It should be legal to hit teenagers or schoolkids in a cinema if they're being too noisy and disruptive. I don't think this is controversial at all.

I'm at my local KFC and the in house music is an easy listening smooth jazz version of the lambada. Incredible.

That's not how you spell yoghurt.

Never mind RAM chips, why are lightly salted roasted pistachio nuts so expensive?

Just add tabasco sauce. It'll make anything palatable.

If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...

All I want for Christmas is more YouTube assholes getting their jaws broken on live TV. Doesn't even have to be in a boxing ring.

Another A.I. success story: automaton-media.com/en/news/japa...

Whenever I hear about "environmental storytelling" in video games I always picture a skeleton in a bathtub holding a whiskey bottle.

Every year someone online will post photos of various cherished European Christmas traditions which somehow inexplicably contain blackface.

Stop calling every drab environment with fluorescent lighting 'liminal'. Sometimes it's just a shitty office space or car park.

Surprise me in rehearsal, Glen.

A billion used to mean something.

Just realized that most of the beloved Looney Tunes characters are animals we slaughter and consume.

I yearn to one day become a "well-known local fruitcake with several ongoing legal cases with neighbors and town politicians".

I have always been a big proponent of CHD files.

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If anything, these A.I. dipshits aren't mocked enough.

Fucking cloudflare. Whose brilliant idea was it to route all internet traffic through one single point of failure? Decentralized network my ass.

hot tarmac

Hey Siri, should I be concerned if my shadow is moving independently of me?

You say influencers, but all I see are young women posing in bikinis in a variety of backdrops. What exactly am I supposed to be influenced by?

Why are the quality of ads on YouTube so bad? If all I watch are science videos and lectures on organic chemistry, why do I keep getting these dogshit ads for fake mobile games? Shouldn't I at least get ads related to the stuff I watch?

Welease Wodewick

Thousands of dollars of gaming hardware and software around me and all I want to do is play Double Dragon 2 on a NES emulator.

Good morning. I don't know who did this, but I love you.

Recently bought a M4 Macbook Air which I'm loving so far. I've never used MacOS before, so when I learned how you install applications in MacOS I had to double check I didn't accidentally download a bootleg or cracked version of the app. No, it turns out that's just how you install things in MacOS.

Just finished all my work for the day, it's now time to enjoy a nice hot cup of coffee and go to bed.

I was messing around with a VPN app on my Android TV with hilarious results. Set it to Germany for maximum fun.

VAMPIRE: MASTER OF DARKNESS SIMS CO. 1993 GAME GEAR

if you are in Seattle and you drive by my house prepare for the fright of your life

I will never like or subscribe.

I was going to give Alien: Earth a 9/10 because I genuinely enjoyed it, but the 90s alternative rock at the end of each episode pushes it to 15/10. It's so insane and unexpected every time it happens you have to admire it. High art.

Competitive Microsoft Excel

Everyone has an "Operation Wolf" story. I know I do.

Desperately building data centers hoping to achieve what exactly? Does anyone seriously think that the A.I. generated slop that everyone is already tired of and actively ignores will somehow power the world's economy and raise GDP?

My pet diatom.

If I see ketchup go anywhere near the eggs I'm going to flip the table over and run out the door.

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

This is a real image of what a new solar system looks like. The light from the central star is blocked, so it's possible to see the lanes of cleared-up dust around it. And that small, yellowish blob at lower right? That's a whole, brand new planet.

5 Days Solo Amazon Jungle Survival Adventure: No Food, No Water, No Shelter (just $15,000 worth of FPV drones, backup batteries, GPS, hard-drives, satellite communication and 4K camera equipment)

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