Watching Columbo. It takes two specials and six regular episodes to get to one that DOESN'T feature a relationship with a 15+ year age gap. Mostly it involves an older man who is also a murderer, but also sometimes the younger woman is the murderer, and also Columbo's wife is Kate Mulgrew.

Love at first sight is rare. Take the chance when you can.

I'm okay with a Navy parade if it's just this.

*Reads Manufacturing Consent* Why did they have to write a whole book about this? This all seems fine to me

The Post button in Bluesky is just about my favorite azure blue.

I have yet to see a convincing reason to be mad about Katy Perry crossing the Karman Line. It seems to be worth an eye roll at worst.

As powerful as Elon Musk is, you know he claps and squeals with infantile delight every time some official has to say "DOGE."

Okay. Okay. Stop. Five Christian college students tried to pretend like they'd lured a man for sex with a minor when he was answering a dating profile that was 18+, they unlawfully detained him, he called the cops, now they're freaking out. And they go to Assumption University. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

It sucks that the only supernatural thing that we can confirm with certainty is that some of my socks disappear into a formless void every time I do the laundry.

the two things I believe most strongly in this world are that public services should be wholly replaced by the private sector and that the government should intervene instantly the second I personally feel a little bit scared

We've already cycled back to calling lonely men assholes and losers, as praxis. Cool.

If you were born in 1988, congratulations--you get to be one year younger on the internet, at least for profile name purposes. No one is allowed to criticize lizardguy89 for shaving off a year.

Saw OldBoy. I normally think spoilers aren't a big deal, but knowing the twist in this movie in particular probably lessened my experience significantly. It's good though, I recommend it if you don't mind lots of violence.

I raise an eyebrow at fat animal content, because there is an incentive to overfeed pets for engagement. Your pet deserves to be healthy more than you deserve a Youtube channel.

The past few years have thoroughly demonstrated the failure of fandom as a force for solidarity. At this point point people wearing their fandom on their sleeve is a red flag to me, even if I'm a fan of the thing myself.

I've gone from blocking chuds on Twitter to muting furry thirst accounts here. Definitely an improvement.

Saw a band whose tour van had active arcade games in it.

It would be great if absolutely everybody can help this story go viral, and get higher-level media attention, to contribute to the social and legal utter annihilation of every cop, judge, and politician involved.