Aber Reaktion zur Polizeigewalt bei pro 🇵🇸 demos... 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗

Was für ein großartiger Morgen für die deutschen Linken und Liberalen, die mit Polizeigewalt kein Problem hatten, solange sie sich gegen Ausländer richtete.

Thinking about how tight it'll be to be obliterated by a Dongfeng 61 ICBM 🫡

If Berlin does get to host the Olympics, they should just move it to Gelsenkirchen.

I keep sining 'Dubai Chocolate' to the tune of Chanel Vintage.... Someone pls shoot me...

Lol who actually donates to them? They're literally drowning in money

Real genius takes here in Wedding

bosnia and hemoglobin

Everyone who refers to sex as play are in fact going to hell

I read one feminism, now these baddies won't get off me

I will fight the demon that causes the G-string to constantly go out of tune on every guitar on earth. It's on sight!

Which country do you think is going to be the first to execute a streamer? I got my money on Vietnam

RIP Tony Soprano, you would have loved Silvio Berlusconi

Is there anything more pathetic than a man having deep knowledge of porn stars?

Slay queen 💅

Now I can tell people in Berlin why I'm against poly is because I am a practicing catholic. Big ups Pope Leo! We really needed this!

Is this stripper in love with me?

Je suis Charlie Kirk

How does Tiesto feel about being Jeffery Epstein's favorite artist?

We're trying something new 💅💅💅

Being a soft annoying baby leftist is an opp.

Erika Kirk killed her husband to get closer to JD Vance

Professional moron

Kink and poly are a CIA op.

Nothing says company Christmas party like getting inappropriately felt up by a colleague! 😍😍😍

Why does everyone who I see wearing a Bundeswehr uniform in public look like the world's biggest pussy?

I love watching a guitar review, and they talk about how an electric guitar sounds acoustically... my brother in Christ.. are you stupid?

The Djent era of metal is hilarious to look back on. Dumb men knowing the word polyrhythm, but not actually knowing what one is, making shitty music that sounded like terrible Linkin Park with temu ass Meshuggah riffage and guitar pro ass riffs. V glad that we moved past that.

Friedrich Merz is right, Germany is the most beautiful country in the world!

6-7 type shit unc

I thought Sydney Sweeney and Sabrina Carpenter were the same person until 20 seconds ago.

He was giving us clues the whole time!

Tbf Julia Klöckner ran exactly in this and then removed the post immediately

Images from Mexico are baffling. The CIA doesn't even try anymore

The fact we are in 2025 and there are still grown ass men who pick up guitar and base their whole musical personality around Pantera and Dimebag is just sad. Grow up listen to better guitarists and throw away your shitty Dean ML. Absolute cornballs

Asking Bill Clinton fuck marry kill: Trump, his wife and Monica Lewinsky

Not my 2 US financed terrorist dads I hate fighting with each other

Why Germans sipping lean is cultural appropriation, my latest article for TaZ

The only reason I go to the gym is to flex how good my gym fits are 😤😤😤

Thank goodness the European right can finally be openly pro pedophilia. I know this was an issue secretly tearing them apart for decades.

There's something deeply funny to me of the absurdly cucked nature of the AfD and Germany as a whole to the US. Only proves my point even more right that Germany is a cultureless shithole guzzling US slop to make it an even dumber more culturally void society.

Getting coal for Christmas is Santa's way of telling you to grind harder 😤

My main goal is to make Berlin more Catholic and Muslim. If it doesn't make sense, you don't understand the vision 😤

Lol they're using the NFL games here to try and introduce US Budweiser into the German market... Lol good luck Germans have enough piss beer to drink already we don't need another.

We don't talk enough about how Germany has like 6 9/11s

Germans going to the NFL game today really do be like 'ich hoffe dass beide teams Spaß haben "

It would be easier to assume most climate activists weren't complete opps if they didn't go around sounding like opps.. Shit like 'it's not just the billionaires and corporations and capitalism, it's all of us and cuz you're not vegan...' is opp behavior

Headphones died on way to gym listening to radio bumping through the gym, woman just calls into local Berlin radio explaining how she doesn't understand American football. Glad the NFL is catching on so well here on Berlin gameday!

Man I wish I had a gorgeous aloof wife who secretly controlled my life 😔

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