i still can't believe it's called doge. this is like if the nazis called the wehrmacht "Der Fartenboys"

"Woe to those who make unjust laws, to those who issue oppressive decrees, to deprive the poor of their rights and withhold justice from the oppressed of my people, making widows their prey and robbing the fatherless." - Isaiah 10:1-2

While this platform is worlds better than twanker by far, a lot of these lib memes and takes are corny and annoy me a bit.

Name a better qualified doctor than Dr. Oz:

Struggling to stay relevant in midlife #gracefullyaging #thankyourlocalbogwitch

If this wasn't so grim, it would be hilarious. The greeting belies the content, to a degree. #UHC #UnitedHealthcare #M4A #ParadiseLost

#winter #haveaniceday

Whenever I am feeling a little blue, I remember seeing this on Reddit and it cracks me up every time.

Further reaction to news today...

www.cnn.com/2024/12/04/u... Submitted without comment 🤐

Hey guys. I’ve just appointed salt to head the Department of Snail Protection.

Mantis Shrimp Mantis Shrimp Sees the world in a crazy tint. Sixteen cones in its eyes, Punching prey, they vaporize! Watch out! It’s the Mantis Shrimp!

Old enough to be "the cool aunt."

Character Class: Cynical Social Observant on a quest: Seeking a balanced life between healthcare and absurdity, while building a flock of online followers. blueskyroast.com This thing is actually a little painful NGL. Hurts, man.

Content Analysis: A captivating blend of stream-of-consciousness and sarcasm; it’s like listening to a friend ramble drunk about politics and pop culture while also trying to keep it profound. blueskyroast.com

To all my new followers: prepare to be disappointed.

Haven't quite figured out how to properly execute this meme format, but if someone else wants to give it a shot, have at it.

Chicken filter

It's kind of the only thing I got going on, so not wrong. #Dune universe makes me feel ways about stuff; I can escape from the fresh horrors of daily life and step into the fresh horrors of a distant future.

Also who ever heard of a police cat? Just saying...

The cabinet picks are being selected purely for ability to get people riled up. The more normal people protest these inane appointments, the more Trump & Friends can say, "See, they don't want him to succeed!" Ghislane M. will be appointed for something, just to make our heads spin.

I try to be funny, witty, have hot takes, etc., but I think hitting the big time (i.e., going viral and getting a bajillion views) is just about luck and timing. My irl friends think I'm funny, at least.

This is why if you live in a CCW state, you should be exercising that right. Let some MAGA repub try & make me and my kids prove that our genitals match what their perception of our genders are. Arm Leftists and the LGBTQIA+ before they try & revoke that right, too.

@officialnps.bsky.social come back!!

More #dune memes, because I literally have no place else to use them.

Bluesky > threads > your highschool acquaintance pitching you a "share" in their latest MLM scam they were roped into when you thought you were just going out for drinks to be friendly and catch up > Twatter

#sardukar #dune2021

#sardukar #dune

My toxic trait is telling my cat he is a good boy when he has been a menace to society all day.

Me on November 6th:

Teaching science to my kids with OG Bill Nye episodes. No theme song will ever slap harder than Bill Nye the Science Guy's. Still gives me a little dopamine hit after all these years. #sciencerules

Bernie Sanders account has been suspended? Was it fake or something? Was he calling for the old...

Show me a photo that just screams "you"... I'll go first: It sometimes will vary depending on mood, health, and whatnot, but most consistently it's the pic below. I have Stage 5 RBF and work in an emergency department.

@senberniesanders.bsky.social (or the people who run his account) liked my reply! I feel so cool now. Out here preaching class consciousness and shit.

@senberniesanders.bsky.social (or the people who run his account) liked my reply! I feel so cool now. Out here preaching class consciousness and shit.

I love working in Trauma/EM. Next up is finding the medical/healthcare community here. MedTw*tter was fire until buttface destroyed the site.

I love working in Trauma/EM. Next up is finding the medical/healthcare community here. MedTw*tter was fire until buttface destroyed the site.

Them's fightin' words.

Mfw my first post is asking for Dune memes and I get followed by @choamdirector.bsky.social ... I think I'm going to like it here.

Mfw my first post is asking for Dune memes and I get followed by @choamdirector.bsky.social ... I think I'm going to like it here.

Trying to get more Dune memes in my feed.