After several hours of relaxation and eyefuls of penis, I feel much better 🥰

Mental health is in the shitter today so imma go sit in a hot tub full of naked men. That should cure me.

This is truly devastating news. Please respect my need for privacy during this time.

I hope my boss doesn’t see my cage print today 🫣😏

I cannot describe how much I do not want to go to work today. 🥴

Oh no, I sprung a leak on the hotel bathroom floor 😩

Should I wear these again tomorrow? Or get them soaked tonight? 🤔🧐

Locked up and feeling smol 🤏🏼

The hot water in my shower is suddenly lukewarm and I am GREATLY displeased by this

Don’t wanna get out of bed to go to the office. I just wanna lay here and sext my bloomfies all day. 🥺😔

Another day, another morning where I wake up absolutely feral with this 15 day load still stuck in my balls 🤪😳🥴

Regular toilets are so boring… I’d much rather use the sink in the bathroom at the fancy restaurant 😇

I generally detest “team building outings” but one thing about me is I WILL show up if you’re paying for a team dinner.

Thinking of wearing my cage into the office tomorrow, but what if one of my employees finds out their boss is a submissive little bitch who just wants to be used?? 🥵🫠

Why is this one of the hottest videos I’ve seen??? 🥵🫠

Hotel: Checked in HGTV: On AC: Blasting Clothes: Off Shower: Soon…

I can’t wait to make such a mess this week 🥵😈 I’m so fucking horny

IYKYK

Do you think is pronounced “roach boobies” or something else??

Not doing a great job of emotional regulation today 🥰🥰🥰🥰

My Lyft driver is so nice but baby, it’s 6:30 in the morning and I haven’t had my coffee yet. Shhhhh please 😩

Reaaaally struggling with the state of the country right now. 😔

All packed for my work trip this week 😇😜🥰

Me: Whyyyy have I felt so unmotivated and directionless for the past month? I just don’t care about anything in the world and just want to lay here. Me: *notices bottle of vyvanse that hasn’t been touched in weeks* Me: Oh…oh, right. I forgot to take my adhd meds for a bit. 😓🫠🤪

I get a big hotel room all to myself next week! What sort of shenanigans should I get into? 😈

You can put your big, fat, Friday cocks right here. Thanks 🥺🥰

Happy #fcf to those who celebrate! 😇😈 I can’t wait to be horny all day thinking about your hogs.

Good news: I have an interview for a promotion! 🥰 Bad news: The job would have me moving back to Texas 😓

Being ordered to do this is so hot 🥴

Oh yeah, it’s humpday!

Honestly, the craziest difference between driving in Illinois vs. driving in Texas is how unenforced school zones are here. Like in Texas you’re GOING to get pulled over if you’re 1mph over the limit. I don’t think I’ve seen a single cop running radar in the 4 years I’ve moved to Chicagoland.

I’ll eventually learn how to take better videos of myself, but here’s a little glance at my first try 😜 #ws #piss #watersports #gay #kink #gaypiss #nastypig

Does this mirror make my ass look big? (Please say yes)

I have three hours to myself tonight. Should I: a) record some watersports content? b) edge myself until my balls almost burst? c) play with my hole like a good boy?

I have three hours to myself tonight. Should I: a) record some watersports content? b) edge myself until my balls almost burst? c) play with my hole like a good boy?

Does this mirror make my ass look big? (Please say yes)

Yes sir 🥵🤭😇

Slightly sick today. Send help (and hole pics) 🥲

Biiiig mood. (Also because usually I’m horny though)

I keep telling myself I won’t drink in the evenings but then I have a stupid-ass work day that makes me want to drink in the evenings 😡🤨

Hey Google, how do I become a full time sex worker so I don’t have to be a corporate slave anymore?

My cock might be soft rn, but my balls are sooooo full.

The wetter the cock, the closer to god. Or whatever they said.

We installed a new top and faucet on our bathroom vanity this weekend. 🔨😇

It’s been not even two hours and I’m ready to throw my laptop out the window. 🥲

Test run for a chili cook off. This year features spices from New Mexico! My Texas heart is happy with it, but I know these midwesterners would die with with spice level. I’ll have to dial it back for the actual competition 🤣

Cleaning day 😇

Ahhh, doom scrolling. How I’ve missed thee. 🥲

Not Alysha Edwards 💀

I’m feeling very dysregulated tonight so surely some vodka will help right??? 😅😇🥹🙃