Today in Honolulu

Currently in Hawaii, not the worst place for a layover honestly.

Still en route. Star Trek promised teleporters in the future. We need to speed that up.

No, I stow away with the luggage. 🙄All the cabin pictures I’ve posted for months was coach.

Alright, let’s get this flight over with.

Next stop: Milwaukee. Then the longest day of my year.

Bluesky has decided I can't see my own client. Ah well, time for a long ass flight to Australia.

Italy in December it is.

Where I'm at today.

Out for dinner last night.

Starting to get ideas for vacation spots in December.

Anyway, heading home.

I’ve managed talent for about a decade. If any of them went on camera after a loss and said that they needed that loss, they would lose something else before the camera stopped recording: me.

Except for the fact @stardistraction.bsky.social got the win on the biggest stage in FFW. Where it matters most.

Looks like I'm in time for a good cope and seethe session.

Alright, let’s find absolutely anything to do in this city.

Last night was a very successful one, and I think I addressed everything. Next stop: Memphis.

Arrived in OKC. Atomic tomorrow night. Breakfast right now though.

New display. Not always in a suit.

I’ll explain why on the next Atomic.

I really nailed my decision.

An evening swim.

May put it up for auction one day.

This has been a day worth forgetting. This isn’t the place to be on those days. Later.

Every podcast I’ve done, same question about the offer. I make these decisions based on certain scales: what benefits me most. You’ll find out Saturday.

Scared? Oh yeah, terrified. Offer rescinded.

Already in Orlando, theres a lot to do.

Didn’t realize I’d get to use it twice this year.

An older picture from a Hall of Fame ceremony with @stardistraction.bsky.social.

Arrived in Fort Worth a little early. Finished my workout for the day.

Off to NYC. A second home practically. You’ll see why on After Shock.

Go Lacey!!!

Think I’ve found a good spot for the next After Shock.

After a long weekend, taking a couple days off.

My clients are trained professional athletes. Not fetish porn actresses.

I watch everything. Part of my job.

“Someone told me recently that they could picture her putting a certain kind of adult item into a certain orifice with her own face on one end of it before she sits down and bleats whatever nonsense enters her otherwise-empty head.”

It’s gonna be a very busy day for me. Let’s get started then.

Rare that there’s a card where I have a vested interest in every outcome. But here we are.

It was a very good weekend.

Airhead gets one fluke win that everyone with sight acknowledges. Time to pop the balloon.

“Let’s finish up with the blonde dimwit early. Then you can get back to the pool.” Direct quote from a hour or so ago.

A day on the water.

An undisclosed location for After Shock next week. Somewhere not just anyone can go. You’ll see.

Looks like it’ll be light work at Atomic. One match, one simpleton who can’t decide what she wants to be known for.

Not a bad few days. Taking a couple days off.

A paid pool day? Sounds perfect.

I've already got this worked out.

Atomic fit check.