Megyn Kelly's career has followed an interesting trajectory; From being the target of a misogynistic attack which galvanized the incel support of Trump, to splitting hairs on pedophilia because some of her best friends are predators. What a journey!

ADHD life: I started making lunch two hours ago. Now it's dinner.

Sorry to be sincere on the Internet but people celebrating & laughing about the torture people are enduring in our El Salvadorian black site is.. depressing. Honestly how do we ever move on from this? So many Americans are just plain evil. The world is so broken. I fucking can't handle this anymore.

Hard to tell with all the Botox but I watched a clip of Karoline Leavitt's last briefing and that bitch is STRESSED

The states with the highest infant mortality rates are Mississippi, Alabama, and Arkansas. These states are also all near the very top of the list for teen pregnancy. Amem

David Attenborough: "And it's in this freezing climate that one of nature's most elusive creatures reveals itself, the winter-shorts-guy"

The actor in this episode of Murder She Wrote looked so familiar and I couldn't place him until he made a wry smile and it clicked

Silicone valley is not full of geniuses it's full of salesmen and it'd be nice if politicians could tell the difference instead of throwing good money after bad. OpenAI's tech is going to hit a hard ceiling very soon if it hasn't already. You're investing in alchemy.

they will vote on the ACA, they promised.

*watches the video of a robot walking very slowly and deliberately forward* No, no we're definitely not.

Everyday the Democrats remind me more and more of Alec Guinness's character in Bridge on the River Kwai

It's not that corporate wildly misjudged their customer base and poisoned their own brand. No, it's the sales associates who are at fault for not being dead enough inside.

Along with 50 year mortgages the Trump administration has announced they're bringing back company towns and the ability to owe your soul to the company store.

I think I found the paper and shockingly the graph below doesn't actually connect to the claims he's making. No info was gathered on marriage status or children... onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/...

Who is your favorite vampire

Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.

These tech guys think they're soooo special but bet I could lose 12 billion dollars too if someone just gave me a chance. I bet I could even lose 12 billion without killing anyone.

We‘re not able to get food for thrive house shelter until the government opens back up. our grocery vouchers from food bank are paused b/c of gov shutdown 😫 We need to feed the people staying here. we encourage you to share widely #grocery #foodvouchers #foodbank #mutualaid #snap #govermentshutdown

What-slaw?

Looked into what it takes to be a New York Times opinion columnist since its obviously an easy job with low standards. But it appears having a privileged upbringing and well connected parents is a prerequisite. Dang it, no career change for me 😔

One of the best William Hartnell serials imo

according to a source familiar with lunch

Turns out when you ignore every poll, down play massive protests, and call everything that's critical of you 'fake', you might not have the best read on what's happening in the world.

If someone threw a sandwich at me I wouldn't cry about it. I'd pick it up off the ground and eat it. Thanks for the sandwich, friend!

Bluesky rn

Yes! Ok now I'm really going to bed.

Dick Cheney claims to be pro-life, but

The front page of the New York Post tomorrow is just gonna be incoherent screaming

If you can say anything nice about Dick Cheney don't say anything at all.

People at my polling place today were talking shit about Fetterman and how there's no way he'd win a primary next time around. Lol people are champing at the bit to vote that guy out.

This seems nonsensical but Texan cons have always been obsessed with the idea of people moving in from blue states and tainting the 'pure Texan culture'. It plays into an existing paranoia. It is very stupid though. Wouldn't the people fleeing NY be the people who agree with your dumb ass ?

Going to go vote. Gotta get that sticker!

It's great that he's going all in on this because he's gonna look so weak when Mamdani wins.

I'm going to bed tonight like it's christmas eve, full of hope that tomorrow will deliver some crushing blows to all the people who suck

Mayor Larry Vaughn Endorses Andrew Cuomo, citing his similar leadership during crisis.

Nothing tickles a gop's pickle more than pointing out that we're a 'constitutional republic' any time someone complains about the death of democracy.

NEW: Women giving birth in public hospitals in Sierra Leone who are unable to pay informal fees face dangerous neglect and abuse by health care providers, in some cases leading to the deaths of women or their newborns. www.hrw.org/news/2025/11...

the future of the democratic party

Trying to resist the urge to go to bed at 7pm.

What a wild thing to decide to post publicly: Have sex with men or they'll hurt you. Stop having standards, or boundaries, or free will, just fuck men so they don't kill you. For the record, I've never met an incel who didn't deserve to be an incel. Fix yourself

I'm really glad we didn't elect any of those irrational women who would have led us into pointless wars

Quick question; Can AI be tried for war crimes?

Can someone explain to my toddler what daylight savings time is?

They were careless people, Tom and Daisy- they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.

You call it, throwing a massive decadence themed orgy for my closest sycophants at my palatial estate. I call it draining the swamp, old sport.

Thank you for calling Greeneville Zoo. Press 1 for hours. Press 2 to speak with a monkey.

Halloween decorations are really fun. Christmas decorations are also really fun. Thanksgiving decorations need to up their game. Maybe it's time to invest in a giant inflatable turkey