Bitch I just did the Whole30 (and went to the gym five days a week) and lost 15 pounds in a month

I want a bagel rlly bad

Fucking tired

How the fuck do I get my cat to let me trim her claws. I literally have her favorite treat to placate her and she still won’t let me do anything

Proof of life

Did legs yesterday… Today my trainer had me start with… Squats 🥴😖🫠

No bc wtf do you mean tomorrow is Monday

Day 5 of the Whole30… I literally googled “small bowl of chocolate ice cream” just to feel something.

Two cups of iced coffee, hard techno playlist on… my work checklist fears me right now.

I have started the Whole30… pray for me

I keep debating with myself how much I’m willing to spend on slayyyter resale tickets… 💸

RuPaul when I catch you RuPaul

Back to the gym after a long break… currently in the stage where I can’t fully extend my arms because my biceps are so tight 😖

I just finished the mistborn trilogy… I’m kinda annoyed tbh

Guys, I think THIS time congress will do something. This is definitely the one 😊🙂‍↕️

I unfortunately need to drink heavily this weekend 😣😓

My old job (the one that laid me off after three months) just emailed me to see if I want to come back.

Does Slayyyter understand that every gay from DC, Baltimore, Delaware, AND New York are all trying to get tickets for her one single Philadelphia show….? Like girl you gotta go bigger than the Fillmore 😭

So I wept a lot last night

Gaga concert tonight, Slayyyter album on Friday…

Chat is it possible to put on thirty pounds of muscle in the next two months?

I just did a security patch of my entire online presence and rediscovered my old tumblr account. Dear lord.

In the mood for a large man to lay on top of me 😊

Trying to lock back in this month 😓

Slayyyter not having a tour stop in DC or Baltimore is homophobia. (I signed up for the Philly presale and will be going)

This made my credit score drop 11 points by the way LOL

I met Tatianna last night and she called me Caillou trade 🥴

If you know where this pic was taken I owe you an espresso martini

I deleted my Scruff profile

Oh I’m wet 😩

Proof of life

I know I’m late but I just watched Brokeback Mountain for the first time. Am I… A. Having a panic attack B. Having an existential crisis C. Laughing out loud at how sad I am D. All of the above (The answer is D. I’m spiraling.)

Maturing is realizing that everyone is just on roids and the body I want is not attainable naturally

I think every gay person in DC except for me was at the Jade concert tonight

I’m employed again!! So I had left job 1 for an insane opportunity at job 2, but job 2 laid me off after three months. But then job 1 missed me so they gave me a 1099 contract until I found something, but the job market is shit so I asked job 1 for my W2 back and they said yes 🥹

TikTok keeps giving me lives of beefy muscle dads working out shirtless, but every time I go to their page it’s ✝️ John 3:16 🇺🇸USMC vet 🏠My kids are my life Like am I going crazy or

Can I sell anyone on my new GLP-1 drug with an AI companion app that offers crypto rewards?

who will finance my new production of Jesus Christ Superstar

When the Patriots lose, America wins

Remember when they said Drake Maye was MVP material? El oh el

That halftime show is what people mean when they say "joy is an act of resistance."

Not even a Bad Bunny stan but something about DtMF just makes me want to fucking sob

Slayyyter, please, Slayyyter if you can hear me drop the album early, I need it now 😭😭😭

Bad Bunny condemns ICE during his #GRAMMYs speech for Best Música Urbana Album: “Before I say thanks to god, I’m going to say, ICE out. We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we are humans and we are Americans.”

My husband bad bunny

Not even a stan but damn Justin Bieber is so goddamn talented

Idk anything about Sombr but I think I’m a hater 😊

Olivia Dean looks like a supermodel omg

Katseye is such a hot mess but I love them lmaoooo