I'm still emotionally recovering from the fact anyone thought Metroid Prime 4 was a good Metroid Prime game.

After reflection on the couple hours of Mewgenics I tried: 1. Eugenics was, is, and will always be repulsive. I thought the mutations and whatnot would just be consequences of the run instead of making a eugenics program. 2. Ed financially supported pro-Israel, pro-genocide VAs. Bad game, refunded

If Donald nuked Iran on lice TV while actively doing an Epstein on film would any Donald supporters, in or out of office, even care?

I've moved on from The Simpsons. I no longer support nuking the whales: I now support nuking D.C.

I could've been president. "OldWhovian would you like to comment on how your lack of experience has collapsed the world economy?" "Actually it's all fine and you're dumb." I'm presidential material

Mmmm, the U.S. government posting memes using Wii sports to laugh at committing mass murder. Maybe humans really were a mistake. Can someone turn the simulation off now?

Liberals: 10° to the left of center in good times, 10° to the right of center when it affects them personally

So... what's the Roth IRA plan under Barbarism?

You know what? I agree with the cavalier attitude. If the U.S.A. assassinated the leader of Iran it's literally only fair if we let Iran assassinate the leader of the U.S.A. I think this is fair. Even Steven!

My coworkers are realizing that outsourcing everything they do to AI has left them useless. AI does their job so they don't feel like they even need to show up, and they're worrying management thinks the same. I. Told. Them. So.

Gonna be cool when Iran obliterates the GCC economy causing the USD to dive to an infinitesimally small value over night as countries pivot to other petrol options

I could legitimately see Donald nuking Iran. He is deranged, egotistical, and impulsive; and dropping a nuclear weapon would 100% secure him in the historic records one way or the other. He's near death, he knows it, and he doesn't care if he takes humanity with him

The K-Pop fandom is as frightening and problematic as the JP Idol culture and it's weird to me that either are remotely tolerated. Hero worship is a condition and it should be treated with therapy.

Trump, and everyone that followed his orders, are child murderers. They murdered 51 children. Trump, a pedophilic rapist, murdered 51 children.

Trump has already gotten away with the illegal abduction and extradition of a leader and an illegal assassination that killed dozens of civilians. Given there are no consequences it is literally only a matter of time until he authorizes a nuclear strike just to make a point

The U.S. accuses every country of sending terrorists into it but then it goes and sends 3 terrorists to Cuba.

MAGA iconography should be treated no different than Nazi iconography. Punch MAGAs

Do you think if we gave them each a gold medal that says "I won Capitalism, now mommy and daddy love me" they'd finally just stop?

Stop extending 2v8 BHVR, that game mode is shit

Conservative Schrodinger's Leftism: Simultaneously a small, unimportant, fragmented, uncoordinated, group of hapless crybabies and a massive, government backed, insidious, violent, organized, shadow cabal of terrorists until Donald opens his shit spewer and collapses the lie.

Execute PDF files

In a sane world the U.S. would be sanctioned by every member of the U.N. and the executive branch would be being dissolved by the so-called "checks and balances"

Not that I think it was a real event but...if only that guy had learned how to aim a bit more to center of mass. Iykyk

DW y'all. As a Democratic member of Congress I promise you I will work to create additional laws for Trump and his administration to ignore.

Working in a socialist economy wouldn't end all meetings but dear God at least we could vote to end the pointless ones (on top of the thousand other benefits but I digress)

Donald Trump is a pedophile. Donald Trump is a pedophile. Donald Trump is a pedophile. Donald Trump is a pedophile. Donald Trump is a pedophile. Donald Trump is a pedophile.

The fact that there have been zero charges against Trump (and everyone else in the Epstein files in the U.S.) should be the final tell for everyone still wondering if we're gonna be able to vote the fascism out

Leave it to the U.S. to elect Adolf Shitler but literally

News companies completely failing to be news: "allegedly"

Oh no, a genocide supporting Zionist is upset that leftists are criticising a Trump supporting Democrat and @howarda-atlaw.bsky.social turned off quote replies lmao

If Democrats engaged in radical politics and put forth candidates leftists would vote for we wouldn't be in this mess.

Daily reminder that you cannot vote out fascism. You cannot regulate the U.S. back to a state it was never in to begin with. The system is rigged, it isn't just flawed.

On top of the military being used against its own citizens: Trump et al are going to gather voting histories of people in order to eradicate anyone that doesn't support them

The Democrats won't save you if you're drowning. They won't help you if you are in pain

Communism is bad because: *describes capitalism*

The number one reducer to ai data center impacts is demolishing them by any means necessary

A team just announced an unofficial Goldeneye 007 remaster for PC. Pro tip: If you want your project to get a Cease and Desist order that's the best way to do that Instead, silently gather your team. Get it done. Announce it with release so even if you get C+D'd the files are in the wild already

You workout to be sexy. I work out so my trans friends can nestle in my titties. We are not the same.

So where're those 2nd Amendment Militia groups that swear they'd stand up to government overreach? Awful quiet from them in the face of state executions of humans without due process

Just putting this out there but: Lasers strong enough to blind ICE agents at distance are legally available

I want my bottle of water so cold that ancestral spirits visit me in the night to question why I would do this when they had to hunt animals for skins to stay warm

Every day Will Stancil wakes up just to formulate the worst possible takes and publicly toss them around like the metaphorical diaper full of feces that they are.

Wow, it only took like 200 years to realize a Maximum Wage law is actually sensible

I found this Phil Ochs banger way too late youtu.be/3cdqQ2BdgOA?...

i’m a centrist bc i do believe better things are possible but don’t want to do anything to make that happen

Not even beyond reasonable doubt to suspect that the shooting of the national guard was a False Flag operation

Cancelled. Cancelled into the Sun. Cancelled into a volcano. Into Jupiter's atmosphere. Cancelled in every gory and visible way. Cancelled back into his snowplow. Again. www.sfchronicle.com/entertainmen...

We really out here just shitting on a Socialist 1 week into his job just cause he's not a Capitalist fuck Stick huh Just imagining situations to be angry about for fun because he ain't Cuomo

New Squat PR just dropped: 265lbs bby