Miss Vickie wrung out every drop of her pussy into those spicy dill pickle chips

Finally starting Welcome to Derry 🎈

I’m naked 🙂

I wish I had a dollar for every time a man disrespected me 😪

Seasonal depression gon’ go crazy this year

Good morning. Friendly reminder that the hearts of men are black with corruption and must need be cleansed

Couldn’t ask for a better backdrop

Update: I went

What if I wake up at 5:00am tomorrow and drive to the coast

gays will be like “boyfriend reveal!”

Ya boy is *toots kazoo* officially back on anti-depressants *throws confetti*

I did the thing

Who the hell keeping chips ahoy in business

Airpod noise cancellation handling it’s 1vs1 against the Salvation Army bell ringer

Goodnight gay boys

Haha what if I started Lexapro jk unless

I am not ready to go back to work tomorrow >:(

Life is so bleak that when you find something that gives you a modicum of pleasure or peace you should sink your claws into it without reservation.

Zootopia 2 was v cute

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What y’all know about this tho

Predator: Badlands was peak

How many steps to balance out an entire pecan pie?

Right, right

This is food related btw not breeding related

Channeling my inner mpreg emoji tonight 🫃

Should be working but I’m taking thirst traps instead 😪

Nikon F3 | Carbonado, WA | Ilford HP5 400
 
#photography

Tired

What’s the move for today boys

Sipping a dirty martini and playing Pokémon while watching Netflix. Life is good 😇

me: casually mentions a piece of trauma @adrianp.bsky.social: *saving it for a joke later*

Test my gangsta & I’ll pop you

Friday flex

It costs nothing to be kind. But also, as it turns out, it costs nothing to be a hatin’ ass bitch as well

Is this shirt tight enough or no

Apple fritters are the best donut out there and the fact that they look like they’re covered in nut is just an added bonus

Why yes I did get a haircut in fact

The Wicked product collabs are out of control bc why the hell are there Glenda & Elphaba swiffer mops

The fact that today’s youth won’t understand how good Polly Pocket clothes tasted. The perfect chew

YUHHHH

Dakota Johnson is a terrible actress but idc I love her

What can you tell about me based off this shelf of stuff?

I am unhealthily addicted to Arc Raiders

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Cotton candy ice cream with fruity pebbles cone 😭

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