JFC read the room

STOP. MAKING. MY CAREER. RELEVANT.

Nothing warms my heart like seeing a CyberTruck being towed.

Lost lands: worlds under water Doggerland, Sondalandia, Sahul, Beringia and many other lands that rose above sea level during the last Ice Age. www.cartographerstale.com/p/lost-lands...

Nothing warms my heart like seeing a CyberTruck being towed.

Georeferencing is one of my favorite parts of my job. It's just so satisfying to get an old map lined up in the right place and be able to reproject it.

Maps and Memory is something I've been thinking about for a while. A foray into video, combining old advertisements with #Petrofuture maps and old family movies. Emphasizing the delusions of nostalgia, drawing parallels to greenwashing. conspiracyofcartographers.com/2026/01/maps...

The #Petrofuture of Belgium/Luxembourg, with a good portion of northern France... The Lux part of Benelux gets off scot-free! It's good to build on high land. conspiracyofcartographers.com/2026/01/petr... #belgium #belgie #belgique #luxembourg #luxemburg

The #Petrofuture of the #Netherlands… conspiracyofcartographers.com/2026/01/petr...

The California Delta

Legislators in New York and Hawaiʻi are considering bills that allow their attorneys general to sue fossil fuel companies if climate-related disasters cause residents’ property insurance premiums to rise. Aloha.

Have I posted this one before? I've been making little tweaks to it for at least a year. conspiracyofcartographers.com/2026/01/petr... #petrofuture #London

New maps…. I spent some time over the weekend working out the #petrofuture of #Germany. Y'all wanna see...? conspiracyofcartographers.com/2026/01/petr...

Y'all wanna see a map of #Germany? conspiracyofcartographers.com/2026/01/petr... #petrofuture

I’m don’t like conspiracy theories. But the longer I report on climate change and Big Oil, the clearer it becomes that what we’re dealing with an *actual conspiracy,* and we need to label it as such. Trump’s latest actions in Venezuela make this all the more clear.

Apropos of wtf. Here’s the #Petrofuture map of South America.

Love this from Guillermo del Toro

This stuff gave me some funky dreams

Mamdani has only been Mayor for a day & criminals are already fleeing New York

If you don't try to draw a map of a bus network, decision-makers will never see how complicated it is. Our firm often draws an agency's first clear map. Its effect is sometimes to show that the service doesn't make sense, which starts the process of improving it. Apps are helpful but maps matter.

I was there when Bono spray painted this thing in 1987. Other than faint nostalgia, I have no strong feelings about its demise, but it’s a little sad that this will probably be the last time I see the Vaillancourt Fountain.

Our infrastructure isn’t ready for what’s coming.

Testing... youtube.com/shorts/Ea-Yb...

Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!

California through certain lenses.

I talked to Al Gore about Bill Gates's climate change memo. He called it "manifestly absurd" and questioned Gates's true motives for releasing it. "He has a lot of irons in the fire with whoever is in power."

#OnThisDay in 1973, Buster Simpson arrived in Seattle and made his first eco-art installation downtown, with fellow artist Chris Jonic. historylink.org/File/10622

Look how they massacred my boy.

I finally did it--I now have the new #Seattle #Petrofuture folded map for sale online. Up until now, the only place to get one was at my recent exhibits at the Georgetown Steam Plant. If you missed those, now you can get one of your own! conspiracyofcartographers.com/product/fold...

Literary Maps: Real Maps for Imaginary Places blogs.loc.gov/loc/2025/12/... Treasure Island at PG: www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/searc... #books #literature

An excerpt from the first Conspiracy of Cartographers blog post. RIP Tom Stoppard. conspiracyofcartographers.com/2019/10/cons...

Damn. Tom was, all round, a scholar and a gent. My dad envied his quietly perfect artist’s wardrobe and treasured his friendship. As did I. Travel well. I hope the wine’s okay.

Last year, I checked the “viscount” box on the British Airways registration. Now my spam begins with “My Lord”

Last year, I checked the “viscount” box on the British Airways registration. Now my spam begins with “My Lord”

I finally did it--I now have the new #Seattle #Petrofuture folded map for sale online. Up until now, the only place to get one was at my recent exhibits at the Georgetown Steam Plant. If you missed those, now you can get one of your own! conspiracyofcartographers.com/product/fold...

This, by @giacgrassi.bsky.social, remains one of the simplest and best climate visuals

Transit Study I Nine gel pens on 24x32cm black paper. New item in the shop! Adding more this weekend. www.timwallace.art/product/tran...

#30DayMapChallenge Day 19: Projections Equal Earth and web Mercator, both aligned at 0, 0.

It's that special time of year we've all been waiting for, happy #GISDay everyone! 🗺️ Here's a mini #AntiquityThread on some of the fantastic #archaeology research published in Antiquity this year that applied this now-indispensable tool 1/6 🧵 🏺

The lines of artificial coastal developments might be neat and straight but in reality, they are fragmenting ecosystems and disrupting hydrodynamics.

Much love to @versharma.bsky.social, who did the lord’s work at @teenvogue.com. What a loss for our industry.

So upset about @teenvogue.com being absorbed into Vogue. Teen Vogue’s political reporting has often been sharper than other mainstream outlets. Now there will be no political staffers left. www.thewrap.com/teen-vogue-e...

All that Christian Jesus, hundreds of years of unchecked wealth and power And still scared of women, black people, trans people, immigrants, rainbow sidewalks, vaccines? Yeah. Loser shit.

We are being ruled by absolute losers

This superb isochrone of travel time by rail in 1882 France has always been one of the most popular prints on the site – and with good reason! transitmap.net/store/produc...

#30DayMapChallenge Day 2: Lines – The Secret Life of Streams 💧 UV light reveals piped streams. Early Wellington was shaped by streams flowing to the harbour. As the city grew, many were piped underground, hidden from sight but still running beneath our feet. #Wellington #Flooding #cartography

Maps have always both granted power and threatened it, depending on who controls the data, the scale and the narrative.

Georeferencing #Alaska #Petrofuture