of course i am ✨

🦈 hmmmm

says the one with a chopped bob.

I agree with this statement.

I still agree with my statement, by the way.

Hm..

The Lord squints suspiciously, it's not everyday someone randomly ends up on the planet. Nor on the outskirts of his nation. How strange for such an occurrence. “ Interesting... ” Turning his head away to the surrounding area, a hum is let out. —

《 ♢ 》 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙊𝙍𝙇𝘿'𝙎 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏𝙀𝙎𝙏 𝘼𝘾𝙏𝙊𝙍 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘨𝘦 《 ♢ 》

I'm not whimpering in your ear, Malik.

.... Being what exactly?

{ NC } Why did he offer to sacrifice his ex wife just to hear me whimper in his ear....?

“ You have arms, do you not know how to use them? ”

🏳️‍🌈 ™ “ Malik. ”

Simply approaching @asinineego.bsky.social, and taking a seat on his lap.

【 𝙋𝙃𝙄𝙇𝙊𝙋𝙃𝙊𝘽𝙄𝘼 — [𝙛𝙞𝙡-𝙪𝙝-𝙛𝙤𝙝-𝙗𝙚𝙚-𝙪𝙝 】

I can assure you I don't.

I'm a very busy man, Malik.

I have better things to do.

.... ? Is today national attack Malik day?

Simply messing with the color of the moon. He has turned it pink.

Your honor, I was just furthering the plot.

How peculiar. He takes notice of her curious mannerisms near instantly, the way she looked to him as if she were a mere kitten being the evidence. The guards were ready to raise their weapons, only for him to raise his hand instead to dismiss them. Attention on the traveler in front of him —

🦈 trips and falls

{ TACKLES BITES BITES GNAWS GNAWS BITES CHEWS }

Because I can shapeshift. C'MERE — 👹

Yeah

Malik makes me ovulate

🦈 STOP WHY DID IT READ HIM TO FILTH. WHY IS IT ACCURATE?

🦈 loudly blinks my eyes

Rizzfully approaching @asinineego.bsky.social with the necklace. “ Darling... I have a gift for you. ”

“ I see. . . ” HE'S GRINNING SO EVILLY.

Raising a brow, he takes the necklace. “ Alright.. ? ”

” Oh, I see. Yes, I will give it back to him. ”

“ It was actually him. That's not something I would lie about. ”

“ It was Malik. ”

Over there { POINTS AT THE BLIE FUCKASS CAT MAN }

Yes.... Go get him.

The blue cat man.

Coward.

No way it's the cat.

《 ✧. 𝘏𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘭𝘺 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜 , 𝘕𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 — 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩— 𝘐𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘪𝘵 — 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠𝙨 —? ✧ 》

You heard me.

@asinineego.bsky.social Is it just me or. Do you not know how to properly wash your hair? WHY is it so GREASY? What are you? A greaser from the outsiders??

“ Ah. So I see. Hm, I also have experience as well – just a bit rusty I suppose. ”

“ Oh? So you have experience, then.. ” His head tilts.

Huffing, Tempest goes quiet. Holding Malena up for the apology towards her. The infant looks at her stupid father sadly, sniffling with her tiny ears flattened. Only responding with a sad little coo.

“ I see. They must be working then. ” His gaze falls to his child, who is now fast asleep. Out like a light.

He eyes the flower crown, looking it over before nodding his head in approval. “ What kind of flowers are they? ”

“ Literally. The prettiest in this nation... ” Sighing, his arms rest over his chest after his daughter is taken. The infant's sobs seem to quiet down from the sound of the lullaby.

Ears flickering, he slowly rocks the child in his arms who begins to quiet down from the softened expression. Though, she's still a bit roudy. Another sigh escapes from him, and he's forced to show vulnerability in front of a stranger. Though.. this man is giving suggestions, so he supposed he →