Now, the fuck would Finnish or Norwegian citizens want to apply for American citizenship? Also. Eeew, barf! It's so gross that I'm seeing ads like this while the US is blanket banning non-white immigrants from coming into the country. Yuck.

I don't think we should use the word "incel." I think it's unfair to all the normal people with perfectly wonderful personalities who have trouble maintaining an active sex life due to mental health issues or disabilities. The term we should be using instead is "special treatment misogynist."

I just learned that the reason why fortune tellers cover their crystal balls with a thick, dark velvet cloth is not to add a mystical flourish to the act. No. It's a safety feature. Because it turns out a crystal ball is pretty much the most dangerous thing you can have in your house.

This guy, amirite? #BG3 #DnD

All men should feel good about their gender. And recognize that there are countless ways of expressing masculinity. And understand that no one can take their gender away from them. Let's look at some certified male men.

Sorry about all the stabbing I'm about to do to you! #BG3 #DnD

New episode of #SILENTHILLf is out!

Blastin' my ass downtown Walkin' fast Faces pass And I'm homebound Starin' blankly ahead Just blastin' my ass, blastin' my ass Through the crowd

I still can't believe Rob McElhenney legally changed his name to Rob Mac. If I weren't so against deadnaming people, I would refuse to call him that. McElhenney is an infinitely better name than Mac, you dolt!

Dear Gavin Newsom, what the fuck is your press office doing?

My friends: "You plan on losing weight by going for a stroll twice a day? Will that really work?" Me: "I'm not going for a 'stroll.' I'm blasting ass." I'm doing this 14 times per week:

After suffering from bronchitis for nearly two weeks, I'm finally back in the saddle with a brand new episode of #SILENTHILLf!

Internet: "You have to walk 60 minutes 5 days a week to lose weight." Me: "90 minutes 7 days a week." Internet: "You have to get 7500 steps in every day to see significant health benefits, and 10,000 steps to lose weight." Me: "12,000 steps it is." Let's see what happens.

Casual zoology likers: "Look at all these crazy specializations these other animals have! Humans aren't specialized for anything. We have to rely on our big dumb brains to stay competitive." Me, a zoology intellectual: "Incorrect. Humans are specialized for throwing and hitting."

There's a reason why I haven't purchased a Ubisoft game in over a decade. It's because I have self-respect. But Ubisoft is certainly free to make AI slop shovelware if that's where they think their fan base is. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?

Things no one tells you about cat parenthood: Shed claw casings are a thing. Cats don't sharpen their claws like a chef sharpens a knife. Cat claws grow in layers, and when a cat is sharpening it's claws, it's trying to shed the worn top layer to reveal the fresh layer underneath.

New morning routine! No, I still haven't started eating breakfast. I still think breakfast is a capitalist hoax. 😂 Instead, after a cup of coffee and a pint of water, I go for a 50-minute walk through the nearby nature preserve every morning. Massive quality of life improvement!

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Europe here. What do you mean this is a masks-off moment? What masks? Trump has hated Zelenskyy ever since the "I would like you to do us a favor, though" phone call nearly got him impeached. Also, do I need to remind you of the "why can't you wear a suit" and "say thank you" moments?

Few things make my head boil like women who knowingly and willfully side with men who prey on girls. My head is boiling, Pam. It is boiling.

I don't need my fiction and entertainment to feel natural. I want to be able to enjoy the incredible art of voice acting.

OOF! Unlucky, mate. Maybe you should have done what California did and—I unno—NOT BREAK THE LAW with your gerrymander.

Ranger, proud of her work: "I Hunter's Marked that guy so hard his head hit the floor before his feet left the ground." #BG3 #BG3

A lot of #DnD players love the Bard class because it lends itself well to playing a charming but airheaded trickster, which is a lot of fun. But remember, you can also go the exact opposite direction with the Bard class. After all, Intimidation is a Charisma-based skill.

As a DM, I don't have a favorite character species or class in D&D. However, I notice that Ranger is the class that I use the least. It's like I'm hitting a wall with my imagination, and I'm struggling to come up with interesting ways to use the Ranger class. Tell me your cool Ranger ideas! #DnD

It's mad how Google has integrated itself into our everyday lives. A lot of us simply can't boycott all Google products because half the electronics in our houses would stop working. And if you're a content creator of any kind, there's a good chance Google owns your job.

Wait. Trump is trying to distract from his own Epstein scandal by ordering investigations of Democrats who he thinks are implicated in this pedophile operation? IT'S THE SAME SCANDAL! Does he not understand that people want ALL of Epsteins clients held accountable, regardless of political party?

"Lawful Good characters are boring." "Paladins are boring." Mate. A Lawful Good Paladin is only as boring as your imagination.

One thing I find strange about American movies and TV shows is how common the scene is where someone shouts, "FOOD FIGHT!" and then everybody starts chucking food at each other. Surely, this is not something that ever happens. So, why is this scene everywhere in American pop culture?

just opening up the new Epstein docs at random:

I'm begging you all in the media. Please read the emails for more than 2 seconds. They don't just say Trump "knew" about underage girls. THE EMAILS SAY HE PERSONALLY PARTICIPATED.

So, Republicans now have a choice. Either shoot themselves in the dick by protecting the mentally declining pedophile, whose sole focus is to use the presidency to enrich himself and his family. Or do literally anything BUT that.

I hear you. Listen, I hear you. I really do. However. I would argue that this isn't as one-sided as it may appear at first glance. Can we take a moment to appreciate the knitted, belted tunics and the knitted Dick Tracy coat? This is fashion for men who aren't afraid of ANYTHING.😂

My favourite thing about being a native Finnish speaker is that most of the concepts that other European languages have in common simply don't apply to my language. Because Finnish is not an Indo-European language, but one of a handful of Uralic languages.

A reminder that this anti-trans panic is 100% bullshit and exactly none of our country’s problems are related to someone expressing their gender identity and everyone who isn’t a hate-filled weirdo knows it.

Trying to get a YouTube channel off the ground while also suffering from the kind of mental health issues that make normal employment very difficult... Things don't always go the way you'd like. But then we sit down and talk about what went wrong and what we learned from it.

Internet articles and videos: "What does it mean when your cat follows you around? #4 will make you cry." Me, a cat parent of 20 years: STOP AND LOOK AT THE CAT. IT WILL TELL YOU WHY IT'S FOLLOWING YOU.

Can you tell that I was recording very late at night? Can you tell, though? #IOOD7

THIS IS MADNESS! Trump, the Republicans, and the Supreme Court are perfectly happy to starve tens of millions of Americans to death!? I know it's pointless to lecture about how immoral this is. But what the hell even is the political point of this!?

I sometimes do side projects like this on my YouTube channel. This is a compilation of ALL CUTSCENES from Monster Hunter World: Iceborne. For me, this video is a celebration of my first Monster Hunter character. Those were good times! #MonsterHunter

You should see the wall writings at the asexual bar bathrooms.

Dear Americans. Would you like the Republicans to huff my farts? Asking because: Firstly, I'd be well up for that. And secondly, now would be a good time because I've been eating a lot of black beans and raw onions for the past two days. I feel like I could do some really eye-watering ones rn.

Episode 6 of my Silent Hill ƒ Let's Play is out! This game has gone to some genuinely unexpected places, and I'm 100% here for it. But I'm also feeling very squeamish and uncomfortable now. #SilentHillf

Congratulations, NYC! 🗽

I had to learn girl code to finish episode 4 of my Silent Hill ƒ let's play series. #SilentHillf

MAJOR WIN: A federal court permanently blocked a part of Trump’s anti-voting order requiring proof-of-citizenship for voter registration, ruling that the president exceeded his constitutional authority in directing congressional election regulation changes. https://bit.ly/4ojDyAL

New episode of I'm On Observation Duty 7 is out. Listen. These can't all be bangers. Sometimes you work really hard and the thing you make turns out kinda bad, and you still have to show the bad job you did to everyone. #IOOD7

Driving the people who have nothing to lose into desperation is an interesting political strategy. "Financial crisis and widespread social distress," Wikipedia says, led to the French Revolution. Good thing there isn't, like, a ballroom-obsessed king single-handedly to blame for anything. Oh.

Lost my train of thought playing I'm on Observation Duty 7, and had to switch to my old-timey radio announcer voice to finish the bit. #IOOD7

Aside from the main story bosses, Monster Hunter Stories has always used recycled monster models. If an updated Plesioth model exists, it's because Capcom intends to put it in a mainline Monster Hunter game. Is Plessy coming back in the DLC expansion for Monster Hunter Wilds? #MHStories3 #MHWilds