In case you didn’t know: the Ordinary/Deciem has a 365 day refund policy NO QUESTIONS ASKED if the product is more than half full and from their shop/site (so not Sephora). I just returned like $80 worth of stuff from last year because my skin hates vitamin c.

I regret to inform you the Comfrt travel zip hoodie is in fact comfortable and nice and has lots of functional pockets. I don’t plan on using the eye mask but it seems legit too.

Doubling down: it’s also not a “GOTCHA!” if I laugh at something or find it insightful and ChatGPT made it up. Busted clocks and all that.

The best way to socialize with me is to find me by accident when I’ve already left the house at a time when we can hang out immediately. I caught up with one of my best friends from high school after AFI but I know I never would have been able to make or keep proper plans with him.

I was INFLUENCED and bought a hoodie with like a thousand pockets and I think it might actually be good??? I’ll report back after I’ve worn it but it came out of the wash looking good so passed the first test.

It is not a “GOTCHA!” if I compliment an illustration and find out later that it was AI. Nobody is saying all gen AI illustrations are ugly and look terrible. We’re saying they’re gross and evil and you’re a bad person.

Someone mentioned this in an IG comment section and I was reminded that it’s a better cover than it has any business being. youtu.be/S8S3p4xsbDQ?...

AFI ticket resale prices finally dropped. It’s down from $250+ to $150. Do I risk waiting until tomorrow to see if they drop more at the last minute? I don’t know what fv was.

I don’t know how I’m going to survive a full week with my coworkers. Nothing against them but I am not built for week-long company retreats.

I’m gonna need y’all to stop talking about that weird incel kid because I didn’t even know he existed four days ago and now you are ruining my favorite bone for me.

Or you could go fuck yourself instead. Cheaper and wouldn’t be in support of trans hate groups.

It’s a shame I’d be so bad at it because being a window-washer satisfy solve my compulsive need to know intimate details about other people’s lives without ever interacting with them. And there are so many pets to look at. (this is also why I love hearing gossip about strangers)

Shoutout to the middle-aged dude BLASTING Lit’s “My Own Worst Enemy” from his car.

Thank you to the person willing to spend $70 on a Funko Pop in 2026. I didn’t know y’all still existed.

Crimson and Clover would be good cat names.

My “you think this is your email but it’s not so stop sending me your flight itineraries” inbox just got 12 emails with some family’s Easter egg race photos. Boomers gonna boomer.

I got a pillow for my bathtub and boy is it cozy up in here.

Scheduling a wax because I’m comfortable with my body hair but I’m not “pits out in front of my coworkers in Mexico” comfortable with my body hair.

What if the beaver tail was an elephant ear and I saw the moose in Sweden?

The Pope is to the left of Carney when it comes to denouncing threats to end a civilization.

I started my only meeting today by saying, “I’m gonna be totally honest: I don’t want be here and I’m not feeling very motivated today.” And the other people asked if I was sick and seemed confused when I said I was upset about *gestures wildly* Like, how is anybody functioning?

Wait what.

We should all get a day off to prepare for the pending nuclear apocalypse. Instead I’m going to the dentist. “What were you doing when America started WWIII?” “Swishing bubblegum flavored fluoride.”

Going back in time to post "I hope somebody unalives H*tler" on Bsky in 1942 and get banned for overly violent speech

Can somebody please just *redacted so I don’t get both banned and arrested* that guy already?

Wanna hear something sad? It would be cheaper for me to have a new weighted blanket delivered every time I travel than it would be to buy one for traveling and check it.

I’m on some temu bullshit rn but I’ve gotta say it’s very useful if you use it as the world’s largest dollar store. Is it ethical? No. Is Dollarama? Also, no. But am I going to spend more than $3 on a weekly pill organizer? Super-duper no.

I’m interested in reading or watching a long-form analysis of the psychology of Temu and getting dopamine hits by gamified shopping for trash, if such a thing exists. It’s completely unique from any other experience I’ve had in nearly 30 years of online shopping.

Jesus fucking hell I hate April fools so much.

I just had an incredible interaction with a man who was probably in his 80s who saw my Protect Trans Kids shirt and gave me a cheer. It’s NEVER too late to learn and grow.

Bro I don’t know how to style low-rise jeans anymore. I’m just gonna put a flannel on anyw

I accidentally mixed up two return labels so that’s money flushed down the toilet. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Do I know any internal systems architects looking for fully remote work? (must be able to legally work in Canada)

Related to my last post: the only downside of slugging (other than a greasy pillowcase) is that my face gets absolutely covered in cat fur and she is ITCHY.

Does anybody else add “reddit” to the end of most of their search engine queries these days? We’re in a bizarro world where Reddit and Wikipedia are almost the only places I go for info. Reddit has saved me from buying so much gimmicky viral bullshit.

How it started, how it’s going. Caturday edition.

But I dont *want* to go to the drug store and check my blood pressure. I want to continues my weekend bed rot streak.

It’s annoying that Kate Spade bags are worth just enough more than fuck all that I don’t want to give it away but not enough to be worth consigning. It makes me sad because it was such an iconic brand and now nobody cares.

What movies are traumatizing kids these days? What’s the modern Return to Oz? (Sad Pixar movies don’t count those are just natural successors to Bambi)

Worst part of THAT trailer coming out is seeing on Slack how many of your coworkers don’t consider fascist transphobia to be a dealbreaker.

What the unholy cursed fuck do you mean there is a cabbage patch kids BIRTHING CENTER where you can watch dolls being “born” (harvested from the cabbage patch)????

What I wouldn’t give to be as delusional as a person posting shein on Poshmark. Canadian posh shipping is $13. Even $1 is too much to pay for used shein.

I just saw an ad for a “single sofa.” IT’S A CHAIR. THE WORD YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IS “CHAIR.”

Mal’s skull is almost ready so I’ll have to schedule some “crying at the taxidermist” time for next month.

Love it when my cat attacks my foot, gets her claw stuck in my sock, and then looks at me to help her like it’s not entirely her own damn fault she’s in this situation.

I found the sunglasses I thought I’d lost in 2022. Turns out I had forgotten about my 80s businessman briefcase full of glasses. Most of them were cheap rx glasses I didn’t get rid of after my surgery but my fancy sunglasses were in there too.

It's bunnyslop. You only like it because bunny.

Old navy has gone too far.

I woke up this morning with a mighty need to clear out my storage room in search of my missing swim shorts. I spent six hours digging through everything. I did not find them. But I did end up with FIFTEEN kitchen trash bags full of clothes, shoes, and bags to donate. But I still need new shorts.