five years ago, I didn’t go out I didn’t dance I didn’t do drugs I didn’t post nudes I didn’t even take my shirt off in public now I’ll spend a weekend with my husband, in a jockstrap and a pup hood, high on four substances, making out with strangers, dancing until my body breaks I love my life

Otto likes protest #nokings

Sometimes Otto is real bad and needs to be caged

Bringing rope to the bar more often. He he. @mondomonioum.bsky.social @slipperyotto.bsky.social @pup-phobic.bsky.social