Hosting 9 gays for a (legit) movie night but also I wonder how many of their penises I might be able to see? 🤭

*slams laptop shut until the 21st*

OKAY!!!!

Went to the store for tonic water, left with this too 🥰

Need to be under him so bad 🤤🤤

Good morning to me 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

I don't think I've ever woken up more horny in my LIFE. The heat is really getting to me 🥴😵‍💫

Wore my short shorts to Costco but forgot the underwear 🤭😈

Wore my short shorts to Costco but forgot the underwear 🤭😈

Who's doing this to me??? 🥴🥵🤤

Need my pussy stretched tbh 🫤

Are we even friends if you don't send me documentation of you being a hoe??

Smack it pls

The way he always sprays everywhere makes me feral 🥵🥵

I want to get fucked into oblivion but it's so damn hot outside it's kinda killing it like wtf 🥵

My manager (who I kiki with soooo much) is being moved to another team and the new manager is not my favorite person into work with... looks like it's time to beef up my internal resume 🤗

Today would be a great day to share your wet, leaky cocks on the internet, btw 🥰

Every. 🥴 Last. 🥴 Drop. 🥴

Need my pussy stretched tbh 🫤

Two more work days until I'm off on vacation for nearly three weeks. Thank. God.

Exhausted but horny 🫩

Drove from North Carolina back to chicago with no pants on btw 🥰😂

I've never played any of the GTA games...would I be okay to start with the new one??

I went zip lining today and it was insane. 11 zips and three rappels, longest was 1200ft 😛😛 I feel so butch!!

I just had a life changing meal from this restaurant in the middle of nowhere. Like legit am going to be thinking of this pork chop for YEARS.

Can't be mad about the views from my in-laws place 🥰

What exactly is Vrbo trying to tell me??? 🤨🤨

I just had the biggest fucking milkshake ever omg 😵‍💫🥵

LOOK AT THIS CUP!!! My sister-in-law gave it to me as a cute gift. I loveeeee!!

Made it to NC and my in-laws had ribs and gin cocktails waiting. Can't be mad about that 🥰

Driving to North Carolina tomorrow, rip my lower back

Oh fuck this is a beautiful hole 🥵🥵

Pretty sure a fist in my ass would fix my foul mood, just saying. 🤷🏼‍♂️

I woke up at 4am for no reason, had to go to the dentist earlier, and now work is being dumb. Can I redo on today? 😵‍💫

Aaron to Moses:

Okay but the level of horny I am today is actually like unsustainable. 😵‍💫 I have to drain the balls otherwise I'm going to die or something

I'm. So. Tired. O. M. G.

Working hard? ❌ Hard at work? ✅

His load is still in me, btw. (As is mine 🤭)

Freshly bred boy pussy, courtesy of my hubby 🥰

I should be working but this keeps getting in the wayyyy

Good morning, boys 😴

My internet just went out because they cut a fiber line I love that for myself 🥰🥰

If you're not leaking at your desk, what are you even doing???

Do we think Professor Oak's dick is heavy? Like I feel like it's probably got some heft to it, no?

Chances are good I'm going to end up in a sticky, cummy mess when I wake up the 😵‍💫

Need to be under him soooo fucking bad

Am horny, send help 😩

Is this anything?