Sorry for the delay, but here we go.. This week's HORRIBLE-SCOPES are all about #ChineseNewYear and #YearOfTheHorse! What Equid are YOU matched up with? Let's see. Some are real, others imaginary, ALL are famous. www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun...

Ep 564 Reverberative Choices Sun 22 Feb 5.05 UTC “What Level Of Fight Is Necessary?" What poison needs to be ingested to eliminate the disease? What milemarkers do we see on the horizon and what needs to be done to make them better ones? #5MFS HORSE youtube.com/live/YF0Rjlc... #JoinUs #Live

Guess what, everypony - it's HORRIBLE-SCOPES SEASON AGAIN! And this time we're checking if you actually followed our advice from months ago. So take a peek to see what you did right or wrong and improve yourself. www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun... #HeartOfTheGameFredonia #DontBeAMimic

Ep 563 What’ll Happen When… Sun 15 Feb 5.05 UTC Some US states’ attorneys general have stated they will prosecute offenses committed by ICE agents. Is the next Civil War about to be “States’ Rights v Federal Supremacy” - and will it remain bloodless? #5MFS WORTHINESS youtube.com/live/zoRt_eK...

Ok, everypony - it's HORRIBLE-SCOPE season, but we're redoing last week's in the voice of #SkippyTheMagnificent! (Don't look at me - it was asked for and provided.) OH.. and apologies to @coachgowron.com for the slightly deranged tone. www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun... #HeartOfTheGameFredonia

No Show This Week.

Ok, everypony, LISTEN UP! This week's HORRIBLE-SCOPES have inspiration and help from @coachgowron.com ! So make surte you subscribe and appreciate his wisdom. And Coach? THANK YOU! www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun... #HeartOfTheGameFredonia #Klingon

Ep 562 Practice Safe HEX Sun 01 Feb 5.05 UTC We’re taking a step back from the news to talk computers. Prices have skyrocketed, so let’s see how we can suggest getting the best out of what you’ll be holding on to for a while longer. #5MFS HELPERS youtube.com/live/vZiK0Qy... #JoinUs #Live

Greetings, everypony! It's Thursday Night, time for your weekly HORRIBLE-SCOPES! And what makes them great this time is... Bribery Ensued! www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun... #HeartOfTheGamesFredonia #DontBeAMimic

Ep 561 - DIS -vs- MIS Sun 25 Jan 5.05 UTC -Information. These prefixes are sometimes interchangeable, but have different implications when questions pops up. What do they mean, why aren’t they the same, who benefits or loses based on them. #5MFS UNCLE youtube.com/live/dv55TVw... #Podcast #JoinUs

Greetings, everypony! You know what time it is? THAT'S RIGHT! It's time for this week's HORRIBLE-SCOPES! Except this week's will be 5 years old and randomized. www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun... #HeartOfTheGameFredonia #DontBeAMimic

Apologies, all... but there will be no show tonight (18 Jan). Please stay safe, warm, and rested.

We're properly into the new year, so it's time for the next HORRIBLE-SCOPES! (And a special THANKS to the @buffalobillsnfl.bsky.social for inspiring Capricorn and Aquarius.) www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun... #HeartOfTheGameFredonia #DontBeAMimic #GoBills

Ep 560 DLX NSFW TLA (*NSFW*) Sun 11 Jan 5.05 UTC Right now, there are a BUNCH of Three Letter Acronyms we’re justifiably steaming mad at. You want a chance to chime in, then join us while we’re unfiltered in the mouth. #5MFS CONTRITION youtube.com/live/IxkM9Ty... #Podcast #Live #JoinUs

Alrighty, everypony. The first new HORRIBLE-SCOPES of the year are here for your reading enjoyment. And how about a little visibility, hmm? You know some-creatures who need a good laugh, right? www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun... #HeartOfTheGameFredonia #DontBeAMimic

Ep 559 A Year Of Hell Sun 4 Jan 5.05 UTC To say this has been a tumultuous year is no overstatement. Many of us are already tired or burnt out or resigned. Make no mistake - WE are still here. Reflections and hopes on the table this week. #5MFS VOYAGERS youtube.com/live/yfwoc5n... #JoinUs #Podcast

HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYPONY! And just look at that! The first of the Year is also the night we bring you this week's HORRIBLE-SCOPES! --which happen to be slightly recycled due to Seasonal Depression. So here's your chance to read and be merry! www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun...

With the turning of the year, we here at HCTV remind you all that you are appreciated, you are cared about, and we will still be here for you. May your celebrations be safe, uplifting, and your spirits light up the nights ahead. Thank you for being part of our Family Of Choice. --Shujin

We're taking the weekend off (28 Dec). Please, all, have a good New Year's Celebration and stay safe.

Happy Hearth's Warming everypony! It's not easy on some of us these days and nights, but it's still time for this week's HORRIBLE-SCOPES! SPOILERS: it's all about the New Year's Resolutions for THIS year you missed. Shame on you! www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun... #HeartOfTheGameFredonia #DontBeAMimic

Ep 558 - Illegitimi Non Carborundum Sun 21 Dec 5.05 UTC It’s being super tough to keep our heads up in the midst of Everything Around Us. So we’re going to chat and see what we can do to not let the bastards grind you down. #5MFS NUMB youtube.com/live/J0T5Lcn... #Podcast #Live #JoinUs

Sorry for the late turnout, but it's time for this week's HORRIBLE-SCOPES! This week let's figure out your childhood toys and how to enjoy them now that you're older. www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun...

So, to give a little context... yesterday (13 Dec) I'd gotten the warning that the domain we'd been using was soon to be renewed if I still wanted it - and it hurts my heart to think how, in the great scheme, I felt like I failed what I'd wanted to do with it.

Sorry, but due to "reasons", there will be No Show This Week ( 14 Dec). Please have a safe week ahead, all - and know you are never alone.

For all of you waiting, it's that time again! TIME FOR THE HORRIBLE-SCOPES! So if you liked last week's listings, you're gunna LOVE this year's Toy Inductees for the Strong Museum of Play Toy Registry! www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun... #HeartOfTheGameFredonia #DontBeAMimic

Ep 557 Is It “Murder” If You’re Military? Sun 7 Dec 5.05 UTC Until this week, Shujin had no idea “Murder” was a chargeable military offence. Let’s chat up with Bridget what is “Illegal” in the military. Thanks to @legaleagle.tv for inspiring this one. #5MFS MAGIC youtube.com/live/5QP9qIi... #JoinUs

Well, Well, if it isn't time for this week's HORRIBLE-SCOPES again! And we're revisiting a past list because Your's Truly's been sick. So let's talk about last year's toys from the #StrongMuseumOfPlay #NationalToyHallOfFame www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun... #HeartOfTheGameFredonia #DontBeAMimic

After much consideration (and lack of rest from sickness) there will be No Show tonight (30 Nov). Hopefully we'll see you next week - and Happy Krampusnacht!

You do realize the night has been longer and earlier, but all you daywalkers need to adjust accordingly. Well, here's how you can do that with this week's HORRIBLE-SCOPES! www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun... #HeartOfTheGameFredonia #DontBeAMimic #CriticalRoll #ScanlanShorthalt @samriegel.bsky.social

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Ep 556 Doubling Down on the Flop Sun 23 Nov 5.05 UTC The White House flopped on the supposed nothing “Epstein Files”. Colour us "Skeptical As Hell" on the possible quality and completeness of whatever will be released - if at all. #5MFS SILENCE youtube.com/live/QpvyGev... #Podcast #Live #JoinUs

Evening everypony. It's your weekly reminder that it's time for THE HORRIBLE-SCOPES! And since it's been rough going this week, it'll be time to rewind - meaning some old 'Scopes from 2023. ENJOY! www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun... #HeartOfTheGameFredonia #DontBeAMimic #Funny

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Ep 555 Clerical Error My ASS! (18+ NSFW) Sun 16 Nov 5.05 UTC Leticia Jacobo (Salt River Pima-Maricopa Indian) was almost “Deported” by I.C.E. instead of Mexican National “Reina Jacobo” at the same facility. WHAT (and we CANNOT stress this enough) THE FUCK?! #5MFS GRIEF youtube.com/live/dcynNeR...

Happy Almost-Thanksgiving, everypony! The first one was good, but now it's the Americans' turn -so this week's HORRIBLE-SCOPES help you with your food this year! www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun... #HeartOfTheGameFredonia #DontBeAMimic #ThanksgivingPoutine @npr.org #CranberryRelish

I really hope that the Democratic Party spends some money right now putting out ads on TV and radio and the Internet… They need right now and for the next 12 months to lock into people’s memories that Donald Trump and the GOP wanted to starve them and their kids on Thanksgiving.

Ep 554 When is “EVIL” enough? Sun 9 Nov 5.05 UTC The US Federal Government decided that providing the barest for the most at-need is a step too far. When will it be EVIL enough for a wholesale revolt against this administration? #5MFS FRAGILITY youtube.com/live/jebnIMK... #Podcast #Live #JoinUs

Right after Halloween and now we get to figure out what everypony gets transformed into. Welcome to this week's HORRIBLE-SCOPES theme: Were-Animals! (OH! Capricorn? You get a fun one on request too!) www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun... #HeartOfTheGameFredonia #DontBeAMimic

Sorry, all.. we'll be off this week. Hope we'll have a good one next week instead.

Alright everypony Time for your HORRIBLE-SCOPES... and we're Uber-Bored. Like, so monumentally bored that we're making it YOUR problem, too. www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun... #HeartOfTheGameFredonia #DontBeAMimic #bored

Ep 553 Just Listen To Yourself Sun 26 Oct 4.05 UTC Another argument with No Proof Offered, over and over with the reply “Go Do Your Own Research”. At what point will these people actually become self-aware enough to understand? #5MFS NIGHTMARE NIGHT youtube.com/live/ldxOtR2... #Podcast #Live

WOW! I forgot to get the HORRIBLE-SCOPES sent out! Well, better late than never, right? Last Minute Costume Ideas for everypony! And a SPECIAL costume ideas for @lyndacarter.bsky.social & @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun... #HeartOfTheGameFredonia #DontBeAMimic

Ep 552 Polite is Good. Angry is Better. Sun 19 Oct 4.05 UTC Statesmanship’s basis is mutual respect and common goals. We can no longer afford to pull punches on those whose only goal is “Harm All ‘Others’ ”, or cede any more ground. #5MFS WHIRLWIND youtube.com/live/-itCIz7... #Podcast #Live

A little behind sched, but here's this week's HORRIBLE-SCOPES! With a BIG Shout-Out to The Greyhound Lady! www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun... #HorribleScopes #HeartOfTheGameFredonia #DontBeAMimic

Ep 551 Wait… WHAT ‘Rapture’?! Sun 12 Oct 4.05 UTC Yet ANOTHER Rapture claim. We atheists are YET AGAIN just shaking our collective heads and lamenting that the fable of the Boy Who Cried Wolf has yet to be understood by these people. #5MFS THANKSGIVING youtube.com/live/J8NgFXu... #Podcast #Live

If you've been waiting for this week's HORRIBLE-SCOPES, wait no more! This week's theme: Niche Hobbies! So if you wanted something new to learn, here's your chance. www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun... #HeartOfTheGameFredonia #DontBeAMimic

Ep 550 Why History Was Taught Wrong (NSFW) Sun 5 Oct 4.05 UTC History Classes have been taught poorly for today’s population’s lack of self-awareness. We’re taking a page from The Angry Canadian and yelling what needs to happen next. #5MFS INTROSPECTION youtube.com/live/BMqiKWC... #Podcast #Live

Evening and Happy Spooky Month, everypony! It's time for this week's HORRIBLE-SCOPES. The theme this week is, "Different Furry Types". So if you wanted to know something about people like @sirfox.bsky.social Now's the time! www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun...

Ep 549 Fiction Teaches Us All The Truth Sun 28 Sep 4.05 UTC In The Drumhead (1991) Capt Picard spoke on the matter of hyper-nationalism - it is as true NOW as it was then. "With the first link, the chain is forged... chains us all irrevocably." #5MFS CHRACKS youtube.com/live/tiyT3Im... #Podcast

In the "Runnin' Late But Soundin' Great!" files, it's time for this week's HORRIBLE-SCOPES! www.tumblr.com/icarusthelun... And let's remember to always test for Mimics... Just In Case.