quote reskeet this post if you can beat my ass

we need a roguelike that causes seizures

bringing one of my favourite tweets over here

whatever, whether he wants their oil, the entire region, or to suspend elections, it sure as shit isn't gonna save them from the midterms lmao

imagine if Venezuela wins

I realized I won't get paid much (if at all) during these two last weeks of December. It'd be a great help if you could help with our groceries and our daily bread. We're so close, if I got paid this week, we could go on our own... A last Christmas gift would be so appreciated. 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️

that the most anti-EU people are also the most racist crypto bros, only solidifies my support for the EU

I really hope people don't flood this with fake reports. It would be a shame really.

It would be a real pity if lots and lots of people submitted false reports making the system completely useless on their complaint webform that can be found here: www.texasattorneygeneral.gov/texas-womens...

yes Mr. President this will definitely help your approval rating. yes you will definitely rule forever

some masc cock would fix me rn

any news i hear of the gov't trying to roll back trans rights, healthcare, and put bounties on trans rights activists, my natural reaction is always "lol ok try" it is more effective than you may think

every doompost on social media that projects on you, is a psyop to get you to kill yourself

fat 70-year-old greaseball who insists he's 100% Italian reminiscing to his anglophile son when America's image was this:

@vivziepop.bsky.social flag for Hell. hire me

fem bottoms x masc tops:

isn't it odd that the "winners" can never shut up about the "losers"

REPOST TO DELAY HALFLIFE 3

new business idea courtesy of myself and @yourpalhal.bsky.social: a pub-orphanage called the Tumbling Toddler

idk what it is with this influx of Japanese HuskerDust fans but i fw it

The reason they're coming after this place is because they can't control the people on it and it drives them nuts.

i probably wouldn't mind republicans wanting to ditch the monarchy if a good chunk of them weren't these guys

is French UwU pronounced eiux weaux

This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.

Father's Day on Pride Month, call that shit Daddy's Day

"GAYISM IS DYING!! WE ARE WINNING!!" no it isn't, and no you aren't "B-B-BUT TARGET REMOVED PRIDE SHIT" and they're suffering "PRIDE EVENTS ARE BEING CANCELLED!!!" better luck next year happy pride month, everyone :)

there's at least one person in the world who's socially progressive but aesthetically 1950s American conservative i'm talking gay fem-masc couples going out for malt shakes and they're going to see a drive-in movie later

remember: if transphobes ever won, they wouldn't keep constantly crying over trans people

Turns out they were load bearing pronouns

the year is 2037. the US has split into two countries: a liberal continuation of the United States, and the Dank Memeocracy of Kekistan (Elon death cult)

people are calling this the "Chinese century". i don't think so. i think this is the everyone-but-America century

if nothing else, this is the dumbest administration i've ever seen lmao

who the fuck actually listens to these losers like Ye, Joe Rogan, etc. whenever these dudes go off the deep end i have to imagine that no one’s taking their bullshit seriously

Might save a life.

i said it before and i'll say it again, i'm skeptical of any poll that claims that Americans are becoming less accepting of gay marriage of course though, i'm skeptical of polling in general

A decade ago, I went on book tour with Sybil Lamb. We did 32 cities across the US/Canada, read with dozens of writers and met hundreds of people. So many of them are now dead. All of them are transsexuals. The oldest didn't make it to 50. I say this because I want you to live and I'm going to too.

I saw this and thought it might might help some people if I shared it on here.

i look at the current trans moral panic, and then i remember... Obama in 2008 couldn't even come out in support of gay marriage. assuming all of these "LGB without the T" conservatives actually do support the LGB and gay marriage, who's to say we can't push them further later?

idea: minstrel shows but for making fun of transphobes (good) instead of making fun of black people (bad)

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent. Opportunities are everywhere. Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

read the 2025 revision of the US constitution and all it did was call me gay and jewish

Wishing everyone everywhere peace and inspiration. Come what may, let us stand strong for all that is right and just. Let us defend those who are being mistreated, and live with kindness and respect as Martin Luther King hoped we would . Our task is clear. ❤️

In light of recent happenings, never forget: Carry onwards and keep living

america in 2028, maybe

even if Trump does make it so that the government ONLY recognizes male and female genders, it's basically already too late. we have more trans visibility now than you could possibly imagine. regardless, fight and win