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Trump treats Reagan’s portrait like a symbol of borrowed credibility. I'm certain he’s never listened to Reagan’s words. Reagan spoke about “morning in America,” a time of renewal and optimism. What we’ve got now feels more like "mourning" in America, grief for what decency and unity used to mean.

There are literally countless legitimate reasons to oppose "routine" infant circumcision. This is absolutely NOT one of them. Absolutely asinine.

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Beautiful sky tonight

Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists devoted their entire lives to deceiving you, but a reality-TV star proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"

In case anyone is still wondering why Bolton was raided

“Goodness is determined by the way you move through this world: a world that is either more or less loving and compassionate and equitable and kind because of your presence and your decisions” No, good people don’t still support him. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/no-good-pe...

When I saw this at Newk's, I burst out laughing and yelled back to my buddies still in line, "Wow! They're giving away watermelon rinds. For Free! Can you believe it?!" I feel like an idiot, because I've just been tossing mine in the trash.

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Beautiful story. The world needs more parents like these two new dads. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

Why is no one talking about Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill’s changes to the Federal Income-based student loan repayment regulations? Even signed agreements with no missed payments get terminated in July, 2026.

My conversation this morning with the PirateShip.com representative, Jordan, who swore I wasn't talking to a bot and mentioned wearing white TOMS to prove it. Apparently, pirates wear white TOMS—who knew? By the end, the pirate lingo got old, so I asked about it.

MAGA would eat shit to force “libs” to smell their breath.

I'm a person of faith, but this is honestly what it feels like having a discussion with Christian nationalists. Their theology is so incredibly shallow. It's thin soup. Although, that's the beauty of this country and freedom to worship however you wish.

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Will become the Black Hole of “Cuck-cutta.”

Dinner with Kiefer And Surprise guests

If Scripture fits the narrative, they use it. If not, forget it. The cognitive dissonance in these hardshells is wild. So many contradictions they need booze or drugs just to numb the hypocrisy. I know what it’s like because I’ve lived a duel existence.

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MAGA discussing their work ethic.

Bitch.

From a Yankee catalogue.

trying to understand my ex better

Could the reason why the Flat Earther movement isn't making headlines any more because they've all found an intellectual home in Trump's MAGA universe, where their intellects are the only things that are flat and they all orbit their Diarrhea Deity?

There’s the Christianity I’ve experienced.

To all my former Republican conspiracy theorist friends: y’all were right! The Illuminati does exist, and I just got my invitation!

Spanish bussy has its own mascot. Imagine rolling out the red carpet for our bussy! Elevated status for sure yet humble enough to use public transportation.

“…Hotdogs! You know what they make those things out of, Chet? You know? Lips and assholes!”

My recent conversation with Rudolph Giuliani.

Love this. Good people stepping up when the system fails our kids.

Are there no controls in place. No standard for truth. Zero standard for bribes. Accepting planes that compromise America’s values.

"You read books, eh?" A 1949 red scare Herblock cartoon about pressures on teachers that hits hard once again.

I wonder if these MAGA parents realize their daughters see other females like Loomer, Mace, and MTG as potential role models. What parent would want their daughter to grow up to be as vulgar and nasty. I hope their daughters grow up to be exactly like these women. They deserve the embarrassment.

If I’m in a bad mood, odds are it started with Alexa saying, “It’s 7AM and 68 degrees,” and then—every single time—“By the way, did you know I can…want me to…?” No, Alexa. Not by the way. Just say the weather and shut the fuck up!

Nailed it!!!

Advice for Mike Johnson & J.D. Vanciboy: If you can’t be honest about what your proposed legislation actually does, because you know the public wouldn’t support it, then it’s not the public that needs changing, it’s your legislation.Truth doesn’t need to hide in the dark to win.

I came across a DIY dye for tinting prescription eyeglass lenses on Amazon. First review: 1 star. Didn’t come with instructions. Note to self: don’t apply lens tint with a paintbrush, will leave streaks.

This is what I feel like sometimes in class if I haven’t read the week’s assigned readings, slept through half the class, and get called on to offer my thoughts.

“Get him the hell out of here, will you, please? Get him out of here. Throw him out! I have a lot of fans, and they were not happy about it. And this was a very obnoxious guy who was a troublemaker who was looking to make trouble."

Can you imagine if he’d done this in the US and the Trump regime and the couthless & toothless MAGA movement found out about it? He’d either be on his way to El Salvador, or crippled with monstrous debt the rest of his life to cover the cost of the second rescue. www.xatakaon.com/magnet/a-stu...

The irony is almost unbearable: the most reviled, divisive figure on earth attending the funeral of one of the most compassionate, grace-filled men to ever embody Christ for the world’s largest faith. Trump and Francis stood as complete opposites, two men who could not have been more different.

Say what you will about Trump and members of his cabinet, but his presidency will end up doing one thing right. It’s going to force America to learn the language of mental health. Narcissism, gaslighting, substance abuse, sociopathy…

Marriott’s CEO said it straight: “We welcome all… we create opportunities for all… that’s who we are as a company.” He went back to his hotel to find 40K emails from Marriott associates worldwide saying “thank you.” Plenty of CEOs talk. Capuano showed up. Marriott still has my business.