Hoping on my death bed this is one of those images that flash

Middle-aged foreplay

3 pitch K and we’re going to the Series…

Got my #Cubs #OpeningDay Starter Pack! Bluesky: The Sports App!

Really excited for this!

First draft for Saturday in Chicago

Coached 9-10 LL for 5 yrs. My last year we went 20-0, ran through the city tourney and 10 runned the championship. It nearly wrecked me. Trust me: Josh is on it. Draft families. Record be damned.

These beings are the best kind of weird

Please… I am absolutely BEGGING the universe right now to get on top of it early: do NOT run back Kamala in ‘28

Wife on business trip and this is effectively how I get woken up when that’s the case

Peaky Blunders? Only 36 min in, so maybe there is a chance this turns around, but seems like 20 of those minutes are just musical montages and the rest is 😐

Global community: how could the US elect him again? US:

On the ground reporting from a savvy intrepid journalist (wife)

Happy Mind Enterprises week, Chicago! #Campari

As my wife heads to O’Hare this morning I can rest easy knowing we are being governed by a national strategy of “drive the Democrats crazy”

Fuck. Okay, putting phone away. Lots of “experts” out there.

Yeah, I’m done trying to convince Bluesky rando libs the validity of the healthcare I provide and the lives it changes for the positive.

My planets? Digable.

Eternal Empires - O Empires Falling - ALL

Still so good

Was it chilly overnight? Yes. Am I ready to win this chipping into the innertube in the middle of the farm pond contest? YES. Damn, what’s with all the questions this morning?!

Chicagohenge during Saturday's Sunrise. Today in Chicago.

Stopped home before afternoon run and…

My 5 point Platform titled “A New EHRAH” Equal rights Healthcare Renewable energy Affordable housing High speed rail

In case anyone was still searching for why he did it

Me managing next USA Baseball WBC: Do you have fun while playing, Y/N? Can you count and shake hands, Y/N?

Does this mean we can give them their president back now? #WBC

honestly gaining progressive respect for the winner of the WBC. better come with a squad. No bitching about how their As beat our Bs. Nah. Bring better Bs.

Venezuela is playing to win like two Game 7s on back to back nights

10 STEPS UP FROM DURBIN.

“You either die a hero or you live long enough to become the villain.” said PCA (23yo) when reached for comment.

This is worth the internet its printed on, but here is my shortlist of politicians who have inspired me to not become an ENTIRELY cynical citizen of the USA: (No particular order) AOC TALARICO MAMDANI

Y’all are gonna red pill @whstancil.bsky.social before this butterfly app goes under.

It’s not “boots on the ground” unless it’s footwear from the Boots region of France.

Pint-Henge. Today is St. Patrick's Day and it will be the coldest in Chicago in almost 60 years. Sláinte

45yo m 250lb 6’3” Eval and 1st treatment last Wed. Motocross enduro competitor who was “grasping at straws” coming to me with his 9/10 “can’t get out of bed” low back pain that his 1°care and ortho couldn’t resolve. 2nd treatment Friday. Mild improvement w/ ⬆️ range of motion. Pain ⬇️ to 7/10. …

Current US strategy

Chicago, I simply can’t tell you how excited I am for this next Saturday, but I’ll play it cool and have another Negroni

So sad. The axe murderer doesn’t get to host his hometown sports washing. Only benefit of the war thus far.

“Putting the D in four holes” sounds like fun unless you’re talking about Wordle

@whimsicalmuse.bsky.social Jealous of Alexi

Slaps

I liked USA Baseball better when I was ignorant to its high percentage of jaggoffs. (📸 DeRosa)

Grocery shopping shirt poll L or R:

Here we go. I promise not to overshare all future videos, but this is my first video addendum to a written column, and I found the process interesting. youtube.com/shorts/5eZ8l...

Sooo I’m moving to Madrid 🤷‍♂️

Love our youngest’s gf. She’s bright, thoughtful and mature beyond her years. She also isn’t afraid to stir it up in the chat, but you come for the king of bs you best not miss.