Nice!

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social Trump does and says what and when evs, but like a grounded 12-year old won’t be allowed to attend the Super Bowl!

@drewmagary.bsky.social Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show from the Top Rope The Irish Wolfhound has the speed to catch a wolf, the strength to kill it, and the fury to want to! Also, this breed is great with small children. Why not just give your kids Lawn Darts or Happy Fun Ball while you’re at it!

@michelleroy78.bsky.social Him: What kind of dog is that! Me: Bernese Mountain Dog H: Burmese? Like, from Burma? M: Bingo!

@michelleroy78.bsky.social Friend: Why do you eat Babybel Cheese? Me: They’re a great source of calcium. Friend: Why do you eat 30 of them?

The moon is Waxing Gibbous. That’s also what I call my special alone time.

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social You can’t win a Thank You Contest with Lawrence O’Donnell.

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social FMK Kristi Noem, Karoline Leavitt, Pam Bondi… I’ll wait. Not since Joshua figured out in War Games that Global Thermonuclear War couldn’t be won has there been such an unsatisfying venture.

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social Showing your parents how to crop photos on their i-Phone is like teaching Kindergarteners making art with macaroni shells: the end result is unsatisfying and you can count on someone crying.

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social It’s 18 degrees in Austin, but the weed is making it feel colder.

“It’s Miller Time!” —-Cancer

Chicks dig the spiral!

@drewmagary.bsky.social “Thanks Erin!”

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social They want us to believe their narrative. We want the world to believe their eyes.

@drewmagary.bsky.social Hyundai Palisade Hybrid failed to make the final character Rainn Wilson ironically delivering Dwight ‘tude to Krasinski. You expected it the whole time, right? Me too. And then…nope.

Minorities: “See?”

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social In such a serious and tumultuous time it was reassuring for CBS Evening News ball washer Tony Dokoupil say he’ll have an update for us Monday on the cold weather.

@drewmagary.bsky.social The most powerful image I’ve seen.

@drewmagary.bsky.social Not a hater. Used to take her Cadillac to her and Dick Enberg mid-90s when arriving to call Rockets in the Finals. But..I figured out what about her delivery grates: She sounds like Kramer’s girlfriend Toby who heckled Jerry, who reciprocated in kind by heckling her at work.

@drewmagary.bsky.social Figured it out: The issue with Hannah Storm is a delivery that sounds like an impersonation of Sex in the City’s “Samantha.” I don’t watch the show. I know what she sounds like. So do you.

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social I’m digging TV with no Christmas commercials.

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social Nailing the final note of The Office intro like the keyboard player for Rainbow off the top of the rack stack is as insane in the membrane that I ever get anymore!

@drewmagary.bsky.social Soldier Field looks like David Attenborough should be narrating penguins.

@drewmagary.bsky.social Aikman said the quiet part out loud: “Houston’s best strategy is to keep their Offense off the field.”

@drewmagary.bsky.social This game has more turnovers than Dolly Madison!

@drewmagary.bsky.social Does the Spaceballs Helmet afford the player Ludicrous Speed?

@michelleroy78.bsky.social Will you be watching the NFL Playoff games this weekend?

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social I’m not convinced “Pole to Pole” is the best title for Will Smith’s new documentary.

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social It’s remarkable they haven’t run out of drug names.

@drewmagary.bsky.social How ‘bout we get on the team-specific Mini Helmet-designed “Slides” so you can turn your Vikings Hoodie strings into a Bollo Tie.

@drewmagary.bsky.social Tonight’s game has more Ted Nugent than Double Live Gonzo!

@drewmagary.bsky.social Aaron Rodgers’ cadence has more sixteenth notes than Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social Anyone else catatonically dazed on several floors of their ol’ Brain Hotel? I was moved in The Pianist at the execution for the poor sweet frightened girl’s question, “Where are you taking us?” and it’s the same, Same, SAME thing that just happened to Renee Nicole Good.

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social This is a rude imposing presumption, but, no one should have the desire to experience the energy of The Bone Temple. <Dennis Miller comedic interlude> Watching 🏈 “Crissakes I’m rooting for touchdowns over here and now Satan is screaming at me through my own flat screen!”

@drewmagary.bsky.social The NFL’s additional Tarzan Loin Cloth for white football pants is ridonk. Necessary, but ridonk nonetheless.

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social The date of Trump’s funeral will be a National Holiday…but not the way Trump thinks it will be.

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social Am I the only one a little more on edge than I need to be due to all the Killer Monkey movie commercials?

@drewmagary.bsky.social Why is this generation’s Stud QBs letting us down this Holiday Season?

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social While we’re at it complaining about the lack of transparency on the Epstein files… I want information on the Dad-Body Jackass with a perm who’s chewing gum with his cocktail.

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social Happy Christmas Eve Day Drinking to all who celebrate!

@drewmagary.bsky.social Outstanding that a shot of Rivers’ packed skybox is his kids.

@drewmagary.bsky.social The Ravens can’t have nice things.

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social If you’re hiring, getcha an employee like the ones that, even though having been literally blown out of the water and their boat incinerated beyond utility, were still attempting to complete their crime and as such deserved several more Quarter Million Dollar missiles.

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social Chuck Schumer is like talking shit to a shark from the sand.

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social Carpe diem… Will you be brave? (It’s a thinker.)

@drewmagary.bsky.social I like when burly defensive lineman helps their QB celebrate a TD pass he just threw by raising him five feet in the air like a 7-year old! “Who’s a good boy…? YOU’RE a good boy!”

@drewmagary.bsky.social Nothing sews the seeds for an impending imminent deep dark winter like the sound of CBS College Hoops theme music.

@drewmagary.bsky.social Did I just see Anton Chigurh on the Packers sideline?

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social “Anzalone” sounds like a style of chicken. “Yeah, gimme a plate of Chicken Anzalone with Fettuccine Alfredo and a Caesar salad.”

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social Did you catch the Laura Trump cackle on Bill Maher? Video is cued to incident.