nah man

It's tough being a democrat. The midterms aren't for another 8 months and George is already having me bus 100 illegal immigrants a day into my local county clerk's office. Each person can vote about 10 times before we have to send them to their newly built single family homes in Cali. #bluewave

i would not recommend the item that boosts all of your stats but lets the ai control your character

If your fat lazy ass orders delivery and you have that poor delivery person leave it at your door with no tip then you are a fucking subhuman that needs to be put down like the fucking animal you are. Look me in the eyes when you stiff me you little pussy bitch. Sick of these fucking degenerates.

ITUNES IS A TERRIBLE APPLICATION Do not use this application. A CURSE upon you Tim Cook. Ill omens for all who associate with you. The iTunes is of a PIECE of a shit, it fucking BAD. !!!AVOID ITUNES!!!

yup... there it is... the internet

Money can't buy happiness? It does on my machine. Skill issue I'm afraid.

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In The Pretenders' 'Brass in Pocket' there is absolutely no way the lyrics are: "Gonna use my arms Gonna use my legs" because lead singer Chrissie Hynde absolutely does not, with a bullet, DOES NOT say "legs" She says "begs" and I don't know what that means but my man she IS NOT SAYING LEGS.

I need to be taken out with a .50 cal sniper rifle. 1200 meters. Clean shot target down.

I need a payload carrying 5 hydrogen bombs to detonate 3 millimeters above my head this instant

first person to invent a dryer that makes sure all your clothes arent inside out is gonna do minions numbers

eating fruits and veggies every day is actually playing life on easy mode i choose to only ingest the most carcinogenic slop on the daily so that i will top the leaderboards when i die

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Noita tip: It is ALWAYS a good idea to chase a gold nugget down a blind drop, always do it because it will only ever reward you

sometimes you get a wand in noita that really makes you think

proud of my raid group for downing the hardest boss of the first tier of the 4th expansion's second release

Eating a banana for breakfast really do make you feel superior to everyone else

mgs delta movement and controls freakin stink pee yew!!!!

if you prefer using a dualshock over an xbox controller for pc games let me give you some advice just go ahead and throw that dualshock into the wall as hard as you can and go out and buy an xbox controller because not a single game being released gives a fuck if u want to use it

five night freddys

ONTOS and Jonathan Blow Sausage Game

Gamers are the biggest whiny baby bitches on the planet I'd rather help 200 Karens navigate a return with no receipt than interact with a single knuckle dragging mouth breathing gamer ape

alright, stop making the video game videos with yourself standing in front of a green screen holding a mic, it dont work no more, pure slop, what they feed pigs has more worth, please try at least a little bit

Unfortunately, I can confirm that Steve Harvey does not give a shit anymore. A woman can answer "Full Vaginal Penetration" and he won't do shit but turn and point at the board. A truly sad day for all Feuders.

i'm a delver thanks to my wonderful raid group

gimmick accounts that just post the content? that's the good stuff gimmick accounts that feel need to insert their own bog-standard commentary? gotta stop that man it's no good

OKAY YOUTUBE FINE I'LL CLICK THE TASK MANAGER VIDEO PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE

black ops 7, not call of duty 7, the seventh black ops within the call of duty series, black ops 7, the one after black ops 6, which is supposedly a real game that exists seeing as the sequel, black ops 7, is out black ops 7

im sorry man but in no universe is expedition 33 a better game than silksong i just dont see how anyone could make that decision like in every measurable variable silksong clears it and im not even a knob slobberer for either of those games

- Getting into the elevator too fast breaks NPC pathing - Constant pain noises despite behaving completely normally - NPC says some shit that makes no sense - Elevator starts moving somewhere I didn't select - Mr. Silverhand phases in, says nothing, disppears - NPC immediately resumes pain noises

uhm, unreal engine 5 is actually a great engine, you just have to turn off all the features that make it any different from ue4 and then you have an engine that's worse than ue4 but better than ue5 so it's actually good

i want to pick up the geico gecko in my hands and squeeze them as hard as i possibly can wont let go until my muscles give out

I feel like I say this every year but I really need people to hear it. Halloween is the best American holiday. Just kids outside welcomed into their world, marching around together, showing off their costumes to the elderly, parents meeting parents, neighbors catching up with neighbors.

Did some pumpkin carving and made fresh pumpkin pies with @rawrica.bsky.social and @pykn.bsky.social

they should make sugar healthy for you

if anything about your speedgame's rules impedes you from going to a friend's house, taking a copy of the game off the shelf, putting it into the console, and doing your run, then it is a bad speedgame rule

Heyy everyone feels great to have you back. So then, did y'all hear about that Arasaka aircraft carrier docked in Night City? Called Kujira, or, "The Whale."

brian wilson wouldve made a crazy jrpg soundtrack damn rip

BF6 UI is world class bad. Best part of it is how every time you load into a match you have to move past two preliminary screens. One shows you the map and the other allows you to pick your class. Then, the following screen both shows you the map AND allows you to pick your class. Incredible.

good thing football is all about who can drop the ball the most, and i seem to be rooting for the best team in the league

watching football ads should be illegal and we should receive back pay for our previous service

j dilla siren in battle field 6 main menu theme

I dont know anything about football but I do know that the new york jets fucking suck lmao

reading this left to right goes so hard

excellent game

took em 7 years to make a bunch of enemies that fly just out of your attack range and constantly stay half a screen away from you

7 years and this shit dont natively support my extremely obscure "DualShock 5" controller understandable

I always stay reppin

had a certifiable #Battlefield moment