Hi I haven’t been on the World Wide Web much, but I’m super proud of this cookie collab I did :-) getmamabearcookies.com

I had an awesome preview night at indie craft parade, wonderful to meet so many new people and see familiar faces! I’m here for Saturday and Sunday, come say hi!

Hi! I’ve lowered prices slightly for most things in my store! Y’all’s support allows me to do this for a living, and I know we’re all dealing with money being tighter these days. I want to make sure art and gifts for your loved ones are accessible as we all navigate these weird times together ❤️

Being able to throw out my back with a sneeze in my early 30s is my cosmic punishment for making jokes about being “old” when I was in my mid 20s

Sorry I haven’t posted more! Scrolling the World Wide Web feels like opening a tome bound in human leather that screams with each page turn.

My tomato has Hank Hill butt

in a way aren't we all looking for more sink cheese where we found it yesterday

Nothing makes me nope out from a market application faster than when they want a 10% cut of sales in addition to a $350+ booth fee lol

"to democratize art is not every person having a cute drawing made in seconds, to democratize art is every person having time and health to learn and make art if they chose to, and mainly to have the means to think and relate introspectively with art."

For those asking about where the $27 shirt options went: I’m looking for replacement fabric! Quality + accessibility are important to me, and I just wasn’t happy with the quality of the previous ones. Lots of blanks I ordered had loose threads, holes, and inconsistent dimensions.

Some more from the photoshoot… so absolutely in love with how everything turned out 😭 small businesses helping each other out leads to some awesome stuff (photographer info linked on my website if you’re local to Knoxville and looking for a great photographer)

I’m unfamiliar with these social networks but I’m willing to learn:

I am beyond excited to share that my wares are now at Cocodrie Collective, a cool store ran by the very talented Artist Colette + team, in one of my favorite places, Lafayette, LA. cocodriecollective.com/search?q=sar...

I got some professional product photos taken and I couldn’t be happier!!!! My website now looks like an actual functional business and not like a sketchy pop-up ran by two dogs in a trenchcoat

Be silent, foul thing.

Big Crafty was so fun! Thank you all so much for the kind words and allowing me to continue what I do by supporting my work. If you placed an order before this week or at Big Crafty, you will get a tracking number by the end of the week :)

I love him

Would anyone be willing to share a recommendation for a jacquard throw blanket manufacturer? 🧡 thank u love u.

I’ll be in Asheville this weekend for Big Crafty! Hope to see you there!

I’m just blabbing in the void but. Wow transforming an unfinished basement into a print studio is a full time job in itself, but it is close to done!! I can’t wait to be set up so I can catch up on my actual full time job (running the shop), and then maybe I can have some time to draw new things 😴

Fresh fish, caught with bear hands

Get outta my way 🦝

When I say I want alone time this is what I mean

Quiet summer evenings

Camping 🏕️

splash splash splash ☔️

No Vacancy (Wedding gift for some friends a few years ago!!)

So I’ve been getting the studio set up for the last month without much human contact, and wow it was just so great to meet and chat with wonderful people at Pride on Saturday. Thank you for supporting my work, and it means a lot to bring small moments of joy to y’all’s lives with silly art!

Cat tax for these trying times

This design is based off my dnd group, which happened to also be a meeting for eating soup each week

beware the hot sauce smite from the paladin-chef 🍳

Knight 🗡️🛡️

Bard 🎵

Courier 🏰

Get outta my way 🦝

A hike is just a walk with snacks 🍯

I always forget how long it takes to unpack a house after a move, plus unpacking a whole screenprinting studio 😵 I promise orders are on the way, I just am wading through cardboard at the moment 📦

Fresh fish, caught with bear hands

Wipe your cheese dust hands on this shirt to season it like a cast iron pan

Run a local festival or event? Stop using AI for your promo images and posters: 1. It makes your event look like a scam 2. vendors can tell, many will skip your event for using AI 3. It makes it look like you don't care about your event

if you feel like perusing my wares here is the link! ⬇️ Purchases fund me being able to make more silly art, and also buy mostly whatever my cats demand (but I am refusing to buy them an entire roast chicken even though they say they need it daily) saramccandless.com

I wish I could take my cat everywhere while wearing matching outfits

Wipe your cheese dust hands on this shirt to season it like a cast iron pan

Errand day ☀️🧋

This design is based off my dnd group, which happened to also be a meeting for eating soup each week

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You see nothing 🐈

And now I must stand here like this