My mom tried to kill me but I ate her in self defense

Teehee

STOP, ELMO MEANT DIABOLICALLY

{ Farts diabetes }

Elmo is 3 1/2 And allergic. 🦶

Elmo is constipated

Elmo led the troops of Sesame Street, and came out victorious during the battle with biki bottom or whatever it's called

Elmo still remembers the war.

Thank you for being my therapist 😁 { he happily walks away 💀 }

move along fuckos, it's my turn to vent

But it's okay cuz I ate the devil and absorbed his powers, so now I'm the king of hell and now I can get revenge on all those who betrayed me when i was dethroned in sesame street

and then i was sent to hell for murdering her

Back in the day I used to be the king of sesame street.. but then that bitch zoe tried to say "No, you can't be the king of sesame street because rocco is!" that damn rock, it took my life as king. i was a good king, and i was betrayed by someone i thought was my friend because of her stupid rock

{ CENSORED }

{ Grows toes and fingers with skin }

{ EXPLODES EVERYONE }

Its true, its true! And the other thing is, my sister had a baby and I took it over after she passed away and the baby lost all its legs and arms and now its just a stump but I take care of it with my wife and... and its growing and its fairly happy... and its difficult because I'm working a sec

Elmo drank too much water

{ BITES. CHRWS OFF FLESH }

Elmo hungers for grass

{ Pees on }

{ Pees everywhere }

{ Sees @androidb0dy.bsky.social It's on SIGHT. BITES CHOMPS CHOMPS BITES CHEWS GNAWS }

Die

// bsky.app/profile/did:... Pspsps, here's my other accs if anyone wants em

New icon, Elmo feels pretty

No way that post is getting likes from irl NSFW accounts. GO AWAY

Elmo disowns you

Elmo is going to stop you there. Elmo needs no father. Elmo is thriving. Elmo is king of HELL Elmo is king of SESAME STREET. Elmo does NOT need YOU

What

. . . Where did you get that

Begone from my presence

No

{ Squints. Projectile vomits on The red imposter }

This is why Hawkmoth's wife is dead.

??? Absolutely not. Now begone.

{ wiggles toe } No.

{ PANICS AND EATS THE BUTTERFLY }

{ Devours Dr. Evil McEvilFace. }

Elmo hopes Elmo doesn't get akumatized

NO

ELMO IS FUCKING STARVING AUGH

AUGH AUGH AUGH AUGHA UUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AJKHDASJHKF,KO;LKFLSAKLFKASLJFLKASJLK,MKLDSAJKLF

{ Turns SansUndertale into cocaine }

{ God mods /j }a

{ Devours you before you can get Rocco }

There are people outside of Elmo's circle finding Elmo's post......

Yes you