of the sweet/sour smell 😔

I'm kinda bored and having a beer My DMs are open if anyone wants to chat! :^)

I am happy that my NFL team clinched a playoff spot I am unhappy that I'm going to have to suffer through another year of furries sending me those annoying fucking NFL vore pics

NGL I haven't been feeling like doing VR lately cause 1. I'm fuckin tired all the time and 2. I don't like my model cause it doesn't feel like me at all and I hate representing myself as something I'm not

amazing news:

bake a ziti and eat the whole casserole dish in one sitting kinda thoughts 😌💜

the peek 👁️

I'm so socialed out after Christmas you wouldn't think I'm even an extrovert 💤

Some friends have been telling me it's scary how much beer I can drink in an evening but what can I say? I'm basically a keg 💜😈

𝔤𝔢𝔱 𝔬𝔫 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔢𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔟𝔬𝔴 𝔡𝔬𝔴𝔫 👁️🩸

Oops! All Beer Billy!! 🍺🥺

cuddles or else 💔🪓

goat morning 💜💤

bro what if I was even shorter..?

💤😔

An early Christmas gift ~

Manifesting my dream body~ 💜

Proof of those 12 beers 💜

The Tanker™ 🍺

i ate 1 saltine...

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift. That is why it's called the present... ...and the present is my cock ✨

Just a coupla guys bein' dudes (and by dudes I mean fat✨)... with @mrsinpanda.bsky.social 🐼💜

good chap in good chaps 🐐

I'm so cold, sleepy, and hungry I don't wanna get out of bed today ughghgghg Feed me in bed and cuddle up right after I'm nice and full 💜😖

Wish me happy new year immediately.

Now that the year is ending... skateboarding goat :^)

Famous last words before I go in the kitchen and make a rosé sauce from scratch cause the tomatoes and chicken are on their last legs...

Frustrated cause I'm sick and I'm too low energy to cook but I'm also hungry + I wanna keep my calories up for gaining grrr.... 👁️💔

Just a coupla guys bein' dudes (and by dudes I mean fat✨)... with @mrsinpanda.bsky.social 🐼💜

Big NYE party tomorrow that I was super excited about but I'm sick with a cold and NGL it's kinda ruining it for me...

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift. That is why it's called the present... ...and the present is my cock ✨

I don't even know what the point would be cause it sounds like a lot of work for a tiny amount of money + what would I even post on there LMFAO

Went out to buy clothes today and nothing was fitting me anymoreeeee 😖💔

I think my biggest commissioner red flag is getting to payment and they ask for crypto

I ripped another pair of pants ffs The world isn't made for men with fat asses and it's fucked up Like I buy a size up cause otherwise my ass doesn't fit but then the shape of the pants doesn't work well with my size and it rips and ughhgggh

I caved... 🤤💜

Damn I'm craving borgor so fuckin bad... 💜😖

I gotta get my piercings and that one animation thing on my VR model eventually but I'm terrible at blender and also dumb as fuck 💔

On the internet everyone thinks I'm an American goat when I'm actually a French Canadian honky ✊😔

I'm needy as fuck today cause I wanna get out of bed to get food, but I want belly rubs and cuddles, and more eepy time but I keep looking at food videos and salivating like a whore but also I need belly rubs an-

One of my favorite creators randomly commented on one of my shows and I almost died I'm so happy

NGL the best part of Christmas leftovers is always the turkey casserole I make on the 26th It's seriously so fucking buttery, cheesy, and full of carbs... Ough...... 🤤💜

I got to the grocery store and all the alcohol consumed yesterday decided to throw hands holy fuck 🤮

When I didn't wanna gain weight it would come faster but now that I do wanna gain weight it's barely happening What gives asshole?!? 😤

He could just phase right through but he likes to cause problems~ Hope everyone have a good Christmas!

When I said I wanted to be a mountain goat I meant I'm the mountain but also a goat...

I would like to be 100lbs more already 💜🤤