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Jimmy was playing video games when his mom called up to him. “Jimmy, it’s time for bed” “Mom, can I have 15 more minutes to finish this level?” “No, you can have 10!” Jimmy died 152 hours later due to strain from not sleeping. He was over 6 years short of the 10! minutes his mother gave him.

I just saw a woman in a hijab driving a Tesla cybertruck. I am deeply confused.

-300 FOLLOWER ART RAFFLE- OPEN TO ALL ⚠️requirements⚠️ -like -repost -comment HEAVILY PREFERRED but optional -reference of the character you want drawn nsfw is allowed✅(not required) 🎉ONLY 4 WINNERS!!!!🎉 OPEN UNTIL 8th of November, 2025 at 14:00 GMT

“American voter’s mind is incomprehensible" factoid actualy just statistical error. Average American voter’s mind is comprehensible. Politics Georg, who was hit in the head at 14 and supports over 10,000 political parties depending on the day is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

Holy shit, they banned Is Jay Still Ceo of Bluesky. This is the only screenshot I got of their account before they got taken down.

Charlie Kirk never cared about debates.

reward for @thenarwhalmage.bsky.social

I will personally give 5 fake dollars to everyone who RTs my art

-ART RAFFLE- OPEN TO ALL ⚠️requirements⚠️ -like -repost -comment preferred but OPTIONAL -reference of the character you want drawn nsfw is allowed(not required) 🎉ONLY 4 WINNERS!!!!🎉 OPEN UNTIL 6th of June, 2025 at 14:00 GMT

Balatro Rosalina #Rosalina #Balatro #MarioBros

@redigit.bsky.social Do you think you could look into updating the rat cage in 1.4.5 to go with the rat transformation we're getting? As it is right now, it's spreading some dangerous misinformation. Rats have sensitive respiratory systems, which means keeping them in a glass tank is unsafe for them

With one purchase her financial ruin was ensured. @kokokurumi.bsky.social #KoCooked

It has occurred to me that minimalist bathroom signs cannot be legally binding, even in places with anti-trans bathroom laws. That sign does not say woman, it says “person in dress.” Alternatively, because they are missing legs and the other sign has them, it could be an amputee or disabled bathroom

BlueSky is trying to monetize so let's show them some numbers: Reskeet this if you refuse to pay for BlueSky+ until trust & safety decides to prioritize marginalized users. That's $96 / year of lost revenue for each reskeet...

Y’all need to be nice during the soul searching threeway u-u

I spend an excessively long amount of time in the bathroom

I cannot wait to lose all of the followers I gained from cute rat pictures by shitposting about clown girls.

The battle for the leftover coconut yogurt is bloodthirsty and has claimed many a victim #ratsofbluesky

I made a little party hat for my rat, Biscuit #RatsofBluesky #Rats

I just ate a mushroom and thought “Ew, this tastes like feet.” But that made me think, do people with foot fetishes like the taste of mushrooms?

How two tops have sex

Summer time Rosalina

I see all these artists reposting old art onto BlueSky, does that mean I can just start reposting screenshots of my best tweets?