evergreen but fuck the hoa forever. renter with a tiny patch and even that gets me all kinds of dumb dumb shit

Family called the cops and he was apprehended scoping out the TAA gates within fifteen minutes, on his way back to the car he had parked curbside to retrieve an AR-15. Minor miracle.

weighing in on halloween movies: not every scary movie is a halloween movie. we were at a party and someone was using a movie trivia list game on youtube and Jaws came up and that is NOT a halloween movie that is a summer thriller. you watch that on 4th of july weekend why is this so hard

yeah dont even kick. Prevent fumble and that is all

hahaha ok then

never ends

hell even if they score here the time lost is more than enough of a tradeoff

touched ground but also i get it

BETTER

Woot

i did the gubmint blocklist and noticed that they have accounts for.. space force?? also the coast guard? which is only going to get this spammed at it, if anyone doesn’t block

decided i am going to refer to the mariners as if their n has a tilde on it the mari-nyerrrss

Members of the Unpresidented Brass Band were bull rushed & brutalized in the middle of playing "Ghostbusters." One was sent to the hospital and another tackled, arrested, and taken across state lines where she is still being detained. Read more about Sunday's protest in Portland here:

well the nfc east still sucks overall. so

a fake quote being attributed to zohran mamdani is igniting the pro-palestine left. he never said arresting netanyahu would make him a trumpian fascist. that phrase was posted by an account known for using extreme rhetoric to accuse mamdani of effectively saying that as a result of him softening.

i cannot believe she is still around and posting but then that is the world we live in, eh

i legit thought all the talk was about placido polanco my brain is behind on baseball 20 years

herprpr

turrible. and why did they not have any timeouts for that? no good reason

i’m not listening but i assume they have made a hundred references to mike alstott w this skattebo kid right

jesus. just on bad plays and dumb mistakes

maliata fell asleep

if you are only watching phils, the birds had the giants in a pretty desperate third and long, then gave up an incredibly bad tossup, then somehow didnt get the qb for an easy scramble td. haven’t been terrible but just 2 dumb plays and they’re down

btw i am watching football.llol

How

not ideal but uhh still the giants

not that any of us needed another reason to see how dumb/lying/full of shit they are.but. my aunt works as a visiting nurse of sorts for a program in Lancaster PA that helps low income families, including Amish and Mennonite, get help w kids with high level autism, downs syndrome, etc.

show this, cnn

The Oregon Republican Party tried to help Donald Trump make the case for military intervention in Portland with an image of a fiery protest — but since Portland is calm, they had to fabricate one by merging old photos of police in Ecuador and protesters in Brazil www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

DRAG THEM MERRILL

guhhhhh

vibes bad

no. i do not. maybe if you’re the asshole guy from The Pitt who punches a nurse. whom everyone hates and would strangle. (I thought that was painting it on a little heavily in the show, i did not think the punch was realistic. but i guess that guy could be a major leader in this country now!!)

This is literally the opposite of what's happening. The UCs and ERs in LA that serve undocumented individuals are ghost towns compared to the business they were doing not long ago because of fear. I know this because my wife is a doctor here and I hear about it every fucking day.

oh THAT was the tie? perfect, actually.

Ok ha ha ahhhh i guess it is a road game be happy

WE HAVE DECLARED JIHHHHHH ahhh you know

vibes back on track

getting into hbo task show and yes like mare, there is probably an overcorrection on the delco accents. it is… not subtle. Not murder durder but still going on thick. and i was going to do a drinking game any time someone said WOODER but i quickly realized this would kill me. HOWEVER…

in the way that the Nolan Batman movies feel more like Chris Nolan joints with Batman in them than true “Batman” movies, i have to say that Noah Hawley’s interpretation of Alien is definitely more Noah Hawley than classic Alien and yet i was still into it! but then the last few……

More than 1800 detainees are missing after the closure of Alligator Alcatraz. Their families and lawyers can’t find them and they’ve vanished from the ICE database. Feels like this should be a much bigger story www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...

all this circle jerking has overshadowed the real news today dem boyz lost to the … burrrssss so even if the rams HAD pulled it off, i have that

so pumped after that i could waltz to the top of multnomah falls

NO FUCKING WAY

vibes shifting

yeah you might think that with a stud qb, two all-pro receivers, a very good tight end, and an explosive rb who can catch, that your passing game would be unstoppable. But what this scenario misses is what if they all run around aimlessly

well at least they’re not using harry potter anymo- (monkeys paw finger curls and we are subjected to a million analogies from another mass culture action adventure franchise that uses magic and was originally intended for children)

really wish we had a better time to remember redford. if this happened around the same time paul newman died it would be as big ad that

you new late night host, (some gamer streamer who is racist, i dont fucking know)

are you fucking kidding me. that’s the real title??? what is this shit. was the finding “no actually the court finds that all red swax fans are the real fawkin queers!!!! pwned!!” mother fuckin chive ass lawsuit this is the guy dave portnoy finds too tedious