I oppose fascism and as such have declared myself OpiFa. Now what bitch, go write another lil royal decree bitch.

No one: The government:

MAGA: fuck your feelings! Cry more, snowflake! Cope harder! Trump 2028! Alligator Alcatraz rocks! The purge is coming! Me: I never want to speak to you again and Charlie Kirk said some bad stuff that shouldn’t be normalized MAGA: you’re a monster! How dare you? We’re gonna ruin your life!

If they actually cared about saving lives, they would take the guns away from the cis white male right-wing nutjobs who commit the overwhelming majority of mass shootings. But they don’t, and they won’t. They’ll try to take them from the rest of us instead.

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

I've been rocking to this for a week now. Thank you, @joman.bsky.social for the good tunes. 😎 🚀

A well regulated Deli, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Sandwiches, shall not be infringed

God bless Zohran Mamdani. Nothing scares the right more than a leader who stands for actual democracy.

New episode of @thegodpodcast.com with special guest, yours truly. I go gloves off on this one. Enjoy. open.substack.com/pub/thegodpo...

Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

I just went on the Left of the Projector podcast to talk about 2001: A Space Odyssey, the short story “I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream” by Harlan Ellison, the rise of A.I., and much more. It’s a great episode and we cover a lot of stuff. Check it out! leftoftheprojector.com

Bless you, @joman.bsky.social 🚀

Science denialism will be the end of the human race.

The thing with both generative and predictive Ai is that like any drug (or let’s say black magic), it makes you dependent. The moment you stop using it you’ll be fucking useless without it. Studies are already showing us this data.

People deserve to live and be happy and free even if they don’t generate enough capital to be deemed worthy in the eyes of the monsters with whithered hearts who are holding their chains.

This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.

This is an image maga is posting to stoke fear of Mamdani. A list of things that sound awesome

NANCY PELOSI: We must find the next generation of Democratic leadership. Young, charismatic and exciting candidates who can energize the party. People that voters love because they're not 80 years old and sold out to big capital. CHUCK SCHUMER (behind sniper rifle): Found one PELOSI: Take the shot

Imagine spending your whole life cos-playing and fantasizing about fighting the federal government sending troops in against its own citizens only to root for the government when the moment finally arrives

I stand in solidarity with the oppressed everywhere, and I always will. Palestine, Sudan, Congo, the streets of the USA. There are more of us than there are of you, and you can’t erase everything, no matter how hard you try.

The idea that protesters in LA shouldn’t give him a pretext for violence presupposes that he needs or cares about a pretext. If you protesters stay home, then he’s going to keep kidnapping people and use the lack of protests as proof that everyone agrees with him.

Shit is about to get real.

Keep track of any Democrat or commentator or personality who advocates for Musk to be welcomed back into the fold. These are people you cannot trust and should be kept as far away from the levers of power as humanly possible.

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Most of my conflicts online now are just people wildly misinterpreting a very clear point I made

You couldn’t make Grim Fandango today because people would complain that a game about The Day of the Dead that includes an underground rebellion in berets, a club full of beatniks, and a bunch of workers unionizing is too woke

I hated Trump before it was cool

“Oh so now everybody you don’t like is a Nazi? Anyway you look a little too brown for my tastes so get into the unmarked van so I can extrajudicially deport you to a concentration camp”

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

Detaining and deporting people for their views alone is the inevitable conclusion to decades of “stop talking about politics.” What did people think was going to happen? Our Constitution is a piece of paper. If nobody enforces it, it doesn’t mean anything. It’s not a magic scroll.

The discourse around tariffs has been “things will get more expensive” but I am here to tell you that I am knee deep in reporting on this subject and I strongly suspect that if super high tariffs endure, it will shift to *certain items cease to be available at any price*

@joman.bsky.social did an incredible remix to my band Ghost Servo’s song Another Life and it’s available now on Spotify!

How many years is a panic-attack supposed to last?

I have a new song out with Adrianne Grady called “Wander” as part of the Dissident Miami 2025 compilation and I can confidently say it’s good and you should listen to it bit.ly/3FMsVoP

please don’t text me war plans, because I’m actually at capacity right now and I don’t think I can hold appropriate space for you. do you have someone else you could reach out to?

Elon: *disowns his kid, calls everybody ableist slurs, amplifies the far-right for the past five years, jokes about destroying the poors and stealing their social safety nets* Also Elon: why don’t people like me, I’m just a silly little guy, please buy my cars

Person: I don’t mind immigrants if they’re coming here legally Me: they’re deporting people who are here legally Person: whoops I lied anyway on to the next thing

The Department of Education is being dismantled by people who don’t know the difference between “your” and “you’re” and haven’t read a book since the 6th grade.

ICE stripped a German green card holder naked, drove him from Boston to Vermont to Rhode Island, put him in a cold shower, deprived him of medication, sleep and food until he collapsed. No one knows why he was detained.