I emerge from my now mostly offline life to say: good luck to everyone trying to score a BlizzCon ticket today! I'm not planning on being there next September, so you'd better have fun for me.

One of these things is not like the other

The stupidest run of drops I've ever had in this game. All in the span of 2 hours (not pictured: the 5th Experiment 12-B I've had drop during this event)

Lmao. Went outside during first intermission and 4 other neighbours walked out of their house.

10 hours of sleep. Breakfast. Meds. Today is going SO well. I feel fantastic, and I've been so productive. Is it because I did all of the things I should be doing? Yes. Will I learn anything from this? No.

INK BUBBLE! INK BUBBLE! INK BUBBLE!

TIL it's apparently necessary to ask people if their phone has Airplane Mode enabled when it hasn't been working for a month.

Update. No one is a snitch, I'm just very predictable about not taking care of myself

I think I've been found out and SOMEONE is stalking these posts and ratting me out to people. Because the timing on some texts I've gotten asking me about what I've eaten is very sus.

Not me trying to remember if I took my meds today then immediately talking to a squirrel outside my window for 10 minutes

Me: Why do I feel like shit? Also me: Woke up at 330 AM yesterday and didn't go back to sleep Went to bed at 4 last night/this morning Woke up at 6 today Made and forgot about coffee Retrieved and forgot about energy drink Drank water So yeah, complete mystery.

I think she's trying to tell me something

It's election time in Canada, so people are doing the door to door thing. I was outside when some from the Conservative party came up. They got to the gate, looked at me, and immediately left. So I'm probably giving off the vibes I want to.

Between being out for most of last night and running errands all morning, Tonks is doing her best to make sure I don't leave without her again.

Someone is trying very hard to talk me out of working today.

POV: Your brain doesn't know the difference between a life and death scenario or an insignificant life event

I don't know what happened, but like half of my social feed is French. And not European French. It's been Quebecois, Créole or Acadian. It's a weird interruption to the doom scrolling.

9 seconds into the game. 3 fights. This is gonna be a good one

So this has been my Saturday morning so far. I'm obviously not to leave, right? I'm stuck for the foreseeable future?

I'd like to thank every Adam Warlock player who chooses to rez their team as I'm popping ult. 10/10 experience.

So the spare key to my car that was thought to be lost 8 years ago was just found. At a relatives place in the Philippines. It's a Christmas miracle or something like that

Show of hands, who just told that way too dark mental health joke to a coworker who you momentarily forgot is ACTIVELY in a group chat with one of your parents. 🙋‍♂️

I shouldn't make major hair decisions when I'm incredibly irritable. I shouldn't make major hair decisions when I'm incredibly irritable. I shouldn't make major hair decisions when I'm incredibly irritable. I shouldn't make major hair decisions when I'm incredibly irritable. I shouldn't make maj..

Oh sure. SHE can go back to sleep. Not fair.

Choices were made and I regret like ... 2.3098435012738675309 of them

We're doing the thing!

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She's been laying here for an hour so I guess I'm stuck forever

This squirrel chirps just enough so that Tonks doesn't forget they're here. Her eyes have been locked on since we got outside

I remembered this exists again. I'll pay the dog tax too.

Gonna throw this out here too because reasons. ... dart?

hey, I remembered this existed.