guys he was just walking down the hall singing a dr dog song i was like thats literally my favorite band... but then he was like thats the only song ik so LOL but still heart attack

every time im not like HIIII my coworker is like are you ok?? stop ASKING ME THAT i will fuck you

institute days are so weird like everyones dressed like normal people and openly complaining to our bosses faces all day lol its just aired grievances day

i was good yesterday i feel sk1nny today. even tho im the same weight LOL

when i say this i dont mean exclusively watched by but euph0r1a is for people who will say "this says a lot about our society" but cant and wont elaborate

im soo thirsty i could drink a swimming pool

the only good part of me being fat rn is i have such a nice juicy ass just genetically ... god put all my points in my butt and eyes and made everything else hideous

i love to make my husband try to guess the top 10 most popular pairings on ao3 for every show he likes its so funny

despite being bi i have very few female blorbos but HER i love her. wife

i am going to be fat this summer its too late ik i said my new deadline is my friends wedding in the fall so im trying to just stay focused and not feel despair but knowing how huge im gonna be all summer is depressinggg i rly need to lock in as much as i can rn

anyone else just assume everyone dislikes them and doesnt want to talk to them even if someone has repeatedly demonstrated or even EXPLICITLY EXPRESSED that they like you and want to talk to you :(

so funny to show up to work with a full face of makeup but my hair is just actively wet and tangled

havent related to something lately as much as this video i just saw of a couple doing tiktok dances w their couples therapist captioned that this is easier than talking LMAO

try not to ruin all your wl progress in 3 days Mode: impossible

no not me white people smiling at him girl give a dazzling one

none of you prolly even saw it but im still so mad about what now ex mutual said to me yesterday to be clear yall do not know me well enough to be mean. im not talking about calling me out for being shitty i mean agreeing with me when im being self deprecating and insulting me out of nowhere.

whenever i wear dresses my coworkers are like YOU LOOK SO CUTE and today its like no girl im just bleeding out the butt and need to be able to wear shorts under my clothes without it looking like a diaper

this moved me to tears

wearing black shorts under my clothes and bringing changes of underwear in case things go south again lmaooo i hate my life why do i have to be dying in a gross way

im rare in that my mom isnt even slightly dis0rdered her body image and food habits are soo normal its my dad who was bul1mic in college and passed on dis0rdered behavior albeit unintentionally not like alm0nd dad behavior lol

idk what im gonna do tomorrow im literally just r3ctal bl33ding through all of my clothes i dont have pads or larger underwear at all i have no defenses lol

riding bike for my mental health

i am having a shit day and everything is just kicking me while im down is2g

have to go home early from work because im bleeding from both holes so bad its bleeding through my clothes ok 👍

crashed out on some kids pretty much the only thing i cant tolerate is people who are apathetic like how hard is it to care about SOMETHING im not saying you have to care about school you dont even have to care that YOURE alive at least care that WE'RE alive at least offer US the respect

already off to a bad start in terms of not trying to get my coworkers attention and being normal

i love my cat and i need to starve

im so full of myself for someone who hates herself like why am i simultaneously thinking I have the it factor. I am that girl. I am the total package. I should kill myself because I'm a fat loser

i was like lol my coworker and i were so normal friday ig my obsession is over. then he just said hi to me when i wasnt even facing him on my way into the bathroom and the second the door closed i silently screamed LMAO

we went to a sch00l of rock show that my student was in yesterday and wow im rly inspired today by the hard work and passion of those kids ... i want to be like them

need to lose weight so i can feel comfortable having *** w my husband without a second thought

we found 82 mor3ls today thats actually crazy for this early in the year literally cl1mate ch4nge yall in the flesh

i had a great weekend with my husband thanks @ him for reminding me why i love you

i dont think "people go right as they age" has any truth i think some people acquire generational wealth and become more right wing, many working class people die unnecessarily and therefore no longer have political opinions, and many simply give up because they feel so powerless

this literally doesnt matter at all im talking about a video game but my husband is sooo annoying to play bg3 with bro hes like "dont tell me whats the right thing to do" and then when his plan is shit hes like "why didnt you warn me" and if i DO warn him his plan is shit he's like "you've

apparently theres a tornado like just north of us we narrowly missed it damn

my poor cat is so anxious cause of the storm :(

yall i get to go back to ch1na for free AGAIN this summer i am the most blessed person who ever lived

my coworker and i were so normal today im disappointed is the fun already over. i quit my job. jk

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its amazing how sk1nny you can look in some outfits like i look so narrow from the side rn but its an illusion i am actually 3 times wider

i showed my ostensibly straight husband lauf3ys new music video and huds0n w1lliams pel0ton ad ln and out of nowhere he was like "id be willing to watch that hockey show with you" my bisexual indoctrination is going beautifully

guys its another 2" rain hail and tornadoes tonight THE RIVER IS ALREADY FLOODING HELP

guys im so happy we thought my dad was basically on his death bed but his results came back and even tho yes the indicator of canc3r in his system is going up its not NEARLY to the level we feared 🥹❤️ like its still terminal but not RIP cynthias dad 19xx-2026

i need to work harder to lose weight faster

i have 6 chins fr

the worst part of being a math teacher is that we dont really have a version of "putting on a movie when the teacher is hungover" and even if we did if our bosses knew we did theyd kill us

The fucking Senate just voted to allow mining in all of the boundary waters in Minnesota. Say goodbye to your drinking water everybody because we possess pretty much all of it and they’re about to ruin it.