//Work tried to kill me today with the run. I am back at work in 8 hours. Sleep? Maybe.

Your face when the goal got chopped off though 🤣 should’ve taken a picture!

When you run into a certain Brazilian at the game. Not like we planned it months ago or anything.

If you are of that mind, pray for my husband while I spend basically this entire week in Miami 😂 www.facebook.com/share/r/18uC...

After watching that calamity of a football match last night, bring it.

When you and your twins have to cooridnate meeting up for the match because it's a sea of navy blue and kilts. I fucking love this. @siobhanisspeedy.bsky.social and @youngkevinmack.bsky.social's first international match too.

…whooooo boy. @remedy40.bsky.social this is gonna be a night where I wish I still drank.

www.facebook.com/share/r/18n8... This has been cracking me up since last week. @siobhanisspeedy.bsky.social is sending me pictures are she finds them too.

That bell hammer moment genuinely had me waiting on Isabella Pazzini coming out. And that is not a name I've said in YEARS.

//My teenager arguing with me over whether a pizza is cooked is almost peak irony. Child, I've been working in kitchens since I was in high school.

// Oh, we having THAT kinda afternoon cleaning? I’m down! It’s my @jojoofthenorth.bsky.social!

Feel like I should be surprised. But at this point… Meanwhile, can someone come help me pull my son from the ceiling in San Diego?

Well hello, San Diego. Let’s go find my daughter.

Told you. @empressmikademidov.bsky.social

A fortnight ago, we battered ten bells out of each other. Tonight, we batter ten bells out of two men and take their tag titles. @empressmikademidov.bsky.social @pwempirefed.bsky.social

//This post, but now applies to the handler. Haven’t has half a chance to recover from being ill and I’m now paying for it.

Feel like I need to find her Twitter account from when she gave Sapphire shit for the same thing she did right here.

//My need to sell shit in chronological IC order will kill me one day.

Somewhat related, because apparently we're basically one entity in some ways at this point. Let's set Chicago on fire in ten days, @empressmikademidov.bsky.social. They're ours. No ifs, buts or maybes.

My upcoming title matches jsut got real fuckin interesting. And I am here for it.

If it wasn't me, it had to be you. Love you, @empressmikademidov.bsky.social. Go scare a few people.

@valtoslaughter.bsky.social your daughter has a lot to answer for. This has been stuck in my head for days. youtu.be/4mcTd8YPQ18?...

And this one. Do prefer them with a faster pace these days. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rVY...

youtu.be/LTap5SLkGo8?... Tomorrows job.

If anyone needs me after the last week… The fuck you don’t.

Well that opens a door in ways that are vaguely terrifying.

// Speak for yourself, I’m still dead and I only had one match 😂

Like…nowhere was that word used.

How did you pull “overlooking” from someone’s having a preferred victor, exactly?

Well those are sentences. Some of them are accurate, but we’ll talk about those later.

Which only reminded me that Jane will be due a feed when I get back on Thursday.

I think a mouse infiltrated Bluesky. Not the cute, domesticated kind, mind you. The vermin one.

Alright alright, we’re here.

13 is being generous, sometimes.

There is not enough coffee in the world to get me through my son’s bullshit this morning.

Still trying to work out where she gets it from! Certainly wasn’t me or her father.

// It is both heartwarming and amusing to be wished a Happy Mother's Day by my international friends two months after celebrating it at home. It's in March in the UK. 13 years I've been a parent and for 13 years it's happened. It'll never not make me smile. Love you guys <3

So after the new girl accidentally trolled me with her pole song choice, one's doing it deliberately tonight. Throwback to holding a title called Vivid Gore. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2J2d...

I've got a girl working her first shift tonight. This is what she picked for pole music. She knows NOTHING about my main profession. Holy fucking throwback, Batman. www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ-_...

It keeps coming so close.

Minneapolis to St Louis. Let’s win some tag belts, @empressmikademidov.bsky.social

Watching my daughter warming up and it dawns on me that tomorrow is 18 years to the day since I wrestled my first match. Well if I didn't feel old ten minutes ago...

Well, would you look at that.

@empressmikademidov.bsky.social 👀

Aww hell yes!

//Taking the boy to his first live wrestling show next week

Who needs television when there’s a whole arse adult crashing out because the company social media is agreeing that animals are better than people.

JESUS DOMINO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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