Apple and Google caved and removed ICEBlock from their app stores after Pam Bondi had a shit fit. The app still works if you already have it but you can no longer download it. Sounds very fashy.

A shame he wasn’t raptured today.

Let’s not take our eye off the ball!

Dang, I nearly forgot today is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. ARRRR!!! Where be the Epstein Files, ye beslubbering, beef-witted, swag-bellied, rump-fed, flap-mouthed canker blossom?THANK YE FER YER ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!

My brother was at a peaceful No Kings protest in Santa Barbara last weekend. A woman stopped her car in the middle of traffic and yelled at them, “You people are responsible for Charlie Kirk’s death!” He said “Methinks you are giving us too much credit.”

We’re having fun tonight.

My brilliant brother Tim Mullins wielding his pen like a rapier. If this earns me a time out, it will be worth it.

Q: What's the difference between Merrick Garland and Cholesterol? A: Cholesterol could still finish the job.

Jesus wept.

Operation Warp Speed II.

I don't relish being a tiresome scold, but if you are okay with this regime, seek help.

Well, he finally got people to stop talking about how shitty his parade was.

Am I supposed to feel sorry for Elon Musk because he's only worth 200 billion instead of 400 billion now? #tinyviolin

Steve has still got it. Pretty funny for a banjo player.

He can fiddle while Rome burns but it did not end well for Nero.

To all of you who thought Trump was going to be your sword of retribution, it's your 401ks and IRAs tanking too. But at least you got pronouns out of the government.

Lazy, but all I've got in me today.

Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know

In normal times there would have been mass resignations or firings. But because these idiots were appointed because of their incompetence, not in spite of it, we will probably not see any accountability.

Found in London.

Probably AI but I like the color scheme

Girl With the Pearl Onion

Next he will say the radical left stock market is being very unfair to him.

Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

Krasnov BBQ.

I couldn’t bring myself to watch but I heard this was every Republican for 99 minutes.

what kind of shithole party boos Zelensky and cheers the Tate brothers

Is anyone more of a feckless coward than Marco Rubio? Sitting in cowed silence while the courageous leader of an invaded country is berated by two men not fit to shine his shoes. An utter disgrace.

SCOTUS upholds DOGE USAID freeze. What "originalist" gymnastics did they come up with this time to decapitate lawfully-passed Congressional funding?

A trifecta.

I don't think there is any pee tape or that Putin has some kind of leverage over Trump. I think it's all because Trump genuinely has a huge, throbbing man crush on Putin. Full stop.

Enter Kremlin Headquarters into Google Maps and watch what happens.

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them

The email address to which all federal employees have been ordered to respond is [email protected]. it would be very wrong if millions of people around the world abused that inbox by flooding it with nonsense — so please don’t do this.

No, but if you’re looking for one, I am aware of a guy you work with that was indicted four times and convicted of thirty-four felonies.

I’m going to start a pool. Who’s going to be the first to leave/be jettisoned by the new administration: 1. Rubio 2. Wiles 3. Leavitt Dark horse: Hegseth, if he gets drunk and vomits all over Trump during a meeting. I'd pay to see that.

Kamala was right. And it only took him less than 30 days to roll over for Putin.

Gotta love Mapquest.

How’s this prediction going so far?

I feel sorry for the 150-year-olds who may lose their SS benefits. Finding a job at that age won't be easy.

Little Marco, once a bright talent on a fast track to the presidency, is now reduced to defending JD Vance and lecturing Germany about the true definition of Nazism. Like all Republicans clinging to the cooling corpse of their party, he has been defanged, de-balled, and rendered irrelevant.

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At least the windshield wiper works.

Klan Chowder fancies himself another Napoleon, conveniently forgetting that Napoleon ended his life in prison. But at least Nappy got a fancy tomb.

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The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

So you can just say you work at DOGE and pillage anything from our documents you want. The law truly doesn't exist anymore! Cool!