This won the Internet today

its super upsetting that there's two good yuri anime airing rn and you can't legally watch either in north america

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Happy International Women's Day to my sisters and cisters. 💜♀️⚧️🩷

I'm a "one bitten, twice shy" kinda girl

Another round of disappointment for the birthday girl

I don't wanna hear music from any 'industry plants' unless they look like this!

A lil head never hurt anybody 😏

Had a better birthday than I expected. But now today is just another Wednesday ☺️

we all need to do this

Aim for your heart, shoot for the stars ⭐

It's my birthday and I'll have zero expectations. You can't disappoint me if the bar is that low 😏

turn a picture from your gallery black and white

Random thought: Born alone die alone is when you're there for everyone's birthday but nobody's there for yours 😊

Can you feel it Mr Krabs?

@hazingarizona.bsky.social You, Me, Birthday Shenanigans tonight 😋

80's music is for boomers...... Unless you're having fun spinning round and round dancing your ass off to it😻

Really really excited for my possible date tonight. I'm also nervous because I want her to have a great time and make midnight special for her

GameBoy had a lot of underrated games. Like Super Mario Land 2 or the Wario World series

Oh Behave!!!!

Abusive relationships aren't always physical. The worst ones can be financial and emotional....

Anyone judging others for not having a car should be spayed, neutered and then hit on the head with a rolled up newspaper

Ummmm both? Tall violent woman with cinny rolls

Living life to the fullest to celebrate the existence of Cassandra Fear. You will be missed but never replaced

Danced on stage Did feral girl stuff Arm wrestled the best strong girls around Woke up today feeling appreciative of life I love sapphic nights

I'm really good at keeping secretions

The terms of the merger aren’t to your liking, counselor? Well, let’s just say I have experience with hostile takeovers

I now come with kung fu grip!

Some days I just don't feel like makeup or looking cute. I call it Boymode just to make it more dramatic 🤣

Remember: you were born in a time period with flush wipes, lemon scented napkins, and wireless sex toys

quoteskeet with a no makeup selfie

I don't live life to be perfect, Just a bit insane

Pros and cons of wisdom teeth removed: Pro: you're a girl with more holes Con: less teeth to chew meat with

So...... ALL WOMEN ARE WOMEN

yet we cannot lose sight: we must preserve what we have left

Severely delusional, passionately emotional, but surrounding by loving caring people am I

This is what it means to become a Pokemon master huh? Man turned his ass cavities into a Pokedex

There's a rare NB boymode sighting tonight 😳 (Alt text: I'm too lazy to shave🤣)

Drinking and Dysphoria do not mix! Especially when you didn't order the dysphoria

Trans people reskeet with a nice photo of yourself!

I just want a male FWB that gets my pronouns right, calls me a good girl and isn't secretly a bottom. Yes I am very delusional

Hey fun fact: A lot of SW tips come from other SWers. We literally pass around the same couple bucks to support each other because of how rough things have been. This is why we ask people to share our content, interact with us and support us in general. Tip sex workers.

Normalize Wine drinking in bubble baths!

Doctor's say I have scoliosis and that my spine is slightly curved. That's not the only place I have a slight curve 😋.......

you are a girl ! you love being a girl ! it feels so good to be a girl ! you love being feminine ! you love your feminine body ! you are confident in your femininity ! you have the girl magic ! you feel the girl magic whenever you feel feminine ! you feel so good being so feminine !

geeks, nerds and weirdos selfie thread! Remembering my favorite night that I mostly can't remember

Happy Feral Week

Present? I AM THE PRESENT 🎁

POST A 5 ⭐ ALBUM AND NOMINATE 5 CUTIES TO DO THE SAME It's hard to find his Hip-hop albums I can listen to without skipping, but Migos somehow did just that by dropping dead weight member Offset. Proving that addition by subtraction really works.