It’s a damn shame the forgotten wolf set isn’t endgame because it is the coolest looking gear in the entire game BY A MILE and I’m always said when Geralt outgrows it.

Any of my Vancouver friends know a good tailor? One who can completely remake a pair of dress pants? I have my dad’s wedding suit pants and the fabric is amazing but they are ~ a 34 and I am but a small bean.

I hate fall damage. If you’re gonna make players take fall damage you should also have “sprinted full-speed into a tree” damage.

Is a shag with bangs the most sexually suggestive hairstyle?

Using bereavement leave to be an asshole on the Internet. As one does. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Ooh looks like we’re angry today. Glad I took the day off because I’m very much itching for a fight.

Has the universe blessed us with warm colorful LED Christmas lights yet? I can’t stand it when the aura is blue.

How do I become the personal psychic to gullible billionaires? I bet it’s very lucrative.

I’ve reached the “I don’t want to talk or see other human but I quietly resent how my lifestyle means nobody is bringing me food.” stage of grief. In lieu of flowers send DoorDash gift cards. 🙃

I did, in fact, start another Witcher 3 run and I keep waiting for it to lose even a little bit of its magic but it’s still truly exquisite.

The “sexy vampire heartthrob turned weird little guy” pipeline is my favorite. Robert Pattinson and Alexander Skarsgard are goofy treasures.

When a person dies is their ghost’s astrological sign based on the death date?

I’m such a prude about swimsuits. I hate cheeky swimsuits.

We (North Americans) should either start saying Gerald the way we say Gerard or start saying Gerard the way the British do.

My coworker wants to plan some team building pickleball thing and I mean no shade to pickleball enjoyers but I will decline that so quickly my mouse button might break.

The more I think about if the more heartbroken I am by the failed Star Wars hotel because fuck that would’ve been cool with proper execution.

Apparently everybody I’ve ever met dressed up as either a clown or Joan of arc for Halloween.

I’m torn about the baseball game because it would be fun to see the only Canadian team win but I’d kinda rather see Drake fucking miserable.

I don’t care how self-righteous I sound when I say I stopped following hockey because every single player is either a rapist or a rape apologist. It’s fucking true.

If I could suggest an improvement to human anatomy: more expressive ears. I need perking and rotating. I want angry cat airplane ears.

Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau are gonna by my 13th reason. I can’t be here anymore. 😂

My newest boomer opinion just dropped: getting a tattoo at a music festival seems extremely unwise and I question the judgement of artists who would tattoo somebody in those conditions.

Fuck this round of shots hit me like a ton of bricks.

I always feel like the biggest brown-noser when I stay at the pharmacy for the full 15 minutes after getting vaccinated.

A lot of artists will cover hate imagery for free. Every city has at least one good one. If somebody has a bigoted tattoo they have it for a reason. Zero excuses.

I can’t stand it when people are like “yeah but what will that tattoo look like when you’re 80?” Uh. Old and haggard like the rest of me?

Similarly, it should be okay for me to have my skin tanned and gift my surviving loved ones tattoos that remind me of them.

Moving into my AFI fandom era. Bro, this album is so fucking good. I liked them in the 90s but they weren’t my fav in the terrible half-shave and blue eyeshadow era.

I just had a vision of wannabe actors going into auditions having prepared monologues that were generated by ChatGPT… which has probably already happened.

There are others that come close but season 2, episode 27 of Grey’s Anatomy is the single most heartbreaking episode of television to ever have aired. I had forgotten the dog and Denny died in the same episode. And that the chief’s niece was Tessa Thompson.

So the second season of Peacemaker was a prequel to a Superman movie I won’t watch. Meh.

Grey’s Anatomy updated on Netflix and self-harm is my favorite past time so it’s gonna be a great night.

I don’t watch videos so I had no idea until five minutes ago that they pronounce it anTEEFah.

I know a lot of people think content warnings are getting excessive but I would love one for vomit. Deciding to eat while watching what I think will be a perfectly harmless show shouldn’t be a gamble.

I wish I was coordinated enough for metroidvania games but this bitch can’t parkour.

I’m turning this shit off. It’s hella boring and there is so much swinging zombie dick in it. Nobody wants to look at that. (no kink-shaming intended, monster fuckers)

The strike is saving me so much money since I refuse to deal with the other carriers and their tendency to charge $25 to process a $15 international package.

I didn’t think I could hate a menu classification system more than “eats and sips” until I just saw one that says “liquids and solids.” Fuck the entire restaurant industry.

Life is always better when you know the next time you’ll get to sleep on a train.

The fuck did I just watch? That was the most Ryan Murphy (derogatory) thing ever. I miss American Horror Story.

I can’t believe Netflix has me looking up whether Ed Gein was hot enough to be played by Charlie Hunnam.

So AFI released an 80s goth synth record and it’s a fucking masterpiece.

I can’t picture Taylor Swift having sex and it’s seems like she really, really wants me to now. Sorry, girl is a Barbie doll down there as far as I’m concerned.

A box of cereal costs $8.

I started bingeing Squid Game. I lost interest sometime in the middle of the second season but I didn’t turn it off and now they rich ppl are talking about whether or not to kill a baby and I’m so confused. Season one was good tho.

At work they’re trying to encourage people to make videos instead of writing long Slack posts (because “we’re a remote and company and we want to see your faces more!” and “big blocks of texts are intimidating”) and I hate it. I have recorded zero videos and don’t plan on starting.

I’m so sad I won’t get to go to Irregular Choice when I’m in London. Such a huge loss in a world of boring-ass fucking shoes. (she says having worn the same black Sambas for three straight months)

Sub in a red tie and this was half the crowd at the MCR shows this summer.