Just locked in so hard for a job interview

Well I didn’t get home until 7:30am this morning so I’d say this was a success

I’ll say it, I hate the Liquid Glass update

Not really in the leather scene but will be taking advantage of MAL for the opportunity to be gay and do crime this weekend!

I love when Bryce Young randomly remembers that he has a Heisman 😂

As a Steelers fan, holy shit we did NOT deserve that win

Tbh my body image issues have gotten worse since I started working out regularly

White people favorite thing to do in American politics is pretend to be shocked 😭

Midterms should be interesting

“IMPEACH”, I cry, desperately believing in my soul that the third impeachment will maybe, just maybe, result in actual accountability. No, this third impeachment won’t be anything like the last one… or the one before… where nothing happened.

Saw myself in the background of someone’s video from the New Year’s Eve party I was at, and if that wasn’t motivation to lose some weight idk what is

Ok ok I cried at the Stranger Things finale. Like a lot.

2026 resolution is to be hornier

most unrealistic part of Heated Rivalry is the fact they completely ignore the release of E•MO•TION in 2015

Finally finished heated rivalry

End of year fitness checkin… I stayed consistent and worked out 16 times per month this year. The goal for 2026 is to get a coach and get out of this plateau I’ve been in, and maybe lose a little bit of the belly. Onwards and upwards 💪🏻

I’m a cat dad now 🥹

I survived a whole week with my family over Christmas… however, two things have been solidified for me: 1. I’m never having kids 2. Catholicism is terrifying

We got chubby shirtless Jim Hopper back, let us all rejoice

What do you mean it’s not healthy to spend the first six hours of the day with nothing in my stomach except prep and iced coffee?

This may be the best Thursday night game I’ve ever seen

Lowkey I’m just gonna tune out… the GOP hasn’t given a shit about trump’s antics so far, why will the files make a difference? Nothing will happen, as usual.

Ugh, the word “masculine” has become so bastardized in the gay community… so many gay men use it as a shield against their own insecurities and/or out of fear of being perceived as feminine, and therefore “masculine” is associated with internalized misogyny and transphobia.

A rare day of feeling cute 🥹

Occupy Democrats is a government psyop designed to keep democrats in line and emotionally manipulate them into voting for establishment corporate puppets rather than actual progressive candidates. I despise that page and every one like it.

How do y’all keep motivation to go to the gym? I’ve been working out consistently for a year and it still feels like a chore. It would be so much easier to work out if I actually enjoyed it.

I lost my first, fourth, and fifth round draft picks to injuries and yet somehow I made it to the semifinals for my fantasy league this year 🫣😭

I want Ben and Jerry’s but I also want to bottom tomorrow 😔

Chiefs eliminated from the playoffs…

Bracing myself for spending an entire week with family this month 😵‍💫

Crashing out on this Saturday

I took a short term contract at my old job to make some money, but this time I’m going in refusing to get sucked into the debilitating, stress-inducing startup grind culture of it all. If y’all want to give me ten tickets at once, don’t expect them all to get done today! 🙂‍↔️

Also I set a squat PR today, please clap (and touch my butt)

POV you’re an egg that I’m frying

Spotify just called me a slur

Stop showing me “breaking news” about trump doing something unhinged. I’ve stopped caring, because nothing ever happens. Let me know when he [redacted] or if someone [redacted] him, then I’ll tune back in.

Looking through job postings and 90% of them start with “We are an AI-native platform…”

I’m totally open to making an OnlyFans since I’m unemployed, but I feel like the dryness of my personality would counteract the sexy factor

I feel like I like the idea of having a boyfriend more than I would actually like having a boyfriend

Good evening

Saturn return is real as fuck, the identity crisis I’ve been having this month is insane

Are the Eagles frauds or are the Bears going to the Super Bowl?

Just binged the episodes of Stranger Things that just dropped… the end of episode 4 is kinda everything

Getting laid off at the beginning of the month kinda destroyed my mental health, and it was a bit debilitating as far as any motivation to take care of myself. But I’ve been doing my best to still show up and hit my goals, even though it’s draining.

What’s sad is that the world will be destroyed by closeted queer men performing acts of dominance and bravado to compensate for their sexuality and the fear of being perceived as feminine. I pity them.

What is going on with That One Posing Room in that Chicago gym

Living in this country as a human with an ounce of intelligence and media literacy is so fucking annoying

I’m scared of the kickball gays

What makes a selfie obligatory?

Big fan of people having kinks, I love it, HOWEVER… there are certain kinks that evoke a negative reaction in me, and sometimes they just appear out of nowhere on my discover feed, and I don’t know how to get rid of them 😵‍💫