really loved getting to have this chat with @keersteemack.bsky.social for @xraylitmag.bsky.social. and she's incredibly kind in the intro! "Tacoma has all the hallmarks of a Burch book—nostalgia, magic, fun, optimism, friendship, and more heart than almost any other writer doing it today."

Skipping AWP to watch Padres spring training and drink my body weight in Pacifico. Hallelujah.

MORE SEXIER BOOKS

Yooooo! Idk how many of you this could apply to, but I'll be doing an event at Literati in Ann Arbor for the release of TACOMA in a couple weeks! Tuesday, Feb. 10, 6:30 pm. I'm excited! literatibookstore.com/event/2026-0...

The gates are opening again. Apocalypse Party is accepting submissions and pitches, with reading beginning at the end of March. We’ll be choosing only a handful of manuscripts, so send us the work you believe in most. If you’ve been waiting for the right moment to send us your work, this is it.

YOU’LL NEVER SHIT ALONE: A Guide to Parenting by D.T. Robbins

JFC Twitter sucks so bad

I have a new story up today over at @lofipod.bsky.social that is about many things like torment, friendship, orgies, and nuns. Thank you for including it, and thank you for reading it. www.lofimag.com/dt-robbins

new story by D.T. Robbins is up on the lofimag.com annnnnd we have a new lil section to the site with the episodes of people who have been published on the site lofimag.com

new classic @dtrobbins.bsky.social ripper just dropped on @lofipod.bsky.social "Dave and his girlfriend, Leslie, broke up, and he says he needs to get her out of his system by any means necessary. The orgy is a means." www.lofimag.com/dt-robbins

Is this place cooler than Twitter? The bar is low, I know, but still curious.

Hello, I forgot I am here.

My publisher @dtrobbins.bsky.social @rejectionlit.bsky.social got my book into the UC Berkeley library, my dad's alma mater, and my family group text is losing its absolute shit. MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!

Super fun to be on the Xmas episode of Micro Podcast with @sfreligh.bsky.social @karismaprice.bsky.social and @dtrobbins.bsky.social micropodcast.org/podcast/klei...

#AWP25 haul. Books by: @gracelp.bsky.social @samuelashworth.bsky.social @zoebossiere.bsky.social @andrewbertaina.bsky.social @aaronburch.bsky.social @kevinrmaloney.bsky.social @dtrobbins.bsky.social @wwwwkurtcom.bsky.social (among others)

"My buddy, DT, texts me and our other buddy, Kevin, that he has an idea. I have an idea, he texts." Like a year ago, @dtrobbins.bsky.social texted me & @kevinrmaloney.bsky.social about writing a book, which turned into KFF, but first I wrote this, which now is like origin story/bonus material.

babe, wake up! @kevinmkearney.bsky.social's novel, FREELANCE, is available for pre-order!!! asterismbooks.com/product/free...

Nobody brings the big, beautiful, unruly, grotesque prose like D.T. Robbins. So stoked to publish his newest, "Like a Tsunami Barreling Toward the Shore," up today over at @poolpartymag.com 🔥

If you love horror like me, this one is a thing of nightmares 🫨

coming out of obscurity today to share my first straightforward attempt at horror and to say thank you to @kevinrmaloney.bsky.social and @femmeintheory.bsky.social for publishing this over at @poolpartymag.com. hope y'all enjoy it.

Wrote my first legit, straightforward horror short story. Celebrating by overly critiquing it and believing it to be utter ass until someone accepts it. Thanks.

gulped this down in one sitting. i really needed something gruff and irreverent and droll. thanks for writing it @dtrobbins.bsky.social

only 2 copies of LEASING left at Asterism! asterismbooks.com/product/leas...

I’m about to watch The Crow remake. Am I depressed?

Just watched a Tik Tok of this third grader crying because everyone in his class except him got invited to some other kid’s birthday party, and now my whole day is ruined.

today is my birthday and my family put up this sign to tell me how old I am now please go buy my book to wish me a happy birthday and make me famous and rich tysm (a.co/d/hkhgbVw)

happy birthday @dtrobbins.bsky.social, who appears in my next book, & also to my brother, who I don't have much of a relationship with, a fact I almost never even think about, oh yeah, also, have you read my novel, about two brothers who don't have much of a relationship? americanbuffalobooks.org

I DID IT!!

I guess you could say my person style is: never knowing what my personal style is but always one step away from an actual, literal existential crisis. I do own a lot of rad shoes and pants tho.

heading to the post office today to ship some of these beautifies out. hmu if you wanna cop one 143 ily buh-bye bbz

This book is really special. Can’t recommend these stories enough. Get it as soon as you can!!!

Oh hey what's this??? Check out my book trailer for HORSE GIRL FEVER over at @vol1brooklyn.bsky.social 🔥🔥🔥 www.vol1brooklyn.com/2024/12/10/h...

Got a bunch of copies of LEASING! $16 shipped, signed, and with some biznus cards! HMU FOO!

Really nice people saying really nice things about LEASING makes me really happy.

Just learned about filial laws. Feel like I’ve got a whole-ass novel already written in my head about this.

drinking Winter Lager, grilling smash burgers, and listening to Christmas music. I’m so fucking punk.

every time I read mainstream, popular fiction, I get pissed off and depressed because of how boring and bland the thing is.

TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO PREORDER GIRL ON GIRL BY @emilylauracosta.bsky.social!! rejectionletters.bigcartel.com/product/girl...

if my book doesn’t win some kind of award, you’re all dead to me (respectfully)

Stand by this. Get Sean’s book!!

I wanna watch Heretic so bad.

my favorite new(ish) addition to the horror genre is all the children’s characters (Mickey Mouse, Winnie the Pooh, Popeye, Peter Pan) becoming absolutely un-fucking-hinged killers.

I will never like Father John Misty. NEVER.

starting a starter pack for all the WIPs I never finished

If you're like me, you're probably saying, "Wait, I'm already supposed to be motherfucking Xmas shopping?" Luckily @clashbooks.bsky.social & @rejectionlit.bsky.social have taken the guesswork out of Xmas. The "Story Collection 3x Pre-Order" is the perfect gift for mom, Nana & your weird nephew Timmy

whenever people call me delusional, I just remember that they're not real

my favorite part about being a writer who has kids is watching horror on the faces of my writers without kids as I explain to them the everyday shit I deal with.

making sure my macros are on point so I can be a more better writer

Another exquisite Small Press Nite this weekend at Book Catapult with extraordinary readings by Manuel Paul López, @lexikentmonning.bsky.social, @jacjemc.bsky.social, and @dtrobbins.bsky.social.

Today’s a great day to tell everyone on the internet how much you love my novel, LEASING! www.goodreads.com/book/show/21...