Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, landed on the Ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down?

so many, so many people should get an instant invite to the Hague for leaving the US... Better yet, the US should extradite them

I love the idea of a bunch of CEOs on cocaine prompting their AIs about all their awesome ideas and spreading it to the rest of the ruling classes, the new age of AI psychosis is going to be wild

If the good Lord didn't intend on me shitting my pants, He wouldn't have given me pants. #amen

I think I understand Writers now, because shoving coffee, booze, cigarettes, and other crap into your face is the perfect activity to do between writing and bouncing off the walls.

The impetus of fixing Social Issues falls on each Individual in society, unfortunately the social issues that cannot be fixed by a single individual in an afternoon are called "God's Divine Will" and are expected to last for millennia

They used to sell Asbestos as pieces of the True Cross, and prove it was the True Cross because it wouldn't burn. So, not only are there enough pieces of the True Cross to build several crosses, there's also a small pile of rocks that give you mesothelioma.

Protestantism traded Indulgences for Philanthropy and got the same result. People buying a stairway to heaven.

Everyone wants to wear the V for Vendetta mask, but none of them want to wear the straight-black wig with bangs or cook me lunch.

Frankfurters used to be Five cents Footlongs used to be Five dollars No matter how much things change, one thing always remains the same: The Law of Fives is Never Wrong.

I know well that I am mortal, a creature of one day. But when my mind follows the wandering path of stars, then my feet no longer rest on Earth, but standing next to Zeus himself, I eat my fill of ambrosia, the divine food of gods. -- Ptolemy, Almagest, Epigram

Anarchy is order, whereas government is civil war. - Anselme Bellegarrigue

when I say "Thank you! I'll cherish this forever!" I'm really lying. Sorry to deceive you, but I will only cherish it until the day I die.

72% of Americans support trans-inclusive sex ed according to our new polling conducted by YouGov! If you support it too, fill out the form here: buff.ly/J16bBTF We’ll put you in contact with your school board and tell them sex ed gives every student a chance at a better life.

❤️‍🔥📣 MORE THAN HALF YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US Y’all check these incredible stats — most Americans—*including OVER 50% OF TRUMP VOTERS — want trans-inclusive sex ed in schools. How much did they spend to try to make us hate our children? FAILED. ❗️Action item next skeet ❗️

It happened again. The most corrupt administration in history.

HENSLEY: “Their vote will still count the same.” STUDENTS: “Then why not leave it the way it was before?”🤔🔥 Sen. Joey Hensley (R-Hohenwald) tries to gaslight NASHVILLE students about the Republican push to strip representation from MEMPHIS… and gets immediately owned.

Prime with ads. Just how Kubrick intended.

horrible. this country’s turn away from science based medicine in the name of “wellness” is killing children and will kill a lot more. www.propublica.org/article/more...

they’re calling it “the war that could’ve been an email”

Trump is going to keep winning the war on Iran by bigger and bigger margins until everyone forgets he's a pederast.

Called it "COVID Lab Leak" was literally a CIA psyop to help sell war against China. The USA keeps repeating the great blunders in history, over and over: Land War in Asia (doesn't matter if they call it the Middle East, it's still The East) https://mstdn.social/@rebeccawatson/116516916528230043

“To educate the masses politically does not mean, cannot mean, making a political speech.

it's a Global Economy; the invisible hand of the free market runs the world until we can fight and dethrone god.

Every spiral is a Fibonacci Spiral if you don't care about the actual maths and graphs

I asked earlier, elsewhere, so why not here... Is it time to bring back calling "Generation X" the "Echo Boomers"

"Plato's Realm of Ideal Forms" is the purest form of Solipsism, of forgetting the Human factor of the Equation, the real nitty gritty brute facts of humanity and the universe that we're so meaningless to...

I'm sorry, but if Trump's on the ballot in 2028, I might vote for him for the first time just out of morbid curiosity. (If we really want to make America Great, it will be for the first time, and we need to rebuild from scratch, and Trump is an expert at demolishing everything he touches)

If you learn anything from US Americans holidays it's that you need a myth most urgently when you're still doing the thing the myth is meant to cover up.

any conspiracy theorist worth their salt will tell you that Wikipedia is an unreliable psyop (as opposed to the truth of the matter of Wikipedia being an Encyclopedia that only contains General Knowledge and not in-depth expertise, not to mention its well-known techno-libertarian bias)

God has died and his death was the life of the world. — Philipp Mainländer The Big Bang was the sound of God exploding. —  Pope Rhizic the MoreWrong

The law has no claim to human respect. It has no civilizing mission; its only purpose is to protect exploitation. -- Peter Kropotkin

"I live, I die, I live again" ... but it's just your ego.

Change is the only constant ... but the more things change the more the stay the same, because if it's not broke don't fix it ... you just have to change it up a little so it doesn't look like you're copying somebody else's homework...

There’s been another fire! Someone set fire to the Raytheon building in Warner Robins, Georgia. Raytheon is one of the world’s biggest arms manufacturers and supplies the US & Israel with their bombs. The fire is being investigated & the person responsible has not been caught.

I'm at the deli. I'm at the central intelligence agency. I'm at the combination deli & cental intelligence agency.

Rival Cult Update: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57EzmZDjaXo

I tried to become a mime once, but I couldn't figure out how to get into the box.

Excuse me, Ma'am, your breast is ringing

Just one more sacrifice to Moloch bro, then we'll be great again, Inshallah #uspolitics #maga

The celebrities are starting to look like skeletal remains again, can't help but feel this is somehow connected to the ongoing military conflicts.

The Nagas of Upper Burma say that the sun shines by day because, being a woman, it is afraid to venture out at night.

"Did you know that there is a million bucks in the house next door?" "But there is no house next door." "No? Then let's go build one!" -- MARX

The Pre-Cogs are onto us! Cheese it! https://www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbis-new-political-pre-crime-center

i am hearing that on his deathbed donald trump received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada. even now he…oh he’s still alive? he decided to just praised allah?

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

happy trans day of visibility

BAVARIAN FIRE DRILL!!!! Everyone! Get out of the Closet and into your Fursona!

There's 4 stow-aways on board! "How do you know there's 4 of them?" They're singing Sweet Adeline... https://youtu.be/fxQOPbc4loE?si=MMJwtVPAatdvCORZ

As a Pope, I literally cannot "Rebel" against you or anyone, because I simply do not have to recognize the authority of people who have already been excommunicated from #TheDiscordianSociety