Memphis dog kicking bastard doxxed yet?

In some news I think I was just traded along with two 2nd RD picks to the Chicago Bulls.

“wHy ShOuLd I lEAVe twiTtEr?”

I have enjoyed the single tub sink after our renovation

Might’ve just had a therapy breakthrough. Pixar just shot WAY LOW on the number of characters one might find in MY head.

Circling back to that misunderstood woman having fun at a Florida Target I have an important thought re date night: Rascal Wine Races How much trouble are we really going to get in if we do it BYOW?

Didn’t see @democrats.org having to add “anti concentration camp” to a 2026 platform, but here we are.

Is there a camera in my bathroom?

Are trad wives allowed to go the movies?

F you, purple connection.

Winner 01/31/26

Skills undeniably improving

Guy busts in to Kansas truck stop diner: Y’all won’t believe this! They just released millions of pages of evidence of a vast international billionaire pedophile sex trafficking ring! Diner at bar: They finally got Clinton? Guy: No! It was actually Trump and Elon all along! 🦗🦗🦗🦗🦗…..

I know it’s been said a million times but it’s pretty funny how many short king steroid comedians with corny ass manchild tattoos called themselves free speech warriors right up until the moment free speech was actually under attack.

Eh, to all my homies with that one friend you still share your morning Wordle with because you know they don’t cheat and it’s still fun:

Any car caught in the ivy is a ground rule double.

Dragging Melania has never felt comfortable because it feels like a punch down on sex workers.

Politicians gotta start calling for Miller to go. Right now.

Watch “Train Dreams” on ‘flix. It is gorgeous. That’s all.

@bn-bears.bsky.social The one child he refused to father.

Your mom.

LFG

Lamp is giving ally

I’m handy as fuck. Lemme know when we’re ready and I’ll start constructing guillotines. There’s only one war.

“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment

We are a country of laws or we are not. Right now I would suggest until the appropriate ICE officers involved are arrested and held then we must fall on the NOT side.

Kids these days aren’t prepared for their 40’s

My cold weather garage jacket smells like Otto’s jacket

The Starry Night - van Gogh 1889 & Me 2026

🌲

Ah god dammit, you guys… Been trying to dial in my sleep and now I have IT happening fomo while I’m unaware

New study shows that tariffs continue to work the way tariffs work.

Congrats to IU….Football? Let me just check onnn..YUP! Being told National Football Champions

🎯

How the Nobel Committee hasn’t been looped into a Trojan horse plot with a laced medal at this point is truly disappointing to my imagination

🤑 is a perfect summary of the intellectual direction of the NYT

This is where the rubber on our activist tires are meeting the road and wearing wafer thin

HALFTIME: Bears 10, Rams 10

The problem with biscoff is it’s not stroopwafel

I think we can all root for this.

Bears

Get yourself a next door neighbor who will randomly meet you in Key West and pay for dribks for you and all your friends. It’s the best.

Interesting walk today

The crowd on a flight to the state of Florida has a look, ya know?

#airportbeers @capthandlebar.bsky.social 🫡

I can't believe that this has been an option the entire time *sets up school for raccoons against racism*

LONG WEEKEND LFG How you doin’, Key West?