No fun league keeps being no fun

More than 1,000 girls

All NFL games should be over by 4:30 PM on a Sunday

Andrew Johnson to southern land owners after the civil war

PBS did us a solid and dropped the whole Epstein emails. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

God I’d rather watch something a little more high scoring. You know - like Raiders Broncos. Something like that.

They can just stay that way if they’d like

On this day in 1969 Sesame Street first aired and then 6 years on the same day, the Edmund Fitzgerald sank Connect the dots people!

I guess the silver lining is how many people who just won elections or are hoping to win elections shortly have decided to put out statements about their colleagues going “well so first off they’re fucking stupid”

Until the sun burns out

I do not want to hear about Ronald Reagan while I watch the Detroit lions

@kaine.senate.gov If you vote yes tonight so help me I will never vote for you again

@markwarner.bsky.social If you vote yes tonight, so help me I will never vote for you again.

“And then there’s MC skat cat - very bad - he’s a very nasty cat, but then again like I’ve said - i was the first to say it - many have said it since then but it’s true I told MC skat cat that opposites attract and he brought the idea to Miss Abdul and it was a great song but he is a very bad cat.”

I saw the Washington Post editorial on redistricting today and this is my official response.

On a big Japandroids and Thermals kick recently. We all loved 2009 didn’t we folks?

I, for one, am enjoying good things happening

Say what you will about his politics - Dick Cheney was great in The Big Lebowski

One thing I am looking forward to if spanberger wins today is Louise Lucas bullying her

It sucked last gubernatorial election that the dem option was terry mcauliffe and now it sucks this year that the dem option is girl Terry mcauliffe

Not me internally panicking about the gales of November coming early

Ciderman: enter the ciderverse

Doink! (Complimentary)

Rock Ya Sin implies Rock Ya Cos and Rock Ya Tan

Took my son to get a covid shot and to the dentist today. He was an absolute champ at both stops. We blasted ccr’s greatest hits while driving. Thoroughly satisfying morning.

*Announcer voice* Well it looks like the gales of November have come early for Jim harbaugh

Just started a monthly donation. If you can you should too

www.biblegateway.com/passage/?sea... The beatitudes are probably one of the only things I learned in catechism and thought “okay yeah I’m down”

Good god, Lemmon

Passion of the Christ 2: lost in new york

This is truly brilliant. Such a way to communicate, #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

Kerry Bonds!

The hard thing about pretend play with a four year old is you’re trapped with someone who desperately wants to do improv and if you don’t do it, their brains don’t develop

Our toilet was leaking and actually damaged our vanity and we were just talking about replacing it and really dude?

This makes me sound a lot cooler than I am

lol Dan Campbell

David Montgomery.

Oh yknow just the Detroit lions defense stuffing the ravens on the 2 yard line then ripping the ball away from Lamar. Normal stuff.

This is the weekend where special teams were at their specialest

Full moon fever by tom petty

The Detroit tigers hitters are seemingly allergic to providing Tarik Skubal run support

Post a horror movie everyone should see

Detroit lions 50 burger

When I was a kid I always thought the one tears for fears guy looked like Jerry Seinfeld but now I know the one key difference is that Jerry Seinfeld is a horrible person

Going to the hardware store is good if you want to get a song you completely forgot about stuck in your head the rest of the day. Last time it was silly love song by wings Today everybody wants to rule the world by tears for fears

I may not be the editor of a fancy publication but the guy seemed like a real Charlie Jerk to me

This summer…bad habits…die hard

Eat em up tigers.

Looking forward to when he’s so hot - because he’s in hell