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Beware: Santa Claus is coming for your eyes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFnOWzP7PDs

Das Kapitel is a chapter book.

I'm normal and can be trusted with the nuclear football

"[T]he caller recounting events from around 1997 through 1999... after the woman reported what she said happened, she later died in January 2000. Her death was ruled a suicide, but according to the document, responding officers reportedly did not believe it was a suicide at the scene."

There's a lot going on in this bundle, donations go to help a friend -- whatever I make here I'm going to contribute to Lazarus directly... https://discordian.social/@RevRhizicNatterjacks/115771279869355109

Pay what you want for 55 items, by 14 different trans/queer creators (Regularly $79.33) and contribute to a good cause (Lazarus's survival) -- we're at 60% of our goal right now! #itch #bundle #fundraiser #zines #games https://itch.io/b/3454/fundraiser-for-lazarus-halliwell-act-2

Hey everyone, I've contributed the littlest something for a Fundraiser for Lazarus Halliwell: hosted by our good friend mk zariel -- check out works from 13 creators and help Lazarus! https://itch.io/b/3454/fundraiser-for-lazarus-halliwell-act-2

RE: https://masto.ai/@rbreich/115760581442124017 There are 3 things people seem to love more than anything else: Scapegoats, Magic, and Letting somebody else think for them.

🚨 #GVerse #BreakingNews JD Vance attacks Jasmine Crockett: “She wants to be a senator, though her street girl persona is about as real as her nails." The guy who built his brand on a fake hillbilly sob story and has three different names - wants to lecture us on authenticity.

It's weird seeing some R wing grifter social types being legitimately alarmed when others are being openly fascist. It's like "wait, you're saying this wasn't an act?"

Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.

When we say "no, everything hasn't been digitized," I need you to understand that we really mean is that virtually nothing has been digitized. This is because the realm of primary sources that historians use is incomprehensibly large.

These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people

A fairwell to #3I/ATLAS, the interstellar visitor, as now it is moving away both from the Sun and Earth. It has dimmed to about mag 12 and has a tail pointing towards the Sun. It will continue getting dimmer and won't be visible in just a few months. #cometWatch #astrophotography

CBS paid the president of the United States millions in bribe money and now they censor news reports so it does not annoy him. I don’t know how much plainer we can put this.

Hi Pam. Just a quick reminder that Nixon didn’t go to prison - but his AG did. Happy holidays.

I remember this very well. He was right of course.

Submissions have started rolling in, I whipped up a quick introduction if people need some inspiration: https://fuckup.solutions/OM/OM #zinesubmissions #zines #discordian #subgenius #art #chaos https://discordian.social/@RevRhizicNatterjacks/115674566959423812

itch.io bundle supporting Lazarus Halliwell ( #queer, #disabled #artist) with #survival #funds pay what you want (free is ok!) ~$80 worth of #trans centered, #anarchist zines + #art itch.io/b/3454/fundr... #MutualAid #TransArtists #DisabledArtists #QueerZines #Zines #AnarchistArt #itchio

✨RT appreciated✨ We are getting closer to the goal for this fundraiser Itch bundle for Lazarus' survival funds! There are as many as 55 items in this bundle—trans-centered zines and artworks, including those with anarchist voices—which you can get for 'pay what you want' :'3 itch.io/b/3454/fundr...

These are people who war against all human virtue, against dignity, against creativity, against humanity itself, wherever they find it and inside themselves most of all. They'll tell you if you listen to them. And if you won't listen, they'll force you to. www.the-reframe.com/the-crime-of...

So fascists love brutality, not because it creates safety & security & plenty, but because it creates danger & uncertainty & lack. Creating something of value is a threat to those who create nothing and deliver only theft. But if you hold power despite creating nothing but pain, you dominate.

I think this is why fascists love AI art, not because it is good, but because it is bad. Not because it is original, but because it is stolen. To make art as an expression of skill and craft and humanity reinforces humanity. To push a button that steals art and call it your own is domination.

American conservatives and other types of fascist have no desire to return to the days of skillful liars. A person living by a lie told skillfully may have been fooled by the skill. But to force a person to live according to an obvious lie means you have dominated them.

American conservatives and other types of fascist don't love Trump because he lies well. They've had leaders who lied well before and rejected them. They love him because he lies badly. The more blatant his lies, the more they love him. Lies are pure virtue to fascists.

A person who lives according to a truth you've told may have been compelled by the truth, not you. But to force a person to live according to your lie means you are the one who compelled them. The more obvious the lie, the more obvious your domination. So fascists prefer obvious lies.

Believing a lie menaces those who care about truth, and it pleases fascists to menace others, by dominating reality. A lie gives a fascist something to force others to believe; a way to demonstrate they control not just their own reality, but that of others. So fascists prefer to believe lies.

Epstein redactions aren't believable, and they are valuable to fascists specifically because they aren't believable. Fascists prefer lies to truth. Believing in a lie is preferable to believing a truth, if what you want is to dominate. Believing lies dominates truth. So they believe lies.

My friend @mkzariel.bsky.social has cooked up another fundraiser bundle for me, and several amazing creators have added zines and other creations. If you're looking for a last minute holiday gift, I highly recommend this bundle! itch.io/b/3454/fundr... #zines #itchbundle #mutualaid #transcrowdfund

🝗 🝗 we all fall down

Fascism is the moderate position between making a lot of money for a few people and destroying all life on earth.

Angel Numbers were invented in 2004 to turn looking at digital clocks into a magical experience.

Marcion of Sinope ... Diogenes of Sinope ... what are they putting in the water over there in Sinope?

RE: https://discordian.social/@RevRhizicNatterjacks/115674566959423812 A wallpaper for the OM-OMGASMGASM zine/site (e-zine? to be printable as soon as we get enough stuff to print!) - nevermind - a WALLPAPER has been SELECTED -- shout out to any cultists who may recognize it.

They haven't solved ethics yet? I suppose, ethicists would be out of a job if they did...

The media needs to stop writing headlines like “The CDC changes course on vaccines and autism” and “The CDC defends measles response”. NONE of this is coming from legitimate scientists at the CDC. ALL of it is coming from RFK Jr. Every such headline is causing further harm to public health.

There's a Divine Order, and it's just as myopic as the person defining it - but the only constant is change - cycles of seasons, turn, turn,

remembers, friends: no human could've made The Shroud of Turin ... but a few "exact replicas" are entirely possible... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Santuario_del_Cristo_de_La_Laguna#cite_ref-4 https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Replica_S%C3%A1bana_Santa.jpg

Financial Advice: You aren't spending your money correctly, give it to me and I'll spend it correctly for you!

RE: https://discordian.social/@fuckupsolutions/115724503429252845 'Tis true that all ideas are false, and sweetness can be false too, excitement is hollow, center, there is no enemy anywhere.

if it's not transparent, is it organized?

“Silence in the face of authoritarianism is complicity. Speaking out is a patriotic act. Democracy doesn’t defend itself. It requires participation, vigilance, and courage from ordinary people.” – Rob Reiner

i have said this before but if you are actually interested in influencing people beyond a narrow circle of too-online journalists you will be making direct to camera videos on tiktok, instagram and youtube. if you primarily post on text-based social media then you're just dicking around.

"Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back." ― Carl Sagan

There are no extremists, only competing gangs of enlightened centrists.

Know what, I think I know why Trump did this (and why he does this with other people), and it's not just because he didn't support him. It's because if he just released a statement saying "We're sorry to hear of the lost off bla bla bla...", he will not get any attention.

I contributed to this (an excerpt from BOY APPARITION!) and hope others do too <3 we need more #discordian #poetry