Finally got a work laptop Deleted every single work related file or program off my PC finally Gave her a good clean Removed a bunch of shite And it feels so fucking liberating having my personal shit be personal again good lord

ELL ESS DEE

100% everyone in the pub im in is called Quentin or has a direct relative called Quentin and they all definitely own shotguns

Escapé

Well thank fuck that weeks over Culminated in a minor spat with the MD being greedy and nearly costing us our single biggest source of income I am Done

Advertise your acclunt with a Simpsons

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Someone at the zyn factory clearly loves their job

In better news; Long term friend, business partner and resale partner brought me a new work laptop, set up a huge meeting with his entire sales team, collared on a GTM plan for 2 solutions And going fishing with him this weekend to catch up on a personal level and get away

Mentally hanging on by a fucking thread Fuck this week and everything about it Going fishing Saturday with a friend and ignoring the world Fuck off

BSOD halfway through an important document with a deadline of tomorrow Im gonna fucking cry

If anyone needs me I'll be mainlining ibuprofen and going foetal for the next 12 hours at least

And now my earbuds have developed the same fucking fault for the FOURTH TIME so I need to get them replaced. Again Why

Im stressed as fuck, have a cold, about to host a webinar and now this Reeeeeeehhh fuckin hell lol stop

Go to local shop Go to pay Cant find wallet Big panic Search apartment. Fuckin gone "Hey reception have your wallet" YAY *taken my credit card and the cash* Cheers dickheads

3 days of dinners done perfectly Thank you @fwugcat.bsky.social for making this for me years ago Still a firm favourite

They melted

Its not what you know its who you know holds so much weight in this goddamn role Anyway I have a call with someone I know at one of the largest partners I'll ever speak to tomorrow FTSE listed £2.4bn turnover Head of department Bwoy

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Decided to cook carbonara No guanciale. Get pancetta Get very good eggs Get genuine parmagiano Get super good spaghetti Cook up a storm @lyamtheyeen.bsky.social "THIS TASTES EXACTLY LIKE KRAFT MAN N CHEESE" oh

The fact righties think this is a message to NOT for Greens is incredible £3 coke?!?! 50% off lsd?!? Weed for £5???? Im gonna vote even HARDER for em now

Three people have sent me this and I misread it as my name every fuckin time

@aribuns.bsky.social in Wonderland

Ive just given an American friend a duvet cover to put over a duvet to make their bed and apparently it was the first EVER TIME HES DONE THAT because apparently a bunch of yall in America dont have these you just have an entire conjoined THING?!?!? IS THIS GENUINE????

Juno’s taxes get audited 💸

Good Fucking lord Brendan Fraser Rental Family Fuckinnnnn

Why Why is Kimchi Just so fuckin perfect

Township never ever EVER fucking miss Ever Stunning

having the husky equivalent of a cat that you need to help shed their winter fur with a brush that they both adore and detest with an undercoat that is seemingly never ending but also results in blood is a shit shit shit thing to try and undergo on acid

Definitely had my fill of living in london Too much fucking construction Too much noise Too much terrible air I want a garden to sit tf down in smoke a J and have an ice cold beer soundtracked by the sweet sound of fuck all

Showmanship

Cats are fantastic Buying nice bed sheets are fantastic Rarely do these 2 get a 24 hour peace treaty together Looks fuckin fantastic at first but when your black and white tank sheds even if you think of him then its the sisyphus rock of cleaning Still love u tho

we all want to fall asleep on rusk's chest send tweet

I wanna fall asleep on my boyfriends chest send tweet

breeze

You know what? Youre right. I SHOULD take acid tonight

Big roo 🔥🦘

but it’s not me

Less than a year in as a 1 man company Signed my 2nd Tier 1. A SECOND FUCKING TIER 1 and meeting tomorrow with a top 150 global reseller B O O M

I didnt let him under the bed for 45 seconds, which he can easily access himself, and he perished If only I got there quicker

Back on ADD meds for 3 days and again, productivity, results and all the other good things flow Genuinely wanna cry for never having got this shit in line earlier in life

Little more annoying than missing a call, immediately calling them back and have it ring through

England has got to be the only place on earth where the sky isnt just a constant grey but it somehow RADIATES grey

Crispy kale Chipotle kidney beans Salt n pepper chicken Insane flavours, low carb high protein Side of kimchi Finish with a ginger shot Fucking hell

i dont recall if this ever got posted but i did this stream commission for @mechanicalslime.bsky.social at the end of last year and i still really like how it turned out 🌞 lighting like this is so much fun #furryart

Billions of years of evolution and we all just went with dogs as the default species? C'mon....cats are so much better.

You know each and every one of these cracks jokes about their wife being a "chain and ball", eats a cheap chinese takeaway twice a week and hits their kids "cos my daddy did" Fuckin joke of a political party get in the fucking bin

I don't think I've shown this mini sculpture I did some time ago. He relaxin