Tator workman was absolutely safe there. Terrible call.

It’s a weird day for Tigers baseball when I’m like “oh thank god Keider Montero is pitching”

That’s the Abigail Spanberger I know and expected

All NFL games should be scheduled for 1PM Eastern time on Sundays

Oh so it’s going bad bad, huh?

I’m just grouchy the pistons have completely forgotten how to score in the 3rd quarter

James Harden? More like James Soften

Not real happy about that 115mil the tigers are giving framber Valdez right about now

Just know that the precise liturgical response to “may the fourth be with you” is “and with your spirit”

Great tigers inning. 4 runs off 5 hits. All bloop hits.

Tork Bomb!

One of my coworkers put a unit review I wrote up in ChatGPT to make it a multiple choice test and wow this is the shittiest test I’ve ever seen

Could really use a tork bomb right about now….and nope

The attack on education in the US is not new, but the slow fuse that arguably started with Reagan is now setting off detonations across K-12 and higher education that are going to be incredibly difficult to walk back if we don’t treat this like the urgent crisis it is.

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I think Roger Goodell just likes giving guys hugs

Two days in a row!

Tork Bomb!

www.pro-football-reference.com/players/B/Bo... Tim Boyle’s NFL career has lasted longer than the confederacy

If you’re a K12 teacher and you need AI to create your lesson plans, you’re too stupid to do the job

Do not understand people who can run early mornings. Especially anyone 30+ How is every muscle in your body not completely stiff? Have you been able to poop yet? These people are aliens. I am convinced.

For all the AL centrals in the world, you’re the AL central centraliest

My school has a pond with turtles in it and once it’s warm out they are always hanging out. It’s great.

Technical difficulties in the hot dog department is my favorite Mars Volta album

Plenty of things to actively go insane over but also enjoying a nice weekend. Went out to eat last night as a family. Hit up the library today with my son. It’s absolutely beautiful outside. I have actual good things in my life and I am extremely grateful for them.

“Aaargh my groin!”

Ahamadinejad probably has a lot of mixed feelings at the moment

Not in my classroom.

I really hope there is some back story here about why this guy either loved or despised the quadratic formula so much

HOLY SHIT FRINKIAC BUT FOR "30 ROCK" MILLENNIAL GAME-CHANGER funcooker.fun/

Opening day Dillon Dingler Dinger!

1/ Spring is here, and with it comes a shift in what’s spreading. The cliff notes: flu is fading, but colds are picking up, ticks are back, and a new Covid variant has hit headlines. Here’s your seasonal “disease weather” report so you know what to watch for 👇

I favor the tradwife lifestyle. I am the tradwife. I made jam today. I also view myself with derision.

Hey Mica, this low cost laminate countertop material has your name all over it

The other traveling willburys better haunt his ass so hard for this

Anecdotal but always replaying in my head is the number of parents at open house who were very happy to hear that most of what we do in my class was pencil/paper

Man I wish more of my students would be engaged with this material *monkey’s paw finger curls* Now my grading pile is like 2x what it was last year

What my students seem to assume about me when turning in work at the end of the quarter

The cities of Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook

Donal I am walking with the rooobot

anyway apropos of nothing

Do cal baptists need to just stay cal sober?

I grew up in Troy Michigan and let me tell you - if you like mid to higher tier chain restaurants, this is your Mecca

5th grade overnight trip at the Henry Ford Museum and Greenfield Village (he wasn’t a good person but it’s an awesome museum) Was very excited to see the Oscar Meyer weinermobile in person

Dare I say Michigan is really waiting for cadeau in this second half

Me to myself while putting together a small cheese plate for my wife last night: Your own … personal … cheeses

America is when you have an active shooting event in your current state (Old Dominion University) and your home state (West Bloomfield MI synagogue) in the same day.

Got an email from our principal this morning. Apparently someone’s tearing down the posters about AI tools we have access to that our tech person keeps putting up and just lol lmao

I have no idea if this will get traction BUT I teach AP chemistry and after the exam I have my students pick a nonfiction science book to read for the remainder of the year. We literally just read our books, journal some notes, and they submit a paper at the end. My question for you all is -