Do you think if 2 dogs live together for a long time and be good friends, then a new dog gets adopted and dog 2 becomes best friends with dog 3, that dog 1 gets a little sad when he sees them playing together and having more fun and he likes dog 3 but dog 2 is his longest friend

Phantom limb but for the foreskin

Blow my sbeve smoove off

Sbeve

Sending bomb threats to the squirrels that keep eating my bird seed

Kris Kring-a-ling Scroad ping-a-ling

“and TONE, they got RUDOLPH, YOUR BOY, at the front of the sleigh. what, cause his NOSE is RED?” “it makes sense, wilbon! if you ever saw it, you’d even say it GLOWS!”

Are we even gonna get one of these this year? youtu.be/JZveA-NAIDI

Trump is gonna make the Kevin spacey Christmas message okay again

Final tribal shorter than Trump's speech.

Jeff said he has two handles one ball? He needs to get that looked at

I'm so pumped to vote for Hillary Clinton in the next general election

I hope this means we get to skip the journeys

$1776 for troops? Man, time to bust out my expired military ID like I'm at Best Buy

He's telling the truth, I, in fact, cannot believe what is going on

What if he had a stroke rn

Sequel to One of the Biggest Games of All Time, not to be released until 2030, is still in development

I've got 10k on FanDuel for Kristina winning

Kermit's kinda a baller tbh

😐

Pat "hospital ball to Rice" Mahomes

My landlord's husband "is a contractor" and "does all the maintenance." We've asked him three times to fix the weather stripping on the front door and you can still hear the wind blowing through the gap between the door and the frame.

It's kind of insane that the earth can zoom all the way around the sun in only 365 days

Now this is podracing

Can't believe they had todd Howard money

Phillip Rivers? How about Phillip M'Panties

Who remembers that baller live version of the balatro song when they were going through the nominees for game of the year last year?

Clair Obscura: Expedition 33 lose an award category challenge: impossible

Game awards live look

Scromitma balls

Travis "Kedarius Toney" Kelce

Do you think it was the under on receptions or the over on interceptions?

Dave Toub -> chamber

Butker penis explosion chamber

Noah Gray to the penis explosion chamber

Kris Kring-a-ling Scroad ping-a-ling

The zootopia abortion comic wasn't as good as I was told it would be

Sbeven Adams

Tis the season for Kris Kring-a-ling

When Mac said "my neighbor's daughter just got a dog, imma run it over, I'm a fuckin soldier" he made a really good point

I'm ready to get into it about Israel with the in laws today

. @detroitlions.bsky.social have you had any players that had their dick and balls flop out of their pants while running? I need a new team to cheer for this offseason

No more Chris Jones 40 dick and balls at the combine uncensored just flopping out until his play improves.

"Pedophile safety is critical to national security" is the type of turn I would only expect to hear in policy debate