Yes

Why is a 1/2 cup of granola 7,000 calories

You heard it here first folks

Resident Evil 9 comes out the same week as my birthday. Maybe I am one of god’s favorites?

Alrighty… who’s gonna take one for the team and shoot me in the face with a gun

Good morning

I hate when I get in to bed and I can just tell immediately that I’m not going to sleep at all that night

I ate too much pineapple and now my lips burn

Hi

I want to try nem chua so bad

For some reason my TikTok feed thinks I like Sleep Token and that could not be further from the truth

God I want to fuck up a bag of salt & vinegar kettle chips right now

Another standard interaction with @tyler.bsky.social

Lowkey wish I had a peanut allergy so I could end my shit with a Reece’s cup

Got my wisdom teeth pulled today and can’t eat solids so looks like I have to survive off of nut for the next few days :/

Really spent my first weekend of 2026 sick af in bed all weekend huh

Someone get me this sleeping Totodile plush please

BTS

Made ritz & cookie butter Christmas crack 🙂‍↕️

So h*rny lately it’s a problem fr

Just watched the coming out scene in Stranger Things S5 with my whole family and I was lowkey begging for death

Life was simpler back when my only priority was tending to my Chao garden in Sonic Adventure 2

I need to t*p someone soon 😪

Once again plugging some of my personal footage projects youtu.be/5FVUCb9oUSM?...

I love my family but I am so ready to be home (I don’t fly home for 2 more days)

Who wants pecan pie

Mayo or ranch ✨

I would like 2026 to be the year I don’t get played by a man (I’m being unrealistic)

Coconut cream pie for breakfast??

I really wish my body would let me sleep in 😫

Verse top*

feeling very festive, like a ho ho ho or something

Day drinking and playing Resident Evil 5 while watching Harry Potter 😌

I got that Christmas fit ON

Let it be known on record that I have always fucked with Cardi B over ms maga Minaj

🤭

My thighs are up here

gm yall I know you’re sick of the same selfie with the same background but it’s not my fault the lighting in the morning is so good in the bathroom at work

I am addicted to cringe TikTok’s

I’m a top 😪

january 2025: this will be my year!! december 2025:

Boxer briefs > thongs/jock straps

Ube Oreo tornado 😛

fmcl 💔

Im ready for my Christmas binge tbh

Oh Courtney LaPlante the woman you are 😮‍💨

Sir that is my emotional support episode 5 of Heated Rivalry

Nicki Minaj got one of the craziest fall offs of all time

Back to your regularly scheduled thirst trappin