"7 tickets to Zootopia 2, please"

His glutes diminished Prosthetics Will Not Suffice Hank Hill's BBL

World stunned Silently Smoke from Vatican Chimney The McRib is back

Oh God oh jeez oh fuck

Right now I'd rather be wearing nothing but my Cuban Links, lounging in a Lazy boy with a plate of melon and prosciutto watching The Rockford Files

Kinda burnt out on painting Iron Warriors and Chaos in general. Gonna work on some Ultramarines and maybe some Custodes

IT GUY WHO POSTS ON GRUNTSTYLE FB: Valhalla awaits us brothers ACTUAL ARMY GRUNT: what’s up TikTok it’s your boy Jesse27 today I’m doing the cinnamon challenge in my asshole ACTUAL SPECOPS GUY: (lying burned and dead in his car from a heroin deal gone wrong)

BLFC was pretty fuckin' tight <3

Gun dog

When I grow up I want to be an accounting manager for Enron

Over a decade ago I heard someone named White Mike drop the bar "I'll use your butt crack as a fuckin nut rag" at Scribble Jam and for the love of christ I need that clip. If anyone has it you'll be my hero.

Goodnight bluesky dot com

My goal in life currently is to have a physique that sets off the Planet Fitness Lunk Alarm just by reaching for the door

Guard your heart against love and guard you're head from blunt force trauma

Furries are the backbone of modern aviation

Copious amounts of steroids and 24 inch arms would fix me ngl

All the shit you thought was cool when you were 9 is what's actually cool

Imagine getting roadhead in this thing

I miss her so much bros....

If the US military promised free GeekBars to all id probably enlist

Need someone to kick me in the head. This isn't a self destructive post or anything I just think it'd be kinda funny

Yo Christian Nationalists, never forget that Jesus was killed by the State.

Petition to change all golf courses into Motocross freeride parks

NAMCO. RELEASE THE ACE COMBAT 4 5 AND 0 TRILOGY AS AN HD REMASTER AND MY SOUL IS YOURS

Annual tradition

8 years of painting on and off #warhammer40k

TO took this shot of my Ultramarines while I played a tournament last week, honestly looks like a promo shot #warhammer40k

The time has come for me to work on myself, actually improving and growing as a person. To accomplish this im giving myself a chest tattoo that just says "KING OF THE RING"

meet Egle

Quick shout out to frogs because they deserve it

Seriously tho happy v day or whatever

Happy Valentine's Day!

That's right I got a Super Bowl ring

Taylor Swift will break up with Football man whose name is don't give a shit about. Philadelphia will burn (free space). Drake is calling a lawyer.

Jalen Hurts? Like you want Motrin or the number to my therapist?

Roll up a pack of the loudest Za obtainable between Kansas Shitty and Filthadelphia. Typa shit to make you think you're fuckin Tay Tay and leave you kneeling to every national anthem known to man played all at once. This shit hits 10 seconds at a time with mad ad breaks. Only Super Bowl worth a fuck

Just found out about what happened to Jesus Christ. Damn that sucks dude.

All these fuckin billionaires and none of them are trying to be supervillains, only to end up like Thr Monarch from Venture Bros.

Pwn3d

Department of Grooming Ephebophiles

Real bad headspace last 2 days. Aviation photography time

-whispering to myself- real Gs move in silence like lasagna. real Gs move in silence like lasagna. real Gs mov

Just a heads up for anyone that uses NCViewer for G Code analyzation, be it CNC or 3D Printing, the creator sold out to a firm that specializes in AI. Your programs may be used for AI Training

Tokyo Xtreme Racer made video games good again. There was every opportunity to fuck it up and none were taken. I have some minor nitpicks, but the game is early access and only out for like 36 hrs. Im sure they will all be addressed. Genki Racing Project, from the bottom of my heart thank you

Spill.

Fuckheads: "Gender is what's in your pants" My honest reaction:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH YEAH BABYYYYYY WOOOOOO

Add real life superhero Phoenix Jones to Marvel Rivals and make his ult ability lore accurate to the real Phoenix Jones, he gets the entire enemy team addicted to crack