I know @zanesheadband.bsky.social and @bookshopaddict.bsky.social will enjoy this fantasy fan fiction. Personally I had a good laugh.

I'm glad I had the phone in airplane mode while having a 2 hour seista because I missed a legitimate call. If I answered the call I would have spoken in a surly manner which isn't good for business. Airplane mode is great because my sleep doesn't get disturbed by phones.

I hope to cook up a storm soon.

Put down the crack pipe.

Well that was Deelightful.

While I was happy it existed, I'm still pissed off it was a 'Limited Time' product and no longer on the shelves. It tasted good and fitted into my air fryer perfectly.

Chasing a dozen naughty chickens back into their homes and seeing geese which run away from me wasn't in the bingo card of gardening today. There was also an alpaca, but no robust & candid discussion about the animal as the owner of it was a pleasent person to deal with.

This Friday is going to be a NIGHTMARE AT THE G #AFL.

I wonder which circles of hell this would fall under.

This garden looks a bit cactus and yet I have another black swan moment.

In ~2 months' time I won't have to deal going to the petrol station to fill up a car with fuel. Nor will I have to deal with having to use my magical skills of fitting all my gardening equipment in my 18 year old hatchback. It's all happening, I will be electrified.

He was meant to play on forever on an AFL list somewhere out there. All the best Tom Campbell. A 2 time VFL premiership player for Footscary. www.westernbulldogs.com.au/news/2022300...

My photography skills are poor. Split Enz were very good and so was Vika & Linda. I couldn't really fault the setlist, but I would have liked to hear Charlie, Titus, Another Great Divide, Sweet Dreams and Under the Wheel. As you can see I'm more of a fan of their Prog era.

This morning Utah Saints' song Something Good was playing in the car while I was driving to the Nunawading Can Depot and there was no line to cash in my bottles / can. So something good did happen.

My streak of not paying for a concert ticket is 22 years and still going. Unusual circumstances (sick sibling) which have given me an opportunity to see Split Enz live (well 2/3rd of the classic lineup anyway).

On a day like today a 3 hour siesta occurred. I go into hibernation mode when I cannot go outside.

Not in a hope in hell that I'll be doing any gardening work today. Oh well, I can work on my music demos for the 6th & 7th solo albums.

It looks like the arborists who lived across the road from me have moved out. I disliked them alot (they did the tradie stuff I don't like) so I'm happy with that win.

A minor apperance from me in the media. A close 2nd was Keith by Playlunch. There are people like Keith around in trades, I can assure you that I'm not like Keith. drive.google.com/file/d/1pk8O...

A few roses on a nice day.

A 🦄 day where I got in and out of VicRoads Ringwood within 15 minutes (great customer service), Petrol for PULP 95 was only $2.18 per litre and a having a >$350 earning day on the garden. Take the wins when you can.

They're called the Blues for a reason.

No Swans, no real hill, but there is a nice river. I had a nice enough time there doing >10km walks on both days. It has changed a bit from the last time (2014) I have been there, for the better I believe.

Tuesday - FAILED Thursday - FAILED Saturday - FAILED Sunday - 🖕fate, this block will be completed by my superpowers of stubbornness and spite. DONE! SUCCESS!

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As Master Yoda would say '3rd time lucky you are not'.

Nor today for that matter. Just want to get Jenny's block done (not Jenny from the Block). The weather is mocking me now with its sunshine and totally wet grass.

Yep, it isn't going to happen today.

The mere thought of wanting to mow a particular customer's lawn has darkened the clouds and creating the sounds of thunder and now the rain has arrived. Looking at the rain radar it isn't going to happen today. I was already rained on Tuesday morning.

The reaction still cracks me up and it has been over a week ago. www.reddit.com/r/AFL/commen...

I was overly optimistic thinking that I could do some gardening work today. Well that is >$220 that I'm not getting today. Btw this is a picture of my garden.

Remember not to mess with the E to the chocolate coated B. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXrF...

I still think the AFL missed a trick by not having the Saints vs Demons on Good Friday. Can have the Easter Bunny Cup made out of chocolate. Only one team can take the chocolates at the end. If it's a draw then no one gets the chocolates.

I got through the day without having to deal with a single stupid April Fools joke. I'll call that a win.

Look upon this one, anti-preferencers, and despair. This is the face of art. Behold it and crawl back into the holes from which you came.

Well that's that. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

I have never used LLMs and never will. I like to write my own stuff, it is an interesting journey when writing lyrics and writing my memoir (which I still haven't finished).

I'm just thankful that my parents experienced the social mobility part in the 1970s - 1990s. Factory workers these days aren't be able to buy a house, pay it off and sustain a comfortable standard of living. I'm about ~75% on the way with regards to energy security. Got the ☀️+🔋, will get the EV.

Well what do you know I have made 1,001 posts of stuff here. I'll try and make things more interesting, but it is just mainly work (gardening), working on music demos for the 6th +7th solo albums and walking around the hood when I have time.

Only half a days work because of the rain. The thing which annoys me the most is that people don't know how to drive in the wet.

I would be making a good living at the moment if my occupation was being the grim reaper. I look the part imo.

Trying to ban "from the river to the sea" is almost identical to trying to ban "Always was, always will be" Imagine a political party trying to do the latter - they'd be rightfully driven like a tent peg. Caving in to a foreign influence operation because it's easy is pathetic.

Sooner than later I will be getting that EV Van. A hatchback has limited room, a miracle what I could fit. I can then say that I'm 100% off petrol with regards to my business operations. I'll probably be one of the few gardening businesses not using a single petrol engine in the near future.

I'll take that win. Not easy beating a side like Brisbane at the Gabba.

May they both be shot into the sun.

Which country will take the refugees the US will create?

China: hey kids, there’s never been a better time to decarbonise your economy!

I was just thinking that old mate didn't go the trifecta of saying difficult, emotional and hysterical. If you're going to be a prick you may as well go the full hog rather then have weasley half measures and non apologies.

I still don't know why someone tries to do an unsolicited call on me. If I don't know you then I'm not going to answer the phone. Text first with your intentions and if it is relevant to me then I'll respond.

Fuck them, fuck Deloitte, fuck EY and PwC The whole industry is a con, raking millions out of institutions in return for boilerplate reports telling them to cut anything good they're doing to increase profits Accepting their money in the first place is sketchy as shit