You know what, I think Bill Maher is due for a Fifa Peace Prize. Or at least for one of those gold and glass things that Tim Apple gave Trump.

Your friendly reminder that Hakeem Jeffries is a fucking cunt.

1973: “I am not a crook.” 2026: “I am not a rapist. I am not a pedophile.” Nixon was lying. So is Trump.

Department of War fucking this whole military excursion thing right up.

Hollywood was a mistake.

I've heard about a one legged man in an ass-kicking contest, but this is ridiculous. #UFC327

That Josh Hokit post-fight interview. #UFC327

Damn, WWE fucking sucks.

Good news.

Share a gif from a horror movie you love.

Everytime Gavin Newsom speaks, a puppy is violently killed.

Did Alexa Grasso just kill Maycee? #UFCFightNight

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This is fucking clown shoes, @slate.com

Well, this site was fun while it lasted.

Shit, this makes an early influencer as I was eating ground beef and white rice as a broke teenager in the Dominican Republic back in 2001. I would like a hashtag please.

What the fuck does this even mean?

Boycotting Scream 7 so I decided to read the plot summary on Wikipedia and holy shit is it stupid. Like Scream 3 levels of brain breaking stupidity. Also, how many Ghostface attacks does Sydney have to go through before deciding that she isn't safe anywhere in the US?

Just reposting this here. No reason.

Why does HBO continue to employ this whiny bag of dicks? Burning $10 million dollars a year would be a more sound investment.

And the award for world's greatest asshole goes to... Sam Altman.

Never cared for that fucking prick Gordon-Levitt.

Name a film you would call PERFECT. Any genre. 🎬 #filmsky 📽

Dan Bongino's hairline should be studied.

Every one of these AI slop posts is the same: They all shamelessly rip off human-created material. They all write some version of "Hollywood is toast." Most of them likely tried and failed to break into Hollywood, and this is their revenge fantasy. You aren't Creators. You're just prompters.

Not all heroes wear capes.

And people wonder why I tend to say "problematic" things on this platform.

How about no.

Oh my God, the fucking X moron is now talking about a Moon city. The internet was a mistake.

It must suck to see such genuine expression of love and joy but can’t participate in it because you can’t like anything good and have to pretend to like Kid Rock

Loot that drops after defeating me: -Bag of Peanut M&Ms -Carcass long sleeve shirt -Steel Reserve 40oz -Vans high tops -Tangled earphones -Batman 89 DVD

Boy, Ricky Gervais fucking stinks. Total loser stuff.

My confidence in WWE's creative was already very shaky after watching Unreal, but Liv Morgan winning the Royal Rumble? That company is completely fucked. Yeah, I'm All Elite, brother.

Working my way through WWE Unreal on Netflix and it's getting tough. You got an episode that forces you to watch close up interview footage of Paul Heyman who objectively is the ugliest person ever to be caught on camera. Like the man makes Danny Devito's Penguin look like Jacob Elordi.

Some good news for a change.

Nee York Times remains unchallenged when it comes to dogshit opinion pieces.

Justin Gaethje forever, but Paddy Pimblett earned my respect tonight.

this is just straight up murder by the regime

Been a long time coming but @junkfoodcinema.bsky.social has finally covered one of my favorite movies, To Live and Die in L.A. And they do not disappoint. Cheers.

Feels nice to step out of Bluesky jail. In case you were wondering I may have said something mean about someone with a name that rhymes with Rance. He wrote a book called Redneck Requiem or something like that. Enjoys spending time in furniture stores and living rooms. What I miss?

It's done. Finally nuked my Twitter account from orbit. I'll be here and on Instagram until they become toxic too.

Go fuck yourself forever.

Bari Weiss can suck my dick from the back.

Bari Weiss shaping up to be the Walter Cronkite of her day. If CBS now actively shelves stories to carry water for a corrupt White House, then what is the function of outlets like Fox News or Newsmax? And to think we are here because some voted for "cheaper groceries." How's that working out?