When you need to jerk your fat head around for balance to keep from face planting, orange spackle doesn't hold up well.

So if Trump shits in his diaper during his personal time, is it still Trumps shit?

Convicted felon Trump is going after anybody and everybody to divert attention from his griftathon in the Middle East and the economy that's about to crash. MAGAs love it when he insults people. They have no clue what's coming.

Lying in numbers represents safety in numbers for the GOP.

"EAT THE TARIFFS".? "I'll be watching."? Convicted felon Trump doesn't seem to like free market capitalism?

Do MAGAs know the free jet is from Muslims?

Dear Qatar, If you really want to give the United States a gift, just give us some cash like Grandma does? That way, we can buy whatever we want. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

There's a any country can give me stuff because they like me a lot, executive order being drafted right now.

We will reopen Alcatraz and the Penguins will pay for it!

If MAGAts think Trump is the Pope, I guess that makes Melania the virgin hooker?

Stephen Miller wears nazi panties that were made in China.

I hope like hell, Democrats are not wasting their time on the stupid shit the #MAGANAZIS are flooding rhe zone with and doing everything they can to protect voting?

Does "when" mean in two weeks or on day one? Maybe "when" is on golden sneakers delivery time?

Is it true that George Santos dressed up like an illegal immigrant and stole Kristi Noems purse?

Damn right! I told Vladimir to stop by posting Vladimir stop. Damn right I did!

And MAGAs will believe this over the prices they paid.

Republicans: Hegeseth has done a great job. Military Leaders: Hegeseth is a clown. He's a complete embarrassment.

He may have them confused with Corinthian leather.

So Trump has endorsed the Corinthian twins for Popes?

Trump has decided to delay the tariffs he placed on the Catholics.

MAGAS: We ain't never sending any of our cousin wives yunguns to no harvard.

RFK Jr should study why almost all MAGA tough guys grow boobs. Feel free to add aditional pics.

Katy Perry has got nothing on Lindsey Graham when it comes to drama.

No thanks!😬

Good news! Doctors said he was a perfect C cup.

As long as convicted felon Trump has his worshipping base and his incompetent cabinet of ass kissers surrounding him, he doesn't care about polling numbers. His running again bullshit is just distraction nonsense.

Pathetic.

Did Trumps Doctors indicate whether or not his hair was still strawberry blonde?

Soul man

So what test was administered to determine Trump had a soul....a very good soul?

I'm wondering who was tipped off about Trump caving on tech imports?

How many republican town halls are scheduled next week?

"I didn't get a harumph outta that guy!"

Howard Lutnick to Piss Boy Jim Jordan: Hold my beer.

Just wait until she goes after the Worcestershire sauce 😬

I'm not sure there's a big enough scapegoat or distraction that Trump, his moronic and devious cabinet can come up with that will lessen the backslash from Trumps self-induced economic disaster other than a manufactured war. Very sobering, huh?

Breaking: Harold Lutnick to hold press conference at 4 Seasons Landscaping.

When Republicans say it was Trumps brilliant plan all along, that means they think his lying is brilliant.

Republicans are claiming the whole tariff debacle was Trumps plan all along. Has any reporter asked them about lying to Americans and our allies about imposing tariffs? Was lying his plan or did they advise him?

Bill Ackman is so far up Trumps ass he can taste the adderall.

Liberation has been postponed for 90 days.

It was all a ruse to get Mexico to pay for the wall. 3D wall chess.

So many people will have to witness so many people having their faces ripped off before they realize Trump is operating like it's 1985.

Kevin Hassett: "But in the end, the president wrote the book 'The Art of the Deal,' and it's a great book. I really enjoyed the book. And it shows how to get great deals. And that's what he's doing right now for the American people."

So the oval office was decorated just like the bedroom where Trump was peed on and filmed? Weird!

The oval office looks like a Russian whore house. JFC!

The power to make people suffer is the ultimate power. It's way better than the power of governing steady prosperity, and it's what the convicted felon craves because then people have to grovel before him. The grovel is what Trump craves.

Are there any Republicans scheduling town halls to celebrate Trumps amazing golf tournament win?

If it wasn't for MAGA dipshit podcasters, the Fox bullshit factory and the dumbest crop of Republican politicians to ever be elected, I wouldn't know who George Soros is.

Lauren Boebert hasn't posted anything with all the Hands Off protests going on.