Looooooove a stretched hole, but sometimes I’m like… does that not hurt? Is it not raw? Sore?

Waiting for Digimon to drop 😵‍💫

Jocks are probably my least favorite underwear tbh

Locktober starting off good on both my timeline and skyline 🙂‍↕️

Eagerly waiting for Nicki Minaj’s downfall.

I need to finish Persona 3 Reload before I start Digimon this week….

That picture Rauw just posted has me WET

Oomfs always asks for a haircut when I post… then when I tell them my availability and also send my booking link, they have an excuse why they can’t go? Or hit me up when I’m at my other job….

My anti-AI baby picture post on IG got people mad and asking why AI is bad… like please do your own research

Busiest day the shop today 🥳

Work oomfs caught me in Tyler Posey’s TikTok comments 😔

We gotta start speaking up as a society when people are catfishing with old pics

Hmm…this 17 pro battery ain’t looking like it’s lasting 20 hours bc I’m at work on 40%…

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Come see me this afternoon or tomorrow evening for a cut! (Maybe some color 🫣) getsqr.co/anthony-riojas

@sentimentbot.bsky.social 👀

Oopsies Too much violet mixed into my toner

My queen better win #DragulaTitans

I wanted to wear my Shinazugawa cosplay to the Demon Slayer movie since I’m blond rn but I worked a shift that day and was not trynna put all them belts on lmfao but here’s a throwback

Demon slayer tonight 🙂‍↕️

I know it’s #FCF but we gotta start moisturizing them nuts, trimming them bushes, and making sure that foreskin is clean before we post, kings 🤨

Who else loves buccees? #FCF

It’s Fffffffffriday! And that’s all I can say 😇 #fcf #fatcockfriday

Catching up on alien earth wbu?

Ok now do the main one 🤭 🔫

How do yall reach so many followers lol I feel like I’m always stuck in a bubble of the same 10 people on all my apps

I leave all my dregs to all my progeny, Cry for me

@wielderofthekey.bsky.social happy birthday Virgo twin 🫶🏼

Starting Persona 3 Reload 🔫

Playing conker’s bad fur day on my lunch

Gonna bookmark so much porn now

U gotta manually update the app btw #Bookmarks

A lot of you would not have survived the MySpace top 8 era

Got out of the car with my birthday cake in one hand and then somehow slammed my other arm’s elbow into the corner of the open car door while trying to adjust my bag 😭

Is you a natural blondie like Goku?

gay ppl will fuck anything with biceps like it’s crazy

The clips I hear from the new Sabrina Carpenter album sound good… but I know if I actually listen I’m not gonna like it. How does she always miss the mark?

What is my obsession with gay and melancholy euro films

10k followers and it’s the most average looking white man you’ve ever seen

Yikes Austin really fell off after I moved away

I beat digimon survive

Had to call in thick to work 🤧

HE NEVER WANTS TO STRIP DOWN TO HIS FEELINGS HE NEVER WANTS TO KISS AND CLOSE HIS EYES

Cutting hair after a full shift was not what I wanted to spend my time doing after work lol

I’m not one to do this but my brother suddenly passed away after a tragic accident on his way to a family outing on Labor Day. My heart is heavy and we need help laying him to rest: gofund.me/614b91f7

Had to call in thick to work 🤧

Pretty chill birthday overall

Walking into someone else’s birthday surprise at a random cantina is crazy and so awkward

Birthday in an hour 🥳

Repost your glasses, punks (Love these bc they’re from Jins’ collaboration w JJK and they have Inumaki’s symbols all over)