Being a successful tooth fairy is a pretty good sobriety check.

Good to hear someone’s finally calling this administration “the cartel”

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Back in my day they called these “vending machines”

I remember when I was 3 and how drowsy I got when there was a warm shit in my diaper so give the president a little slack

Am I the only one with approximately 50% success rate in setting up passkeys?

Did you know there's a prequel of Breaking Bad's prequel Better Call Saul?

Discovering Lou Donaldson lately, with this interesting 1971 mix of blues, soul and bop throughout, my kind of cocktail. #jazzsky #nowspinning

Proud of my 6 yo reading all of these over the last month. #booksky

As far as clarity of soul in the age of fusion, it’s hard to top Freddie Hubbard #nowspinning #jazzsky

Tim fully cooked

#nowlistening #jazzsky Black Classical Music - Yussef Dayes

I figured out why military people are so uptight- 16/20 never comes around

#nowspinning #nowlistening Deerhoof - Friend Opportunity

Meanwhile in Utah some fuckwits just banned TONI FUCKING MORRISON www.sltrib.com/news/educati...

Lady Madonna and Prudence (respectively) didn’t get along at first so this cuddle pic is a little special.

Thrift store mood

Finished Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison last night and didn’t know until just now that I finished it on its 74th anniversary. Still way too relevant for today. #booksky

why couldn't we have had this president?

Jesus-face is where good Americans draw the line

#nowspinning some hard-earned Monday night funk

“Bring your bong anyway” they said. “The buttress is full” they said. 😭

Queuing this up so I'm ready.

I’m “I grew up with someone named Dirk” years old.

Been working on this melancholic ballad and I'm afraid I've accidentally made my dog depressed. She's usually up on the couch. 😕

When I get a new follower.

🚨 New record: First time in human history it's safer to be in space than on Earth.

Depluralize a movie: No Country For Old Man

#nowspinning the gospel of Mahalia

Sky Is Falling

#nowspinning Blazing Arrow - Blackalicious (w/ Gift of Gab)

#nowspinning #jazzsky

Me because I’m too old to get this high

#nowspinning #jazzsky

Me when I find myself being the only adult at the kids' soccer practice waiting for the coach to arrive.

Great I guess I'll have to re-hide all those Easter eggs

Water softener and stool softener are two totally different things. Follow me for more home improvement tips.

breathtaking how idiotic the bitcoin shills are these days www.cnbc.com/video/2026/0...

Magician’s bargain

I know a lot is going on but how does this not get talked about more? oceanographicmagazine.com/news/plastic...

Does anyone feel they are being Truman-showed when the markets actually respond , up or down, to Trump’s words like they are tied to reality?

We have yet to hear any elected official in Utah mention measles AT ALL. Started last year in June, 30% increase in cases in the last month. www.abc4.com/news/health/...

boy I didn't understand any of that. anyone know how the birthright citizenship arguments went?

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

Your progress does not need to be seen or validated by others to be real. Keep working 💪🏾

#nowspinning #jazzsky