You know who else hated smoking? Hitler! So remember that when you next enjoy a nice smooth drag of a cigarette 🫡

I think we need to see Rojava realistically as simply a product of a power vacuum during a civil war that happens constantly throughout history and not a viable option of socialism. Sorry not sorry.

Gonna become a deutschrapper as a bit

Can't wait when the know it all lib 'leftists' out here gonna start posting anti-Cuba pro US intervention shit in like 2 months when some dipshit gusano influencers start posting about how 'oppressive' the country is.

Elon Musk writing Epstein like 'Epic bacon sauce! I love pedophilia FTW!' is so fucking sad and lame.

The woke police at @cornerspaeti.operationglad.io finally let me do the Trade Federation voice after 6 years of podcasting.

Franziska Griffey Jr. (this is for like 3 people)

I take back some of the negative things I've said about my home state

wow this looks like shit

My grandfather, Jeffery Epsteino, was Cubas proudest pedophile before Castro took over. Sr. Trump my country yearns for freedom! *sent from iPhone: location, Langley, VA

White boys out here either buying Cartier Buffs or becoming Dagestani. Truly dark times.

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Spilled chocolate pudding at work and now it looks like I'm cleaning up diarrhea...

Today: .178 0hrs 3rbis 1bs I've been sent back down to AA ball

Can someone Photoshop an AK-74 in my hand... Thank you 😘

covfefe 🤣

Gonna start describing how I'm feeling in baseball stats. Today: .347 47hrs 127rbis 42sb

Yes, I am Israeli, and yes, I love Sleep Token. We exist 😤

Going to Shen Yun and shaking my head in disgust to let everyone know I correctly support the PRC and the CCP

Alderaan just did that...

Mad flex with a semi auto shotgun 😤

I guess he hated making the postseason

Electric guitar players are such hilarious idiots 'oh I suck because my fretboard radius is too rounded...' nah dude it's cuz you just suck..

I think they might be fascists...

ICE is the US' SA. Literally any idiot can join and they give you a gun.

World's going to shit, but at least the Diamondbacks have probably the best infield in baseball going into the 2026 season.

I was told by Amy Poehler she will be giving @cornerspaeti.operationglad.io her golden globe for best podcast when she comes to Germany

Can you make your Sims Muslim?

Don't wanna well actually here but I hate Hank Green, ICE didn't exist in 2000, the US was always this evil just in different forms

My next evolution is me, jacked, with ripped jean shorts and a gun.

Honest question: is there anything in the leftist imagination more decoupled from reality than Rojava?

I think I said like last week on @cornerspaeti.operationglad.io that this was gonna happen

People say dudes rock, but have yall heard about women?

Jesus is cool with you (redacted) your local ICE agent

This US 'ask an Venezuelan or Iranian American' bs is like if you asked Tony Soprano (rip)his opinion Mario Draghi.

Took your girl to DM and Rossmann, let her pick out wherever she like 😤

I want a beautiful woman to make me small and carry me around in her shirt pocket

Crazy that "come bomb my country" isn't a vote getter

A lot journalists and commentators need to realize they're only in a job because they are too stupid to realize they're a tool for the wealthy

Shut up gringo!! A pro-imperialism Latino is speaking 💅💅💅

'BuT rUsSiA CuBA aNd ChInA aRe gEtTINg VeNezUeLaN OiL'..... You mean legal consensual trading partners??? Are people really this fucking dumb just falling for US slop???

The 'listen to person from x country who has my exact opinion' is so wildly fucking racist I don't even know where to start. Politics arent a monolith just because you think people in the global south are simpletons

People need to grow up and realize the word dictator means nothing other than creating support for the opposition you like.

Love the copypasta every EU leader is doing

He knows he's on the chopping block as well right?

Genosse Xi! Mein Land verlangt nach der Freiheit!

Ughhhh the french can't keep getting away with being so cool 😡

broke: in 2 monaten steht der russe vor berlin woke: der ami ist schon längst drin

Ukraine's Foreign Minister coming out supporting the US regime change is maybe the dumbest thing I've seen all day.

Please just put this woman in front of the ICC already