April Fools during the age of disinformation is like farting on a broken elevator. Just don’t do it.

Happy Nowruz Year 2585 let’s gooooo

Reminder to my fellow liberals: DO NOT sane-wash the Iranian govt in this conflict. You can criticize the orange turd without making the IRGC look innocent. They kill LGBTQ, oppress women, murder protestors. They are NOT the good guys in this.

Been slowly making my way through Star Trek DS9. Today’s episode is “Duet” and I went in blind and… OMG THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST EPISODES OF TV EVER MADE Powerful stuff man that really got to me

What if “The Truman Show” (1998) didn’t reveal right away that he’s on a hidden tv show? This is what I’ve accomplished with my upcoming fan edit “Truman” where the big reveal comes halfway through the story. It’s more even engaging as a paranoia mystery thriller. My original movie poster here:

Our cat turned 6 today. I love her with all my heart, attitude, claws and all

Best thrift store find ever: $4 whiskey glasses in unique shape

A buddy joked about turning “Call Me Maybe” into slushwave. I said “Okay, bet.”

READ MY STATEMENT:

The Iran operation has begun and not a fucking peep from BlueSky news. If we are to replace Twitter, you gotta get your shit together and report shit as it happens!

Was actually in my element for once today

Was trying to recall a yacht rock melody stuck in my head and, long story short, during my search I came to realize that Duran Duran’s chorus for “Rio” is just the bridge to Dan Folgelberg’s “Longer” Look it up.

On February 24, 1989, FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper arrived at the wonderful town of TWIN PEAKS to investigate the murder of Laura Palmer. The events that he would live there from that moment would mark the course of his life forever. #TwinPeaksDay

Yes, I’m a wine snob

Prediction: companies writ large maintain the elevated prices hoping nobody will notice, just like they did post-pandemic

If anyone wants to watch my fan edit “Batman ‘89 - Film Noir Edition” where I turn Batman into an authentic film noir, please DM me and I’ll share the link! Trailer: youtu.be/cN4ORZKrqx8?...

Rewatching “You’ve Got Mail” (absolutely love it) and it really drives home how innocent the 90s were with Meg Ryan asking “is it infidelity if it’s over email?” 20th century us: “hmm, good question. what a noble concept.” 21st century us:

350,000 in Los Angeles today! Including other cities in the world, it’s in the millions for marched against the IRGC. Let’s end this regime and let the Persian people prosper!

Since nobody else is reporting on it, there are going to be MASSIVE protests in LA today against the IRGC. The people of Iran need our help in overthrowing their fascist, murdering dictator. We could learn a thing or two about their resilience and bravery. Please spread word about this.

We are SO much better than this! Get your shit together, Hollywood

"You boy, what day is this??"

Gotta go, my ride’s here

How does someone become Pam Bondi? What happened to her that she has become a depraved, cruel, corrupt, immoral ________! This letter nails it!

A Few Good Men (1992)

Hear me out: Lenny Kravitz’s “Fly Away” but sung by Gordon Lightfoot

Post a banger not in English youtu.be/1BWdglekty0

Yo, BlueSky, who here is doing something productive/fun rather than watching the Super Bowl? Just spent hours on the beach and made friends with a gull (having food helped)

I turned Batman into a film noir. Trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN4O...

Iran protests today in Los Angeles were strong. Took many photos and videos but this was my fav capture:

Despite all of the severe depression and anxiety crushing me, I’ve got personal projects flowing like crazy! EP album is over halfway done, my first feature-length fan edit is done, and I’m blazing away at my next fan edit which will turn a movie series into crushable tv-length episodes

God took the wrong person from "Home Alone 2." It's really that simple.

Dear brain, it would be nice to sleep past 5am without being woken up from a dream where you’re fighting with you ex-friends. Sincerely, One very tired and broken me

It’s so hard to watch this governmental murder ramp up in the States and then read about the 30,000+ Iranians murders by their own gov’t simply for protesting. At our home it’s pure despair. Feels like there’s nowhere to turn

Change a letter, ruin a film: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towels

A reminder to the news media: “conflicting accounts” is what you say BEFORE the incontrovertible video evidence appears. After that, your job is to ask why one side is lying, not to repeat the lie and pretend no one knows the truth.

We should all be allowed a little daily screaming session like flossing for the emotions

Currently locked in total despair with fleeting moments of inspired joy from my own personal projects. State of the Rob-Union at the moment

The first pass on my fan-edit “Batman ‘89 - Film Noir Edition” is done!! Time to QC for any adjustments but it’s very effective and as accurate to the early 40s aesthetic as possible. Stay tuned!!

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1772

share a television show that raised you

Just tried a Zyn for the first time and omfg what is wrong with you people?!

Watching a crime documentary and so many interviews are shot in cars either parked or driving…why? Could you not secure an air bnb for a couple hundred?

As the Islamic Republic massacres protesters, exiles are dismayed by the lack of sympathy from the American left, @galbeckerman.bsky.social reports. He spoke with the Iranians who feel “betrayed” by their peers:

Hot take: “Braveheart” walked so “Gladiator” could run

Okay, I’ll vaguely spoil one fan-edit: I’m taking a particular movie from the 80s but editing it to fit the exact aesthetics of a 1940s film noir (4:3 b&w). I even sourced a 35mm print scan for legitimacy. Trust me, it compliments the art design BEAUTIFULLY! If you can guess the film, you get a 🍪

This little guy hit the window and was stunned. Picked him up and moved him to a shaded areas away from pedestrians. Good luck little guy

Sent over my latest original synthwave work-in-progress track to a buddy in the UK and he replies with a pro guitar layer added to it from a talented colleague… What did I do to deserve such AWESOME people 😭 This track is gonna go HARD

My day-job is producing/editing but my night job is music and making fan-edits of feature films (yeah, yeah I’m an editing addict). I’ve got some more terrific concepts in the pipeline and can’t wait to announce the details!

No new pictures, where are you mentally?