“ Ten. ”

“ Awe man.... Okay. I'll take a non trash hot dog. ”

“ But there was a hot dog in there :( ”

Slowly turning to look at her.

Eating trash.

you're going to die in your best friend's arms, and you play along with it — because it's funny, because it's written and you've memorised it, it's all you know.

This guy just fucking gave birth?????

?????

🦈 if gregory can kick an animatronic out of a car, he can beat a grown man's ass

No :3 { PULLS OUT A BAT. WHACK WHACK WHACK WHACK }

🦈 eheh

{ EVIL CACKLING }

No :3

{ Shoots @asinineego.bsky.social with a bazooka }

WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT????

I am being talked about I can feel it

Deviously giggles

Struts in with his candy bucket.

〘 ’ 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙘𝙚, 𝙬𝙚'𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙞𝙛 𝙬𝙚'𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙧𝙤𝙢 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙉𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚, 𝙬𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙡𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙪𝙥 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙃𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩 ; 𝙂𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙡𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙧𝙢𝙨 . ’ 〙

UGH, well great. Now how are we supposed to read it!

“ Mom would be pissed. ”

" WE'RE NOT KILLING HIM???? "

Oh my god.

" LET'S GOOO!!! "

How long have you known👹

" Yes, he'll have no choice but to eat the glitter soup. "

WHAT. MY MOM LIKES THAT GUY????

" Then we'll ask him nicely. "

WHY ARE YOU SIGHING LIKE THAT

Raven. Why's my mom doing that.

" My mom. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

" . . . STRANGER DANGER, STRANGER DANGER! MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

A skyscraper.

"ⱧɄ₥₳₦ł₮Ɏ ₩łⱠⱠ ฿Ɇ ₵ⱠɆ₳₦₴ɆĐ!" An Independent Portrayal of Niloticus from Pillar Chase 2 LEWD DNI! DARK THEMES AHEAD. Like and Repost! #MVRP #PC2RP #HorrorRP #SFWRP

You are the height of a skyscraper.

Who's gonna tell him.

You're the perfect candidate. You're freakishly tall and thin, just like the thin man.

" Hey, you're right. He's thin AND tall. Perfect candidate! Let's go bully him 👹 "

" HOLY FUCK YOU'RE REAL "

" Hm... but who could we get the dress up as the thin man? "

" WHO THE FUCK ARE YOu"

" I have a smaller version. I can dress it up as the thin man or somehing. "

" Yes. I have the cannon ready. "

🦈 I don't know why my Gregory is a felon, he's just funny like that

“ YES— I mean yes. That would be absolutely perfect. We'll get so much candy, we'll ROB all the houses of their candy. ”

“ I am!! I look so cool. ” 😌 Arms crossed, he feels so cool

Spontaneously combusts into his Mono costume.

This man has sexually harassed at least 3 people that I know of, he has made light of the genocide going on in Palestine, and he refuses to return money he borrowed.

Thank you! It took me four hours to make it. { FOUR HOURS????? 💀 The cannon is quite literally bigger than Gregory. }

I found blueprints for it! It was a little tricky to figure out what components I needed.. { He's very proud of himself. } It's also filled with confetti.