Got out for a short run for the first time in well over a week. It’s wild how some moderate exercise boosts my mood like when Dr. Nick shoots up Mr. Burns with drugs before releasing him off into the wild

Measles! At the child prison I hate everything so very very much

Oh hi

Reading everything on here today

Wes Anderson’ new Yooper-based dramedy

What woman wouldn’t want that?

The browns writing their playbook with a thousand monkens at a thousand typewriters

Super Bowl quarterback Sam Darnold is 5 years older than the department of homeland security

Feeling pretty smug right now with my “Katy Perry liberal arc” 2026 bingo square

I’m at the 5” of snow I’m at the 3.5” of sleet I’m at the combination 5” of snow and 3.5” inches of sleet leading to 7” of compacted snow/sleet

a laborious day for dads everywhere. may your icemelt be heavy and your shovels light. take care of your neighbors and stay warm

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

He’s right about my son’s age. I really can’t understand how someone does this.

Yeah you just have to go. I don’t think that is fixable.

Some of us are watching the actual big game (pistons celtics) and bringing the real hot takes (oh hey remember Luka Garza?)

3 yo who had only recently been potty trained pooped himself in the parking lot right as I got him from preschool. Got him settled and planned on rushing home but car battery was dead. Lady in the car next to me offered a jump but she had a weird new car and neither of us could make sense of it

Just found out Rick Porcello is on the HOF ballot this year and yes that makes me feel old

Very grateful for her contributions to a profound technology spanning many uses.

I really didn’t know what to expect but this certainly has surpassed it at least early on

I have the utmost respect for Senator Kaine and Senator Warner but we do not need “coaching” on redistricting coming from a cuck chair in the corner. How about you all stay focused on the fascist in the White House and let us handle redistricting in Virginia. 10-1

New: We built an interactive map of every ICE contractor working with the Trump administration. readsludge.com/2026/01/16/t...

Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer

One underrated benefit to a career in education is I genuinely don’t know how LinkedIn works, nor do I have one

The problem is, Matthew stafford has so much experience coming back from being down in the 4th from his time with the lions

Love that they cut to a clip of Andy Dalton celebrating with Bryce young. This is such a wildly different situation for those two than it was a year ago

Did Puka curse the Rams? Perhaps

Done.

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

That Bears team is not leaving the first round

Need zohran to publicly commission the creation of a bunch of good New York City-based indie rock bands if we’re gonna do this whole thing over again

Very unfair that regular exercise makes such a profound improvement in both how I feel physically and mentally

Trump’s gonna go down like Elvis only swap out barbiturates for aspirin apparently

Kinda disappointing JFK wasn’t a health weirdo because he would probably say miasma really good

One quality I genuinely admire in my 4yo is how much he loves and appreciates getting gifts. Even if he has no idea what it is - he is always jazzed to just get something. Inherently grateful. Just amazing.

Omg the BYU cougar initiated the sacrifice

Bear Bachmeier turner overdrive

I want to support team sprinkles but I have very fond memories of just housing contraband hot fudge sundae pop tarts at cross country camp many years ago. I have one pop tart memory - that is it.

For sale. Victorian shoes. Real wet.

Yes. This is the lions team I am used to. Time to get back to reading books.

I was in the reptile house during feeding time at the Detroit zoo and saw a terrapin bite a live mouse in half in its aquarium and the top half of the mouse kept trying to swim

Eat em up lions. Please.

Hahahaha Hutch!!!

If you don’t read and enjoy this, you are a member of the woke mob

www.nea.org/nea-today/al... I balance it by rejecting about 95% of whats thrown at me

I am smarter than the AI man please give me all your money

Watching msu duke and got my son to enthusiastically say “Duke is bad!”

Kids should be reading books in school and anyone who feels otherwise does not have their best interests in mind