Me; HELL YEAH EVERYTHING READY AND HYPED FOR GYM Body; yo there's a cold going around we should join in lmao let's do it it'll be fun lol

MY FUCKIN GOD

RAWTEKK MAKING NEW MUSIC RAWTEKK ARE MAKING NEW FUCKING MUSIC RAWTEKK ARE BACK!!?!?!?!?!!

Contract renegotiated; 100% of all my sales to me, payable for 6 months 50% of other company profits withdrawable for 6 months Meow

My mum only took paracetamol while I was pregnant if her hangover was really bad so Im 99% sure I dodged a bullet

5 minutes into the first episode of the new season of Futurama and man.... MAN these jokes got cheap

It also means my cats are VYING to cuddle up and beg for blankets to be wrapped around them on the bed which means its too warm for me to sleep but theyre happy so fuck it we ball

Autumn actually arriving on time and perfectly this year Nice and cold in the evenings and just an aire of calm Fucking beautiful

Infinitely relistenable masterpiece

for Spart00n~🐈🐾🔥

Sat at my desk with Marmie asleep on my lap after over an hour of her protesting for it to happen and looking back at pics of when I first got her in 2018 - Ive been her favourite sleeping spot since day 1 <3

People really gonna go and buy zuckerbergs glasses Man spent billions trying to figure out adding legs to a VR character and failed when some furry who wanted to make VR porn did it in a week for free He isn't even a real nerd anymore We should bully him harder

Break does something with synths that makes my balls fuckin tingle

Oh this is fuckin MEEEEEEAN

What is the most perfect animal / sona and why is it Servals?

I fucking hate salespeople

Of course my barber is on holiday when Im in desperate need of a haircut lmao

Gym dog

journey

Anyone remember the live tweeting of my exit from a company that cost them 6 figures +? Decided to be petty and onboard a direct competitor of theirs And I've already signed 3 of their highest performing partners Next few months gonna be FUN

Its 10pm, I've had 6 beers and im gonna have 2 more while trying to get a handle on the sheer fucking volume of work I need to iron out by the end of the week Send forts n prairs babes

🍔

Uncertain

Getting a semi on being able to actually craft and define sales pitches and GTM strategies for 5 fucking companies and not focusing on one area I love this

The hypocrisy is astounding when Kirk himself called for the bail of the man who murdered 2 Dems just a month prior "If the right wing didnt have double standards theyd have no standards at all"

Stolen from reddit cos fuck finding the source on twitter Apparently this is a 7 hour long show Found what I'm watching throughout the week

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The days are getting shorter

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

Whats with all the ugly sentient whiter than show potato looking fucks carrying union jack flags throughout London all about?

Holy fucking shit this new remix album!?!?!

Give it half a fucking year and he will receive an honour from the white house for exercising his amendment rights and causing a further delay to the epstein files Best case scenario is the right continue to off each other publicly for our entertainment

HES A RIGHT WING GUN NUT CONSERVATIVE WHO DONATED TO TRUMPS CAMPAIGN LMFFFAAOOO

Lowering the flags on 9/11 at the Guantanamo Bay McDonald's for Charlie Kirk is the most dril tweet thing that's ever happened

Bring the fire 🔥

Listen He may have been a giant pain in the neck But You cant deny That he really REALLY poured his heart out on that stage

Holy shit 😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀

I have zero fucking sympathy for him, I have zero fucking tolerance for his supporters, I have zero fucking time for any pussyhole saying "weeeeeh we cant cewebwate anyone's death its unfair weeeh" Fucker was shuffled off this mortal coil WHILE debating supporting guns and had previously

Heh Hehe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAALMAAAAOOOO

How the fucking fuck do you no show to a meeting four times you are an adult piss off

NEW NOISIA REMIX ALBUM THIS FRIDAY LETS FUCKING GOOOO

There is no reason for a piece of music to be this fucking beautiful

For anyone gobbing off at the #tubestrike over a 32 hours work week, pipe the fuck down Every single of one of you cunts would be online, Instagram, FB vrag and tiktok dancing if you worked a 32 hour week for the same pay sitting on your arse in an office so show some solidarity Strikers got you

Front news page for the BBC and Netwatnu when 5 people get shot in their country but final page barely reported when theyre massacring a country and starving them? Get to fuck

Its 2025 and people still take it personally and get fuckin uppity because they didnt get time with you at a con Ten thousand fucking people in 1 place and ten thousand distractions Stop Making Plans And Expecting Them All To Land Dickheads

Minimal Sundays

Had this exact conversation with folk during Megaplex Your fat lazy arses aren't at home where mummy and daddy clean up your wank socks, sweat stains and dirty clothes Take your shit with you you fucking cretins

The catsitter i hired while away did the best job ive ever seen of keeping the triad comfortable and happy but nothing will ever beat actually knowing theyre purring deeply and happy when I'm around to fuss them and let them use me as their personal bed <3

Genuinely cant fucking stand hearing JFK talk Its like someone slipped batteries comprised of ket and coke into a Speak n Spell then melted an 80s Halloween mask over it Fuckin disappear