So I recently stopped my TRT to see how my body would respond after losing nearly 100lbs and while I can tell my hormones are still adjusting, I can also tell my balls are getting MUCH bigger again 👀

Going to pick up Chester in an hour!! 😍

I got some matcha Kit Kats while in Taiwan and omg they’re so gooood

So perhaps a doing a long hike and then sitting for 14hrs wasn’t the best idea. My body hurts so bad 🙃

Aaaaand 14hrs later we’re home. I need a shower real bad 🤣

To top of an already fantastic trip, we got the EVA Hello Kitty plane for our flight home. I’m stoked 🥰

Ohhhh my god I didn’t realize Taipei has a Pokémon Center!! I’m so happy 🥲🥲

When I say I need my guts flooded, this is what I mean btw 🥴

Balls are full, send help 😔

Taipei is cute 🥰

About to board a 13hr flight to Taipei. Luckily I’m running on about 3hrs of sleep so hopefully I can chill 😌

Went to trivia and my hot friend and his hot husband were looking extra fine tonight and the tension was tensioning 😩🥵

If a horny boy were to slide into my DMs or my snaps rn I wouldn’t be mad about it 🤭😌

This #mcm is dedicated to the seven day load stuck in my balls that desperately needs to be released 🤭

If a horny boy were to slide into my DMs or my snaps rn I wouldn’t be mad about it 🤭😌

My parents have been visiting since Thursday and while it’s been a good time, I’m ready for them to leave this evening so I can have the house back to myself and be naked again 😩

Feeling kinda meh tonight :(

I’ve been really into massage videos recently and it’s reminding me that it’s been too long since my last one 😔

Trying to bully my husband into letting me adopt this sweet orange boy. (His name is Chester!!)

Might fuck around and go to Taiwan next week? 🤔

New ring, who dis?

Need someone in my DMs to help me with #fcf 😩

Need someone in my DMs to help me with #fcf 😩

I have to wake up at 2am tomorrow to drive to Champaign and back. I hate everything 🙃

I volunteer as tribute 😇

Have to do some bloodwork today which means I can’t eat until after which means I’m HUNGRY but also it means I’m extra skinnnnnny for a few hours 🤣

I’m almost done with AC: Valhalla. Trying to decide if I move to AC: Mirage or skip to Shadows. Do we have opinions on either, bloomfies?

I fear I absolutely slayed that interview 💅

Still horny, send piss pics. 😇

I am insatiably horny now but there are contractors in my house and I can’t do anything about this raging boner I have 🥴😮‍💨

Going to Six Flags for the first time in probably a decade and I’m so stoked. But since I’m over 30 now, I’ve made sure to take my coaster PrEP (3 advil) and have my coaster PEP (3 more advil) ready to go!

Good morning to me and the load my hubby gave me before we got out of bed 🥰

My outfit tonight was cute 🥰

My outfit tonight was cute 🥰

Gay friends are in town which means we’re going out for the first time in monthssss. Pray for me and my old soul. But I’m also wearing a cuuuute mesh shirt tonight 🥰

iPhone Air comes today

Omg the Amex Platinum refresh is better than I ever could’ve imagined!! 😍😍

Got to try the new protein coffee that Starbucks is rolling out in a few weeks and let me tell you, this shit is A+ 😍

Okay, but my body is kinda tea here?? I’ll feed decent about this until the dysmorphia kicks in again 🙃

I just had the hiccups for over an hour and now I have raging heartburn. 😒 getting old suckssss

I had to take a break from my larger toys for a little over a month and I’ve gone backwards so much. Even my GK85 feels a little uncomfy when that used to barely be a warm up for me 😓😭

I’m so tired. I need a nap and a sweet treat 😴🙂‍↕️

Ran to the store and had to tie my shoe. My shorts might’ve been just a smiiiidge to short 🤭

Woke up feeling skinnnnnyyyyyy 🥰

Ran to the store and had to tie my shoe. My shorts might’ve been just a smiiiidge to short 🤭

wtf is in the air bc I’m in the mood to be a dom and boss some good boys around. A cutie in my snaps has got me goooooing 😵‍💫

Depositing some 30yr bonds because im a wealthy daddy 💅 (it’s only $150 of bonds that someone gave me when I was a baby that my mom found in a drawer recently)

Update: I ordered the iPhone Air the other day. It’ll be here Friday 🥰🥰

I tried to find a VPL photo, but I can’t do this trend because I’m too much of a whore and just take pictures of my dick uncovered 🤣

Is 6:25am too early to want this?