Deep Breaths Tuesday

Dreamy Room for my hotel inspired by the inside of a genie lamp for #acnh

I know I'm a nerd because when ads talk about the "big game" coming up, my first thought is "what video game is about to come out??"

When the rest of your DND party keeps rolling nat 20s, and you keep rolling nat 1s

I also made a ranch-themed hotel room! #acnh

My Japanese-themed hotel room for #acnh!

Jonathan Jacobo.

I love air conditioners! I like the cold. What do you want from me? I'm Jack Frost.

Imma sit my gay ass down and eat my Wendy's

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I just know that, somewhere out there, there's a group of teens and their dog solving mysteries and unmasking bad guys. And that gives me hope.

Oh, you know me, just making soup and unmasking landlords dressed as ghosts.

Working on standing up for myself more and establishing more concrete boundaries 💪

I drew Pete Townshend of The Who in Rick and Morty style. And now y’all have to see him too.

My brain feels like burnt scrambled eggs today.

Someone asked me if they could pray for me hahahahahaha

Oh how much easier and more boring life would be if I were neurotypical.

If I could outlaw any phrase, it would be "iykyk."

I just want someone to love me the way Reba loves a corndog.

Existence is suffering. Let's eat soup.

Men used to go to war. Now we just play Animal Crossing and watch Scooby Doo.

Considering a BG3 Dark Urge run as Kim Davis. I'd play her as a cleric, but her ability scores would be too low to actually do anything.

I love soup.

Matthew Lilliard said "FUCK ICE."

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My ranking for how perfect each character was cast in Scooby Doo* 1. Matthew Lilliard 2. Sarah Michelle Gellar 3. Linda Cardellini 4. Freddie Prinz Jr. *please note that this does not diminish any of the casting. They were all 10/10s.

Thinking about Velma

Space chickens taste like celery.

No! I must dance.

waff!

It's Sunday. It's meant to be a day of rest, but not for me.

She's about to learn what weed is

Just remembering my favorite build I did in Animal Crossing

Why does this duck look like Wendy Williams?

Pirates of the ice cream

I saw @quebbynn.bsky.social buying army pants and flip flops (tweeting about rollercoasters) so I bought army pants and flip flops (tweeted about rollercoasters)

I wish I were on a roller coaster right now.

And I would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for Pamela Anderson... and her giant tits!

I was trying to hug Catwoman, NOT you Keanu Reeves.

Why do I have my lamp on? What kind of gamer am I?

I found my niche scooby doo corner of the internet

Mary Jane is a man in a mask.

I had a dream I met Patti LuPone and asked her why she made those racist comments.

In my jinkied out state, I just thought of a new phrase "jinkied out."

I'm so gay.

The clown is smoking alley. All is good in the world.

I really wish I had some peanut butter right now.

Who's your mommy?

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