@deadheadgirly.bsky.social Leave it to the Cowboys to be excited about being down 2 Touchdowns to 2 Points.

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social Those “Bagels” are exhausting!

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social I’m a little too proud of this:

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social Serious question…? Totally not trying to be funny. How do we make sure the world knows that we too are appalled at him and by the fools with whom we share this country that put him in office?

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social What spread of food do you have in front of you for the game?

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social America, look what you just did. You popped the bully right in his nose and he’s bleeding and crying. He’s a complete pussy. Don’t stop now. His pathetic supporters will drop like flies. Continue exposing him.

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social They’re HIS $Million at stake, not mine… But, if Jimmy doesn’t look right into the camera tomorrow night and say, “Hey Donald, ‘F-You’ and everyone else in your corrupt administration that thought they could silence Free Speech!” I’ll be disappointed.

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social Loving your Lions! FCK it!

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social When you’d rather be a hat rack!

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social Is there a way to fly my flag HIGHER!

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social Before I express consolation to FCKits regarding the shooting of Charlie, I’d like to frame my sentiments along the lines of how they would address the killing of MLK Jr, Malcolm X, or 6 Million Jews.

@drewmagary.bsky.social James Hudson is to NY Giants Offensive Line play what Jerry Jones is to personnel management.

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social So sad when the first time in Fall that a hot day of blue skies fails to beckon one pool-side to its clear cool water. Sun is lower in the sky; Halloween is six weeks away, immediately followed by nine weeks of Christmas running roughshod over Thanksgiving. Summer’s gone.

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social So sad when the first time in Fall that a hot day of blue skies fails to beckon one pool-side to its clear cool water. Sun is lower in the sky; Halloween is six weeks away, immediately followed by nine weeks of Christmas running roughshod over Thanksgiving. Summer’s gone.

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social Today’s FBI!

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social Every ICE Agent gives off STRONG Ashley Babbitt vibes. …but not quite strong enough.

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social I think I saw you reference Garbage? LOVE Shirley Manson! It’s like if Bush was fronted by a chick instead of Gavin Rossdale.

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social 🎶 Da zuhn ta zuhn ta tuhn, Da zuhn ta zuhn ta tuhn And here’s to you … 🎶

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social If Gislaine Maxwell is at the Kash Patel briefing we will never see the Epstein Files.

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social The pendulum they swung and refused to halt is the gear that will grind their destruction.

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social His final words were the ultimate “Hold My Beer.”

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t have seen this earlier, but I think you’d get a kick out of it, or at least a chuckle.

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social Is your name a flavor, character, or adjective?

@whatsjo.bsky.social if you don’t start posting funny things more frequently then I’m going to wait longer.

@andyrichter.co Please oh please watch till the end!

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social Swedish Fish or Gummi Bears? Mike and Ikes or Skittles? Sour Patch Kids or Nerds? Laffy Taffy or Licorice?

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social I know it’s been a busy weekend of football, slumber parties, and Bar-B-Que induced meat-sweats food coma… But at the US Open tonight Aryna Sabalenka looks like a cross between a ballerina, girl celebrating her quincinera, and Xena the Warrior Princess!

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social Thought you could use a pine-scented rainbow!

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social Lunch today is Caprese Salad ‘neath the arbor!

@bluesnowflake.bsky.social I read your Bio as “I’m always jerking on here…” and no I didn’t.

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social Micah Parsons trade reaction?

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social Regarding the US Open, which I realize you’re only at best catching on a fleeting and distracted basis… (I mean come on, How much sports can a girl be expected to watch while maintaining her position as resident Warrior Hottie!) Carlos Alcaraz has gone full Tyler Durden!

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social Been watching a few days of tennis: Complete rock stars that move around the court effortlessly and thump the ball with both power and precision. Gonna go play for a couple of hours. Watching excellence should result is a high level of play from me, right? Right…? Hello?

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social This is how I imagine the karaoke portion of this weekend’s Pizza Slumber Party will go down! Are you going to sing the Unicorn part, or the “Bear Mouse” part? m.youtube.com/watch?v=m2ua...

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social How long would the line be to smack his hand bruise?

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social Are you watching the US Open this tournament? Do you play tennis?

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social Wait…! Monday TOMORROW? I’d like to lodge an official complaint.

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social Please tell me that can of PBR was so cold it was painful to the touch! You’re a trooper for drinking beer out of a can, but I’m such a princess I prefer a chilled glass or bottle!

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social I bet on NFL Football based on the favored team’s spread and previous week’s performance of ratio of BIG big plays versus that opponent. Secret sauce is a Point Spread Adjustment Multiplier based on the size of the opening spread. 65% reg season, 85% post. I sit Week 1.

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social Yup. Weber Grill… Charcoal and Tongs. Thatzit.

@deadheadgirly.bsky.social Countdown to the weekend! Hot dress, cute skirt, or sick jeans?

Does the guy on the Swiffer commercial complaining that mopping is hard work not realize that he could cut the hassle in half by not slinging the bucket of water all over the house?

Is this thing on?

Perfect SteakHouse Experience: Top Shelf (obvs.) Gin Martini (Again, obvs.) Double Gin and Tonic Shrimp Cocktail Escargot Glass of Maybach Filet, Medium Baked Potato, loaded Squash Medley Chocolate Decadence Ice Fucking Cold Coca-Cola Tamped Marlboro Red lit with a Zippo. Your kiss.

When you have a Reply Alert…but instead of her, it’s only someone that thinks you’re hilarious.

@hollydayz248459.bsky.social What a BEAUTIFUL beach pic!

Wealthy Texan Trophy Hunter killed by unprovoked “Black Death” Cape buffalo. “Unprovoked” is how the hunter could have been fairly described by the last beast he killed.

SomeBEAR, under the rainbow…