Had a really crummy day yesterday. @melllvarr.bsky.social sent me a link to a Battle Gaia that went up for sale today. In a moment of weakness, I started to buy it. As I was putting it into my cart, it sold. I'm bummed but relieved. We're assuming it was @logosminor.bsky.social that bought it.

From searching for perfectly innocuous Valentines Day gifts on Amazon, my Facebook feed is now full of middle aged marital aids. This was exacerbated by my confusion as to why Facebook kept trying to sell me lemons. Now my feed is nothing but "sexy" clamps and fruit.

Rumble is red. Frenzy is too. They’re the same guy! It’s a scam, I swear to you!

here it is, this is it, the most hilarious response to any Transformers social media promotion possible, of all time

Hasbro CEO Chris Cocks posted this image on LinkedIn today. Interesting to see Transformers as Hasbro's most engaged brand. (Weird to see Power Rangers at #4 and G.I. Joe not in the top 10.)

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When the President Shits His Pants song by James Kochalka Superstar

I had ordered this and paid for it before I decided not to collect this line. I don't hate it, but it doesn't necessarily make me want to buy any more of them.

I'd kill for a made to order Devastator. Timing-wise it won't work out, but I'd buy two.

That happens when I get dressed in the same room as my transformers are at.

Thundercracker has seen things.

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Just the head of the nobel Committee plotting with Jeffrey Epstein and Steve Bannon

After the enjoyment of opening a Haslab figure, this now feels massively anticlimactic.

The Lutnicks straight up offering their kids' ages unsolicited while arranging to go to Epstein's Island

can't even joke anymore because of woke, so let's vote for the guy who's gonna arrest journalists because they were mean to him

Are reviews embargoed for this abomination until its release? Or are outlets afraid to review it?

One ticket to Melania please

Yourself, but as a cartoon.

My 2nd Reddit ban for the year ends today, yay? Also 2nd ever. For "inciting violence." For this joke replying to a post about Trump threatening Tariffs over Greenland.

Snagged my first of the new Changeables from #Mcdonalds this morning! #toys

I often get asked why I almost never read comics from Marvel and DC anymore. Well this is why:

tftm optimus toy: eh dark awakening optimus toy: YAY

oh hey, did you know that grill hole is accurate to dark awakening

I think we can get this lower, folks.

It’s not even the right spot.

Watch Svengoolie over the air tonight, folks.

An unfortunate consequence of Hasbro’s plan to move from Rhode Island to Boston is that Rhode Island has introduced legislation to stop offering Hasbro’s Mr. Potato license plate as an option for car owners. Every Mr. Potato license plate purchase provided proceeds for Rhode Island’s food banks.

Do any of you ( Besides that host from RFC ) have a pile of toys you wanted, and still do, that you haven’t opened yet? I noticed the older I get the less desire. I have to open a toy right away. There’s a strong desire that I need to have it in hand though. Just not to open it right away.

Trying this live icon thing on Bluesky. I need to plug Twitch more, instead of Youtube. It's a little less obnoxious. www.twitch.tv/tfradio

Depends

So, if ICE is Customs enforcement, does that mean that they can kick my door down and shove a gun in my face if I didn't pay the right amount of duties on a Temu order? 🤔

Answering my MeTV Mall Svengoolie survey.

Transformers G1, I knew that there was a word to describe this.

Armada & Energon lots for sale. Thanks for looking. www.ebay.com/usr/rapido #transformers #transformersforsale #sale #forsale

Happy Martin Luther King Day to everyone (except the people who pretend he'd be a Republican if he were alive.) Focus on his work to honor him.

I’m struggling to put my thoughts to words most days. fortune.com/2026/01/19/s...

OTD in 1992: the greatest Royal Rumble of all time.

Got my first digital camera 25 years ago. What was the first thing I took pictures of? Yeah, Transformers.

Gave up on Omega Prime and opened The Rattler instead. It's glorious.

I have purchased every single GI Joe and Transformers Haslab so far. I typically open the GI Joe Haslab right away, with the sole exception of the Rattler. I will get to it. Transformers? I waited like three years to open Unicron. I'm only now opening Omega Prime, and I'm not enjoying it. At all.

You’re not suppose to take it rectally. I learned that the hard way. The staff at Ichiban was nice about it though.

Wasabi is great, but once it goes down the wrong pipe it's over.

Have any of you gotten a variant face Thundercracker? Has anyone you know gotten one?

Stephen Miller already did this to him.

Twenty minutes into Starfleet Academy, I really, really like it. I worry that the other shoe is going to drop soon, though.