Thank you, my dear positive-sense, single-stranded friend, for wrapping me in your feverish embrace and making my eyes misty on this special day. Your viral yet fleeting love fills my head and makes me weak in the knees, and though I long for sweet relief, I know you'll come back for more. 💕

I just noticed this and I love it!

Sum up your personality in a gif

Don't you just love it when, as a middle-aged person brimming with sarcasm and bitterness, you pour your heart out on social media, only for a kid barely out of diapers to chime in with unsolicited life advice?

A reminder that one sure-fire way to push back against the sea of hopelessness and horror is to find a cause you can contribute to with your time and/or resources, if that’s an option for you. Personally I find it’s most beneficial when it’s something hands-on and in my own neighborhood or city.

Is it just mine or do all desi parents from the 50s and 60s live in delusionland?

I visited Twitter's gravesite today and it's like walking around an abandoned mall. The structure is there but it's all garbage and weeds inside.

"Who says exactly what they think? What kinda game is that?"

"I'd rather she be alone, than with somebody. Is that love?"

Spring roll hoon, apni fillings nikal kar halka mehsoos karti hoon.

@nafeesrehmandr.bsky.social That was fast! Welcome...

@awaisaftab.bsky.social I was in an interview today and you have so many fans here, I thought I was the only one! 😂

How's the end of the year self-loathing going?

Maybe it’s a hard pill to swallow, but a lot of people joined Bluesky hoping to recreate the early Twitter moments. The thing is, we’re not the same people, living the same lives, or even tweeting about the same things anymore.

Mark will just steal Bluesky ideas and functions, whilst missing the point of why we’ve flooded here. Mark and Elon serve up irrelevant, angry, low-grade content on our timelines, proliferate misinformation, push endless Teemu ads, promote the right-wing, and divide us. Until they solve that…

Why is Ricky Gervais following everyone on this app?

Fibromyalgia doesn't believe in you either.

The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another

It’s starting to happen. Non-techy people, friends and family are asking what Bluesky is 👀

Is bringing memes from other sm apps allowed?

Fully endorsed

This place is getting cozier. I can see my Twitter heading in the same direction as my Facebook is right now.

“The old man is us, and his dry lunch is our dry life.” RIP Old Dry Keith. #Mondays

I did a version about psychiatry papers back then 😆

I feel like I'm moving on from a toxic relationship.

I asked chatgpt to write a poem about me titled, "I'm not your cup of tea." I hear virtual wedding bells...

A: I'm so tired, I feel like I'm just casting a wide net and hoping for the best. B: Just keep fishing, and you'll reel in a good one, eventually. A: Why can't I catch one if there are plenty of fish in the sea? B: You have to cast your line to catch a fish

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,979,637!

Wonder why people mistake "I need help" with "I need guidance to seek help"?

Me: Words alone, without actions to back them up, don't mean a thing. Also me: Falling for words every God damn time!🤦‍♀️

I met a young professor in the conference. During our conversation: Where are you from? Him: -university in Paris Me: -university in New York Where are you from originally ? Him: #Afghan (Pashtun) Me: #Turk, Azerbaijani Where is your passport from? Him: Pakistan Me: Iran We are both prisoners 😔

Here's to the illusion of newer beginnings with a stale persona. 🥂