This is out now 🥰 www.full-stop.net/2025/09/23/i...

I got to interview one of my favorite writers ever, @wendyortiz.com, for @fullstopmag.bsky.social! To me, Wendy exemplifies the kind of artist so many of us aspire to be: always working and publishing on her own terms, turning hard lived moments into beautiful art. www.full-stop.net/2025/09/23/i...

And Trump

Had to sell my @nin.com tix for tonight because I’m too pregnant. Still celebrated new NIN though, with my favorite Etsy purchase of all time.

My team rarely hires because our average team tenure is 9 years (!), but we're hiring for a Customer Support Advocate now! Are you in PST, MST or HST? Apply and come work with me and my wonderful team @buffer.com ---> buffer.com/journey/51d5...

Wherever we go after we die, I know my Grandma is welcoming Robert Redford there with enthusiasm, and to complete her mission of hooking up with him, which she talked about wanting to do frequently.

Truly the crossover event of my LIFE, Niina and Autofocus!!! I can't WAIT for this book!

Last night I watched as a man raised his phone and took a photo, not of the two men on stage in front of us, but instead, intentionally cropping out Steven Spielberg to take a badly framed photo of just Paul Thomas Anderson.

The merch at Serj Tankian’s coffee shop is 🤌

My friend David's vanity plate rules

Sometimes (SOMETIMES) it's "[Person] and I." But it's NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER, EVER "[Person] and I's." "I's" isn't the possessive. "I's" isn't a word. You wouldn't say "I's favorite restaurant is ___" so why are you saying "[Person] and I's favorite restaurant is ___"

My 14 year old niece just got her first phone and I was the first person she texted, so

Can I hire some kind of firing squad to inject every vaccine into my body ASAP before they're all taken away from us?

Stopped at a red light, made eye contact with a little boy walking in the crosswalk with his dad and smiled at them, little dude held up a stick he found to show me and I gave him a thumbs up and he gave me a thumbs up back.

Eating dinner at El Coyote while I'm 7.5 months pregnant

I keep waking up thinking there's an earthquake, but it's just my unborn baby having hiccups and rattling my whole body

I'm EXTREMELY here for Wife Swap, drummer edition. (I'm a Freese head all the way)

Some of the @rejectionlit.bsky.social fam (including photographer @squeakypig.bsky.social — I’m sorry I doubted your vision for this shot) at the @autofocusbooks.bsky.social reading last night! @dtrobbins.bsky.social & Sean Moeller and me!

Man wearing a shirt that says “I don’t drink too much, I drunk just enough” in line at the DMV.

Angelenos, come out on Wednesday night to Stories for the book launch and reading for @autofocusbooks.bsky.social's new compilation, IF I CAN BE HONEST! I'm so excited to celebrate Autofocus and the incredible writing it continues to shepherd into the world!

Submit my artist statement below? So...you think I'm an artist? *twirls hair*

Just imagine the Colbert/Conan kiki!

Trying to figure out who to contact at the medical building for security footage of the old lady's dentures falling out of her mouth to the ground, then my 7 months pregnant ass trying to pick them up for her

Small child in full Mario costume, giant hat and mustache included, in the doctor's waiting room, setting the vibe.

Come celebrate the launch of the Autofocus Books anthology, IF I CAN BE HONEST, with us at Stories on July 23rd! 🖤🍰

Adidas not carrying maternity tracksuits in the United States...our people live and die in our sweats, this is a no-brainer, business-wise.

I curated my Sad Girl Summer Must-Haves from Urban Outfitters (where you can buy my book, The Burden of Joy)! It includes elder millennial items like sunscreen, sneakers & a water bottle, so you can stay protected, supported, & hydrated while setting the vibe. Links in thread!

I, too, would like to weep into Reggie Miller’s arms right now.

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

This made me cry lol

I didn't do a Father's Day post, but something everyone should know is that when my Dad got a hip replacement, he changed his ringtone to Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie"

I told my boyfriend I didn't think he'd be allowed at the No Kings protest because he's my king, and he looked repulsed

Having parainfluenza while pregnant is one of the least dope things to ever happen to me

Chet Holmgren looks uncannily like an indie lit bro, so slouchy and malnourished.

We all know who should coach the Knicks, come on.

Sly Stone cut me off in traffic once on Barham Blvd like 15 years ago in his van. He was wearing all silver and had a white mohawk. It was an honor. Also the only way to de-grump a post-nap toddler I nannied for was to play and dance to his music with her. RIP, legend 🩶

I really can never believe it when I get to interview and correspond with my favorite writers. Currently editing an interview I'm so excited about, with an author who's peeked at me from the cover of her book on my nightstand in my last 4 homes over 11 years.

My book, DT's book, and Emily's book are all available now through Urban Outfitters online and in select stores! Kinda feel bad about the time I accidentally stole a bra from there. Assuage my guilt and pick up a copy of THE BURDEN OF JOY from them! It's a @rejectionlit.bsky.social‬ party!

My unborn baby was popping off in utero after that Hali shot. I've already imparted the most important life lesson: ball is life.

RFK Jr can eat absolute shit. Signed, A furious and terrified pregnant woman

I wish these Pacers/Knicks games were on Letterboxd.

Jacaranda season in LA 💜🥹

Live shot from my house

Basketball so great it makes a 20 weeks pregnant woman (me) forget to eat dinner (unprecedented).

I have no problems with the way Shai Gilgeous-Alexander plays and think he's a worthy MVP recipient.* *I also acknowledge my hyphen bias.

I deleted the Co-Star app; I am free

Absolutely love this essay by @melissacuisine.bsky.social (and relate to MANY of the reasons!): roifaineantarchive.wixsite.com/rf-arc-hive/...

Living the life I was always meant to live in my second trimester: all I do is eat, fart, nap, cry, and dress like Adam Sandler.

A Chicago VIRGO pope?!