ICE agents aren’t people.

The International Criminal Court says Israel is committing war crimes, but my uncle with a 5th-grade education who voted for Trump and drinks a 24-pack of Busch Light every day says they’re not. I don’t know who to believe

Another banger from @joman.bsky.social

Gun to your president’s head, what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow

I regret to inform you all that I will not be performing at the America 250 event as I will be busy doing something far more enjoyable: covering my face in live ticks

“But you can’t make people listen. They have to come round in their own time, wondering what happened and why the world blew up around them.” ~ Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451

After being only able to watch Facebook for a couple of days and not actually interact, I've actually reached the conclusion that Facebook is basically just a digital mental institution. @joman.bsky.social would probably agree. He's been saying that for years.

While conservatives were busy being racist about Mamdani, he balanced the largest NYC budget gap since The Great Depression without having to cut any city services. And a big part of that is taxing the rich. Protect this man at all costs. They will do everything they possibly can to destroy him.

A bitter, jaded, aging DJ new to Austin, Texas receives a voice message that his favorite uncle Stu has passed, leading him on a mysterious journey to an alternate dimension full of wizards, dragons, monsters, and deranged puppets. youtu.be/DQzPwpcse-E?...

We made our first short film—a collaboration with my good friend Charlotte Norris. youtu.be/RVTNs6yUw-4

If Obama had tweeted a string of curse words and threats and “praise be to Allah” on Easter Sunday like Trump just did, Republicans would’ve turned DC into a crater.

It’s possible to acknowledge that the ruling class is corrupt and we need to do way more about inequity while also acknowledging that the earth is round and the first manned moon mission in 54 years is a historic accomplishment. Please for the love of God find nuance

Musk does not appear to have posted about the Artemis II launch today. Which probably means he was kicked out of Mission Control.

Kristi Noem’s husband just got outed as a crossdresser. Which wouldn’t even matter if these people weren’t all such hypocritical cowards who would rather ruin the world than let their freak flags fly.

Wait, so you’re telling me that the guy who couldn’t sell steak or vodka to New Yorkers and bankrupted multiple casinos contributed to the entire country becoming insolvent and nearing bankruptcy? Who could’ve predicted this except any remotely intelligent and discerning person

If you can avoid flying, do so. If you can’t, turn off Face ID and biometrics and refuse to open your phone if they ask you to.

“An armed and poorly trained loyalist paramilitary force with the capability of disappearing anyone they don’t like without consequences occupying our airports and profiling everyone is good, actually” ~ every pig-ignorant bootlicking degenerate hick toolbag you went to high school with

Airports are packed to the gills due to understaffing because TSA employees aren’t getting paid. And tomorrow, this admin is going to add a bunch of armed, poorly trained, jingoistic loyalists into the mix. How do you think that’s gonna play out?

All of us know what needs to be done and none of us are willing to say it due to optics and the fear of punishment

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” ~ anonymous quote often attributed to Albert Einstein

If any of my stalkers who derided and ostracized me for predicting that things would get this bad feel like apologizing, you know where to find me. I still won’t forgive you though. But maybe it’ll make you feel better. You can get your “did something good for once in my life” coin.

Is anybody else oscillating between paralyzing anxiety about what’s happening, and liberating confirmation that we were right and every single person who derided us can fuck off into the blinding light of a thousand suns?

I don’t think it’s humanly possible to be more hypocritical and deranged than to go from “no new wars” to “we need Armageddon, actually”

In the event that they do get their apocalyptic holy war, and in the highly unlikely event Jesus does come back, I don’t think he’s gonna be like “oh yeah you guys responsible for billions of innocent deaths get into Heaven, it’s everybody else who’s bad”

Everyone who said Obama was the antichrist is cheering for an apocalyptic “holy” war being waged by pedophiles.

Oh how convenient that the Austin shooter wore a “property of Allah” t-shirt. Wonder how long until Kash Patel shows us the casings with Sharpie on them.

The USA is the most heavily propagandized nation on earth and it’s not even close. Americans really believe Iranians are happy about a school being bombed. They actually think we’re liberating them from Islamic rule. Stick a fork in us, we’re done

Their talking point is already “we are liberating the Iranian people.” Trump supporters are the most brainwashed people in the entire world.

“nO nEw WaRs” “ThE pEaCe PrEsIdEnT” “GaS pRiCeS” “ThE eComOnOmY”

The number of people leaving the US last year exceeded the number of people coming in for the first time since the Great Depression in 1935, and it wasn’t because of border policy or deportations. It was because MAGA is making living here intolerable.

*cough* the US boat attacked off the Cuban coast was a false flag that will be used to manufacture consent for destroying Cuba, and the simultaneous easing of the oil embargo is to maintain plausible deniability *cough*

This country was doomed the minute not knowing anything about politics started getting treated like some kind of flex instead of an embarrassing display of ignorance and apathy

All the reactionaries are saying “look, see? Mexico’s a third world country” like we haven’t had 63 mass shootings in the USA in less than two months

We are 52 days into 2026, and there have been 59 mass shootings. Over one mass shooting a day. If you think this is the greatest country in the world, nationalism has completely rotted your brain.

The problem was never women or queer people or people of color. The problem was always insecure patriarchal white men who can’t stand not being in charge.

It’s everybody vs the Epstein class at this point

Facebook allows animal torture videos, AI-generated disinformation, hate speech directed at targeted groups, and threats in your DMs, but God forbid you directly quote an elected official.

Facebook allows animal torture videos but will suspend you if you say the word “cocaine” when quoting RFK Jr

Every remaining Trump supporter is a pedo protector. No exceptions. Keep them away from your kids.

And because we like to promote people like @joman.bsky.social who say intelligent things like the above:

If masked government goons are operating extrajudicially, then so should you.

I hope everyone who peaked in 2004 enjoyed their special safe space TPUSA halftime show

Wanting healthcare, higher wages, equal rights and green energy is not extreme. Burning the whole world down on behalf of the rich who had a special island where they could carry out their sick fantasies on children is extreme. Don’t ever let any of these twisted cultist freaks tell you otherwise.

A genocide is coming and you need to be armed.

You, @joman.bsky.social, and @jediofgallifrey.bsky.social are the reason why I can't hate all Americans even in these times of brutality around the world perpetrated by your government. You remind me that the US isn't just a seething mass of greed and evil even though it seems that way right now.

We must make sure that every once and former ICE agent lives in fear for the rest of their lives. May it never be over for them.